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I could learn to like respect this guy.

(Via Breitbart)

The mayor of Moscow, known for his overtly homophobic statements uncommonly good common sense (Fixed it for ya, Andy&#160 -DV), said Monday that he would never allow a gay pride parade in the city, calling it “Satanic” and saying marchers should be punished.

“A gay parade… cannot be called anything but a Satanic act,” Yury Luzhkov told an education conference, quoted by Interfax news agency. “We haven’t permitted such a parade and we won’t permit it in the future.”

Hmmmm.&#160 And it’s bitterly cold in winter, too…

I may have to contact the SpatulaGoddess Emeritus and persuade her to take me on a tour.&#160

Luzhkov called for gay marchers to be punished. “It’s high time that we stop propagating nonsense discussions about human rights, and bring to bear on them the full force and justice of the law,” he said.

Day-um.&#160 Can we nationalize him and have him run for president?

(There is&#160 precedent, y’know.)

Item:&#160 Back in February of 2008, B. HUSSEIN!!!!!&#160 Obambi, called for an end to the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy as regards to heterophobes serving in the military.&#160 (The link is at http://my.barackobama.com/page/community/post/alexokrent/gGggJS – sorry, I’m not linking to it; go look at it yourself if you wanna see it that badly.)

Item:&#160 Bambi pledges once again to repeal the policy.

“I will end ‘don’t ask, don’t tell,’ ” Mr. Obama told an audience of nearly 3,000 people at a fund-raising dinner for the Human Rights Campaign, the nation’s largest gay advocacy group. “That is my commitment to you.”

(Incindentally, how ironic is it that the Slimes’&#160 article was written by Sheryl Gay&#160 Stolberg?&#160 &#160 )

Reaction:&#160 So he repeated a campaign promise.&#160 It’s federal law (UPDATE:&#160 Wiki, as generally unreliable as it is, has the info on that), and that would require any repeal be passed in the Congress – and that, while eminently possible, isn’t the slam-dunk some folks think it might be.&#160 Yawn.

Jugears might have done better to keep his fucking mouth shut for once.

Never mind that 75% of the people of the state of Texas clearly stated they wanted nothing to do with heterophobic marriage.

Never mind the United States Constitution says not one fucking thing&#160 about heterophobic marriage.

Never mind that no less a man than the Attorney General of Texas himself said Texas wanted nothing to do with faggots pissing on our institution and pretending to be married.

Nosirreebob&#153, we’ve gotta have a Stupid Cunt&#153 of a tin-horned, tyrannical bench jockey bitch&#160 gonna force it on us, anyway.

In a first for Texas and a sweeping rejection of the state’s ban on gay marriage, a judge has cleared the way for two gay Dallas men to divorce.

A voter-approved state constitutional amendment and the Texas Family Code prohibit same-sex marriages or civil unions. And the Texas attorney general had intervened in the two men’s divorce case, arguing that since a gay marriage isn’t recognized in Texas, a Texas court can’t dissolve one through divorce.

And you would think that’d be the end of it.&#160 But here comes a stupid bitch who can’t even spell her own fucking name right – and yes, I’d be honored if you’d quote me – who thinks she knows better than 3/4 of the entire Godforsaken state.

But Dallas state District Judge Tena Callahan ruled Thursday that the state’s bans on same-sex marriage violates the constitutional guarantee to equal protection under the law.

She denied the attorney general’s intervention and said her court “has jurisdiction to hear a suit for divorce filed by persons legally married in another jurisdiction.”

Bullshit.&#160 Teeny-Weeny, honey, if you’re so hot to see multiple dicks, there’s an adult theatre just off Northwest Highway in Dallas.&#160 You might as well go – it’s probably more than you’re getting, anyway

Oops.&#160 Looks like I’m right about that.&#160 This bimbo’s ugly as sin:

This case probably gave her a fucking hot flash.

“This is huge news. We’re ecstatic,” said Dallas attorney Peter Schulte, who represents the man who filed the divorce. The man, identified in court documents as J.B., asked that he and his former partner not be identified.

Schulte said the ruling was a surprise and that he hoped to have a divorce order for the judge to sign in the “next few weeks.”

