Posted by Darth Venomous @ 7:30
(Hat tip to Jeremy Thomas at 411mania.com.)
Denizens, either we have come upon the Apocalypse, and the Four Horsemen are trampling upon the countryside, or else the failing reputation of Disney as a family organization – which began to crumble with the adoption of the now-infamous “Gay Days” – has finally reached its nadir and pulled out its trusty jackhammer.
For Disney has now pulled off the absolute unthinkable epic fail – they’ve asked no less than Britney Spears to be a mentor/role model.
With her troubled past, Britney Spears might not seem the most likely of role models – but she has been picked by Disney bosses to mentor the studio’s child stars.
Executives approached her in a bid to avoid another meltdown such as that suffered by 18-year-old singer and actress Demi Lovato earlier this month.
Britney’s fellow former Mickey Mouse Club Mouseketeer Justin Timberlake has also been asked to counsel young performers.
Justin I could possibly understand, although I’m rather dubious about Mr. “Bringing Sexy Back”.
Great. Honkin’. Cthulu.
If ever Luke 6:39 (“Can the blind lead the blind? Will they not both fall into a pit?”) were to apply to a situation, I think it’d be here.
Idiots, all of them.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:56
“He’s very sweet,” she says of her French-born boyfriend. “I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love. He’s always telling me he’s never met anyone who loves the way I do – wholly and freely and unconditionally.”
Well, it looks like ol’ Frenchie took to his lessons very well, hawhawhawhaw!!!
Brent Barry’s father, NBA Hall of Famer Rick Barry is worried his son will be devastated by the news that his wife Erin was having an affair with Tony Parker. Barry played with Parker from 2004 to 2008, and he is currently in the middle of his own divorce from Erin.
Live by the extra-marital affair, die by the extra-marital affair.
Though I (curiously) didn’t blog on it at the time, I was telling whoever would listen to me that this marriage would last three years, tops.
And the news came down just a couple days ago – the marriage is done, over, toes up, fini.
Karma’s kind of a bitch, isn’t it Eva?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:33
(Hat tip Doug Powers off a buzzworthy from Michelle Malkin.)
The “Down Is Up, Up Is Down” Department, seeing His Rudeness feeling like crap the last few days, has decided to try and brighten his mood by telling him a funny.
I mean, how else could you explain Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister going all PotKettleBlack on us, hm?
Former President Clinton has sent out a fundraising letter on behalf of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee under his own name warning that Republicans are trying to “derail’ President Obama’s agenda.
Gee, he says that like it’s a Bad Thing…
Yes, Der Kaiser, but we’re not trying to “derail”-sneer-quotes it, we’re trying to derail it.
Put. A. Fuckin’. Stop. To. It.
What specific part of that does your feeble, one-track-only-and-that’s-sex mind not effing understand, hmmm?
Oxford must have been pretty damned desperate to have taken you as a student, lemme tell ya.
Not much unexpected there.
Well, at least someone at the Post gets it.
But along with the letter, Clinton has included a flyer from the DSCC that’s bound to raise eyebrows.
Okay, Denizens, last warning. I’m putting the money-quote here below the fold. Make sure you’re sitting down before you open it up. MASSIVE SPEW WARNINGS.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 12:39
Miley Cyrus has caused yet more controversy during her promotional trip to Britain – the star shocked fans by flashing her underwear at a gig in London over the weekend.
The teenage star took to the stage and once again faked a smooch with a female dancer during her rendition of new single “Can’t Be Tamed.”
She then stripped off her shirt to reveal a mini-dress, with a bare midriff and cut-out panels around the thighs, and showed off her underwear during a series of dance moves.
Shame, Miley. Given who your dad is, we out here were hoping you’d spare us a modicum of angst by not becoming a clone of Britney Spears. That you might grow up to be someone we’d want our daughters to emulate – someone wholesome, upright, even pure (relatively speaking, anyway).
Guess we can’t have everything we want in life, huh?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:25
Item: OwlBore and his wife, Tipper, are separating after 40 years of marriage.
Reaction: Looks like Al’s mistress – Mommy Gaia – finally won out. (Shame Tipper can’t sue the earth for alienation of affection.)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:08
Was kinda wondering, Denizens, what I was going to do for tonight’s entry.
Y’see, Mrs. Venomous has me…hanging curtains. (Don’t laugh. Our bunk is on the top floor of our loft, and we’ve got a couple of Gen-Y pussies back behind us that have no qualms about walking by our windows to get to their own loft. (Long story. Short version is, these curtains are needed in the Worst Way.))
So I go to check email – and lo & behold, LC Rurik of the Rott has taken care of it for me.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 13:20
(Hat tip to the beautiful & talented Michelle.)
So help me Cthulu, I would Damned Near Pay Real Money if these pussies would try this in Texas.
A group of homeless people and housing activists took over a privately owned Mission District duplex on Sunday in what served as the climax of a protest designed to promote use of San Francisco’s vacant buildings as shelters for the needy.
But the owner of the property – who was targeted over his eviction of a tenant – said the demonstration was nothing more than breaking and entering.
“It’s not actually vacant. I use it for my own personal uses,” Ara Tehlirian of Daly City said in an interview, adding that he was in contact with the San Francisco Police Department. “I know nothing other than my property was apparently broken into.”
But that’s not the half of it, Denizens.
When the police were called, they did exactly…dick.
More than a dozen police officers were on hand, most standing on the sidewalk on the other side of the street. Asked earlier whether they would take action if protesters occupied the property, officers declined to comment. One said, “We’ll see.”
By 3 p.m., all had left but one, who stayed to ensure that “nobody is out of hand,” said a police official, Sgt. William Escobar. No arrests had been made.
Memo to you “Homes Not Jails” douchebag cowards out in San Transexual.
Come here to Texas and try to pull that shit. I guar-an-fuckin’-damn-tee you that none of you will survive the attempt.
We have answers for chickenshits like you, and they come in various calibers, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:32
A friend of mine from a previous
job career counts as one of his family friends one Erykah Badu. (For the Uninitiated Erykah Badu is a semi-well-known rhythm-and-blues/soul/rap singer/crooner/hip-hop diva.
And she’s just shamed the hell outta my friend – not to mention her family – by doing this.
A City of Dallas spokesman said Erykah Badu broke the law by filming a music video in downtown Dallas in which she strips and feigns being shot in Dealey Plaza.
City officials had no immediate comment on the content of the video – either the nudity or the clear references to the 1963 assassination of John F. Kennedy.
But whatever she chose to put in her new video, Badu – a Dallas native and renowned graduate of the Booker T. Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts – should have gotten a permit before filming it, said City of Dallas spokesman Frank Librio.
“All commercial film/video or photo shoot projects must be permitted through the City of Dallas Office of Special Events/Film Coordinators,” Librio said in a written statement. “The production company that produced this video never contacted the city to seek the proper permits. This is known as ‘guerrilla filming’ where production companies circumvent the