With any luck, we’ll all have trees with all your fucking heterophobic names on them RealSoonNow&#153.

Tall, sturdy ones.&#160 With lots & lots of rope for decoration.

Some assembly required, of course.

Time for yet another WITY&#153.

Remember, Denizens, when I said (and I quote):

Translation: “How long are you bodathious brutethhhh in the Fort Worth Polithe Department going to let uth beat you with our pink feather boathhh until you thurrender and admit that you’re nothing but duthky homophobic devilth in bwue and let uth thwithh around with your headth on piketh like trophiethhhh?”

Sure enough.

Hot Links: TABC admits fault in FW gay-bar raid

Admits&#160 fault?&#160 More like they were browbeaten&#160 with the aforementioned pink feather boas into admitting it.

1. Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission boss Alan Steen says his agents committed “clear violations” of policy during the controversial recent gay-bar raid in Fort Worth, the Dallas Voice reports. The agents’ supervisor has retired amid an internal investigation.

Fucking spineless pissweasel.

Shame that wasn’t me.&#160 I’d’ve told them this:&#160 “Panties in a wad, heterophobinas?&#160 If you don’t shut your swishy little pieholes about it, I’ll be ever-so-happy to schedule a raid like this every fuckin’ night&#160 if I have to.&#160 So shut up and dive back into your pink-triangle rainbow closet, limp-wrists!”

‘Course, that’s just me, and I tend to have a thing against whiny little weenies like the faggots over at the Rainbow.

I absolutely despise headlines like this:

Questions linger about raid at Fort Worth gay bar

And then the first four paragraphs sentences go like this:

Two weeks after a heated sweep of the gay Rainbow Lounge left one patron with a serious head injury, a key question is left unanswered: Did the raid go too far?

And if so, why?

Was the club singled out for inspection by Fort Worth police and Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission officers because it caters to gays?

Were the officers fueled by homophobic hang-ups as they knocked drinks out of people’s hands, slamming one young man into a pool table and gang-tackling 26-year-old Chad Gibson, the Euless computer technician who wound up in the ICU with a blood clot in his brain?

Translation:&#160 “How long are you bodathious brutethhhh in the Fort Worth Polithe Department going to let uth beat you with our pink feather boathhh until you thurrender and admit that you’re nothing but duthky homophobic devilth in bwue and let uth thwithh around with your headth on piketh like trophiethhhh?”

As far as I’m concerned, the FW police department & the TABC have all the credibility on this and the heterophobe community has zero.&#160 The limp-wrists could show me video of the cops doing the Rodney King on this punk Gibson, and I’d ask what Gibson did.&#160 I am not&#160 going to take the word of the Pink Pussy Brigade&#153 just on their say-so, in other words.

Moral to the heterophobes:&#160 Take your perversions and get the fuck back in your closet.&#160 Neither you nor the perversions are welcome amongst decent folks.

What you do is not&#160 okay with me; you wern’t “born that way”, and you will never get me to declare otherwise, so save your lilac breath.

Come see me when you’re ready to apologize and beg forgiveness for Jesse Dirkhising, fuckheads.

And yet another famous offspring shames his parents – or he would, were they alive.

Limbaugh hasn’t had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he’s compensating for something? Now, I wouldn’t pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection — none of that stuff — to me, off limits until! until! — Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else — once you start doing that, you’re fair game, fat boy. Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess. You’re just fair game, and you’re going to get it, too. [Laughs] You’d better watch what you say, Limbaugh, because it can come back the other way.

At least Limbaugh gets them over women, Veronica, you Cupid Stunt&#153.&#160 A helluva&#160 lot more than we can say for you.

Junior also strangely claimed that Pelosi looks pretty good for a grandma, but Limbaugh looks like “the unholy spawn of Tony Soprano and the Michelin Man.”

He also jumped all over CNN analyst Alex Castellanos joking that “If Speaker Pelosi were still capable of human facial expression, she’d be embarrassed” by the “Nixon-like position” she’s in. He said “This from a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a road production of [the Harvey Fierstein drag-queen musical] La Cage Aux Folles.”

This from the pansy-ass douchebag that looks more like the love child of Tom D’asshole and the aforementioned Piglousi.

Perhaps you should stick to ballet dancing, Veronica.&#160 At least when you do that, we don’t have to listen to you bleat.

It’s no big secret that the United Methodist Quilting Bee Made Up Of Spineless Wimps Who Think They’re Sorta Spiritual Church isn’t exactly the penultimate authority on things Scriptural.

Sunday, one of their members dropped trou, figuratively speaking, and showed what asses they are their collective ass again, trying to get in the face of a Southern Baptist minister with the heterophobe issue – and failing miserably, I might add.

The pastor of little Grace United Methodist Church took a swipe at big First Baptist Church of Dallas on Sunday with a sermon titled “Why Gay Is OK.”

The message was delivered as a counterpunch to “Why Gay Is Not OK,” a November sermon by First Baptist pastor Dr. Robert Jeffress.

Ooooooh!&#160 Speaking TRUTH TO POWER&#153!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!11!!ELEVENTY!!

Bet it just gave that pastor a little stiffie, didn’t it?

“I knew I had to preach about this,” the Rev. Diana Holbert said Sunday.

Oops.&#160 Never mind.&#160

She told her diverse East Dallas congregation that homosexuality is not a big issue in the Bible

Yeah, just that big abomination thingie.&#160 No big deal.&#160 Nothing to see here, move along.

and that Christians should be more focused on subjects such as health care, greed in the corporate world, and the welfare of children.

Denizens, d’y’all ever notice that when liberal shits tell Christians what their collective focus should be on, it’s always stuff that’s absolutely nowhere to be found in Scripture?

I mean, really.&#160 You won’t find anything about “health care” (universal or otherwise, at least as they&#160 define it) in the Word, and whenever God talks about children, He’s usually either referring to them as a blessing and a gift from Him or trying to instruct us in how they should be brought up according to His statutes.

As for “greed in the corporate world”, the Bible talks about greed being a general condition (or symptom, if you want to think of it that way) of the corrupted human heart.&#160 IOW, it’s a condition that affects all humans everywhere – especially liberal shits like those over at the United Methodist Church who are lusting with greed even now for more power to tell conservatives & Christians how they must run their lives and what they can and cannot talk about in the pulpit (do the terms “hate crimes” and “Fairness Doctrine” ring any bells out there?)

About a third of the church’s membership is gay or lesbian, she said.

Given that you’re leading them down a primrose path straight to Hell, sister, I’d say that’s your&#160 problem.

During her sermon, Holbert said, “God doesn’t discard or discriminate.”

Aw, isn’t that a cutesy, clever little bromide?&#160 Didja think that one up all by yourself, Diana, honey – or did you have help?

Trouble is, it ain’t quite true.&#160 During the final seven years from the Rapture through the Great Tribulation, God’s going to be doing plenty&#160 of discarding.&#160 And at the Great White Throne Judgement, there will be a great deal&#160 of discrimination.&#160 Trust me on that.

“The Bible has often been used to attack gay and lesbian persons,” she said. “Let’s put a stop to that.”

Y’know what, Di, honey?&#160 No – let’s not.

The fact is that God considers it an abomination for men to sleep with men and for women to sleep with women.&#160 He said so – period, end, stop.&#160 And for you to say that He doesn’t consider it a “big deal” proves beyond the slightest shadow of a doubt that you don’t have the slightest effin’ clue&#160 about Scripture, and are not qualified to lead a church nursery, much less an entire congregation.

Holbert, whose husband is a professor at Southern Methodist University’s Perkins School of Theology, chose her words slowly in responding after her sermon. She said she had never met Jeffress.

“I want to be careful,” she said in an interview. “I don’t want to call him anti-scholastic. I don’t want to get in a fight with him.”

Probably the smartest thing you’ve said all day, bimbo.&#160 It’d be like bringing a knife to a gunfight.&#160 And a dull one at that, truth be told.

Then she added, “I kind of feel sorry for him.”

Y’know whom I&#160 feel sorry for?&#160 I feel sorry for your wimp-ass of a husband, because he doesn’t have the balls to take you aside and tell you in no uncertain terms to shut the fuck up before you really&#160 embarass him.

There’s a reason Paul admonished in Scripture about having women in senior leadership positions in the church.&#160 You, Di honey, you stupid bint, stand as People’s Exhibit Number One&#153 as to that reason.

“‘What God has made clean, you must not call profane,’ ” Holbert said, reading from verse [Acts 10:]15.

Let’s make one thing perfectly clear, dumbass-ette:&#160 You ain’t clean.

We are cleansed by the blood of the Lord Jesus Christ as a result of what He did for us on the cross – and it’s painfully obvious that you and your ilk there are throwing that free gift right back in His face.

And it will be made clear in due course that He’s not terribly pleased with the path you’re leading His creations down.

Item:&#160 In the Miss USA pageant this past weekend (not to be confused with the Miss America pageant), Miss California – a lady by the name of Carrie Prejean – finished second.

As part of the competition, her portion of the interview segment featured a question by the self-proclaimed “Queen Of All Media”, Perez Hilton – not to be confused with the self-proclaimed “King Of All Media”, Howierd Stern (now there’s&#160 a couple for you, no?).&#160 The question was asked thusly:

“Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalise same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?”

And Miss Prejean answered He Who Doesn’t Have Much Experience With Real Women, and stated:

“Well I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other,” 21-year-old Prejean said.

“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage,” she continued.

“You know what, in my country, in my family, I do believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offence to anybody out there.

“But that’s how I was raised and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman. Thank you.”

Today, limp-wristed douchebag pansy-assed faggot Perez Hilton called Carrie Prejean a “dumb bitch” for that answer, thereby demonstating that, if Prejean wanted to sue Miss USA for a biased competition, she might have a helluva case.

As for you, Peresita, listen up, pussy:&#160 Carrie Prejean is not only more of a woman than you ever thought of being, she’s also more of a man&#160 than you could ever hope to be.

Carrie would only need about thirty seconds, tops, to kick your ass.&#160 And I base that on the fact that I’d only need five.

You’re nothing but a limp-wristed pantywaist, fag boy.&#160 Crawl back under your rock before someone who didn’t like what you had to say about Carrie decides to take matters into his own hands and bury you under it.

(Hat tip to the beautiful & talented Michelle, who also&#160 has more testosterone than Peresitita con el boyitito.)

Ropes, trees, Iowa Soprano Court Excuses-for-Justices.

Some assembly required.

Hmmmm.&#160 Today seems to be a peaceful day. Other than the pathetic gnashing of Demoscummic teeth over Blagobitch, we’re not really seeing a bunch of whining today.

Hm.&#160 Maybe this has something to do with it (h/t to the beautiful & talented Michelle):

“We’re a gay couple in West Hollywood, neither of us involved in activism, but we just wanted to help,” said Sean Hetherington, 30, a stand-up comic who was the first openly gay contestant ever to do battle, however briefly, in the Gladiator Arena. “And we were amazed at what happened.”

Mr. Hetherington and his companion were among several people surprised by the strength of positive reaction after starting Web sites geared toward a demonstration planned for Wednesday, “Day Without a Gay.” Its organizers are asking gay rights supporters to avoid going to work by “calling in gay” and volunteering in the movement instead.

Anyone out there being inconvenienced by the “strike” on the part of the Lazy-Assed Limp-Wrists&#153?

CRICKETS:&#160 (chirrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!)

Nah, didn’t think so…

But Malkin reader Send_Me has the line of the day about it, I think:

If folks call in “gay”, then their employers should respond with a pink slip.

(Hat tip:&#160 Englishqueen01 over at Malkin’s.)

Fat-assed has-been excuse-for-a-comedienne/singer/human being Roseanne Barr seems to think those of us who don’t support heterophobia should be sent to the gulags.

Let’s expose these evil doctors accountants dentists business owners, pastors who hate the united states of america and seek to overthrow its guarantees of equality and rights to all of its citizens. these disgusting supporters of hatred should not be hired, or socialized with or not allowed to enjoy life in this country which they despise!!!! These people should be forced to emigrate to the soviet union where they will be more comfortable with other totalitarians that hate freedom!!!

Hey, Rosey, you fat-assed chickenshit!&#160 How about you come try that with me, hm?

C’mon, let’s see what it gets ya, Cupid Stunt&#153.

Stupid, fat-assed chickenshit.

Yet another reason to homeschool your kids:

In the same week that the No on 8 campaign launched an ad that labeled as “lies” claims that same-sex marriage would be taught in schools to young children, a first grade class took a school-sponsored trip to a gay wedding. Eighteen first graders traveled to San Francisco City Hall Friday for the wedding of their teacher and her lesbian partner, The San Francisco Chronicle reported.

Somehow, I doubt this falls under the category of “readin’ ritin’ and rithmetic”.

The school sponsored the trip for the students, ages 5 and 6, taking them away from their studies for the same-sex wedding. According to the Yes on 8 campaign, the public school field trip demonstrates that the California Supreme Court’s decision to legalize same-sex marriage has real consequences.

Were the parents notified of this little excursion?&#160 Did the young-skulls-full-o’-mush (a little Rush lingo, there) bring forms home for the parents to sign and return?&#160 Or was the heterophobe community’s morality forced on these kiddies – and, by extension, the parents as well?

(See, faggots?&#160 We can co-opt words & phrases, too.&#160 How’s it feel having your own tactics turned on you, hm?)

Oh, and look who offciated this travesty:

The lesbian teacher’s wedding was officiated by San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom. Newsom is featured in a Yes on 8 television ad, released last week, in which he arrogantly declares of same-sex marriage: “The door’s wide open now. It’s gonna happen, whether you like it or not.”

And I’m gonna repeat what I&#160 said when he uttered this fascist tripe:

That so, you dickless little faggot-humping pussy? Why don’t you bring your little Limp-wristed Lame-assed Lambda Lickspittles™ to Texas and we’ll see about that, hm??? Let’s see how much of your personal little Bathhouse Blade Brigade™ is left after you’ve tried to force this bullshit on us, eh, Newsom, you son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch?

C’mon, Gavi baby. Let’s see those papier-machés of yours, chickenshit!!!

Ropes.&#160 Trees.&#160 Fascist faggots.&#160 A “ventilation tool” for afterwards.

You guys know the drill.&#160

Looks like B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi’s Gestapo “truth squad” goons aren’t wasting any time:

A team of Obama-supporting prosecutors and sheriffs in Missouri is preparing to pursue legal challenges to any presidential campaign ads deemed to be false or misleading.

KMOV-TV in St. Louis reports District Attorney Robert McCulloch, a past president of the National District Attorneys Association, said that whether the ads could be attributed to an opponent’s campaign itself, or another organization, “If they’re not going to tell the truth, somebody’s got to step up and say, ‘That’s not the truth. This is the truth.'”

Would that be truth like, “B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi is a socialist, needle-dicked pussy faggot who doesn’t even possess the testicles in his family”?&#160 Or perhaps, “B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi is nothing but a Shit-cago political machine hack&#160 who doesn’t have the balls to fight his own fights, but has to hire thugs to do his fighting for him”?

That kind of truth, you mean?

The effort appeared to be part of a move by the Obama campaign to block advertisements to which it objects. The campaign also sent “threatening” letters to several news agencies in Pennsylvania and Ohio demanding they stop airing ads exposing Obama’s gun stance, according to the National Rifle Association.

The NRA’s Political Victory Fund condemned the attempt at censorship.

“Barack Obama and his campaign are terrified of the truth,” said Chris W. Cox, chairman of organization. “Sen. Obama’s statements and support for restricting access to firearms, raising taxes on guns and ammunition and voting against the use of firearms for self-defense in the home are a matter of public record. NRA-PVF will make sure that everyone knows of Obama’s abysmal record on guns and hunting.”

All one has to do is look at the state of Ill-noise and their Second Amendment-violating draconian gun laws to figure that&#160 out.&#160 That’d probably be agenda item number five – right after surrendering in Iraq, surrendering in Afghanistan, re-imposing the so-called “Fairness Doctrine” and extending it to the Blogosphere, and signing an Executive Order mandating infanticide.

(How’m I doing on those truths so far, Obastard?&#160 Got enough yet to send your brownshirts after me?)

The Obama campaign declined to respond to a WND request for comment.

Probably getting ready to sue WorldNetDaily for even daring to print the story.

The KMOV report said the campaign was being conducted by McCulloch and another prosecutor, Jennifer Joyce, along with a number of sheriffs throughout the state.

“They will be reminding voters that Barack Obama is a Christian who wants to cut taxes for anyone who makes less than $250,000 a year. They also say they plan to respond immediately to any ads and statements that violate Missouri’s ethics laws,” the report said.

(sigh) I wasn’t going to do this anymore, but this can’t stand.

Hey, ObamaNazis!

4451 Rainier St, #339
Irving, TX

Come say it to my face, you fucking chickenshit pussies!

Make sure whomever your ball-less, dickless Obamassiah decides to send to serve me the papers brings a bodybag and has his affairs in order.

Fucking brownshirt cowards.&#160

Clay Aiken is a heterophobe.

In other news, the sun rose in the east, water is wet, some dogs bite and Demoscum are lying little pussy bitches.

And on a related note, Lindsay Lohan has officially jumped her own personal shark.

And our latest contestant for “Who Wants To Be A Whore For Obama&#153?” is none other than a rehab center’s favorite patient – lesbo slut Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan has had enough of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin.

“I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin,” the actress wrote on her MySpace blog Sunday.

“I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female,” Lohan, 22, said. “I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Whereupon our Limp-wristed Lesbo Lunatic&#153 immediately goes on the attack against the Sarah-cuda – because she’s a woman.

Lohan believes Palin isn’t ready for the job.

“I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be,” she said.

This is curious, coming from a big-titted rehab-center rat whose only qualifications herself seem to be drunk driving, crashing her car, going in & out of rehab and posing in various men’s magazines in various stages of undress.&#160 I mean, she’s even quoted in Maxim magazine as stating, “My breasts have been a really big hit.”

Hate to tell you this, Lindsay, honey – but I’ve seen lots that are better.&#160 Waayyyyyyyy&#160 better.

Lohan goes on to conclusively prove the matter between her ears is fecal, not grey.

“Oh, and… Hint Hint Pali Pal – Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!” Lohan added.

Oh, well, HINT HINT, Loose Lindsay&#153 – name me the “tabloid covers” Sarah’s actually, you know, posed&#160 for, hmmmmmmmmmmm???

Take your time.&#160 I’ll wait.

And while we’re waiting, we’ll read a bit further and discover than the Queen of the Tabloid Trollops has, shall we say, come out of the closet a bit.

Lohan said she feels fear, concern, disappointment and stress over Palin. The actress also referenced Palin’s views on homosexuality.

“Is it a sin to be gay?” Lohan asked. “Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

Well, then, shouldn’t you be supporting her, you dumb bitch?&#160 Or didn’t you hear about Sarah’s daughter Bristol?

You know, for all the Obumblerphiles who keep claiming that John McCain’s supposedly “out of touch”, a lot of them don’t seem to get out very often, eh what?

“Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?” she added.

Ah, here’s where she confirms that she’s a dumb-shit little lesbo slut.&#160 And it seems she’s going to waste her money on a temporary heterophobe marriage, as well:

Actress Lindsay Lohan looks set to marry her DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson and has been spotted around Los Angeles sporting a huge heart-shaped engagement ring.

Ronson halted her set at a Los Angeles nightclub on Tuesday to declare her love for the actress and insisted she will wed Lohan by the end of the year.

Speaking from her mixing desk at the trendy Chateau Marmont nightclub in Los Angeles, she told clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”

And the other bimboid had this to say concerning the election:

“Vote for obama!” Ronson wrote. “Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!

As good a reason as any to vote McCain/Palin.

Gonna be a very bad November for you, isn’t it Lindsay, you ignorant slut?&#160 McCain’s gonna win and&#160 faggot/lesbo marriage is going to be tossed out on its ear in California.

Sucks to be you, Cupid Stunt&#153.&#160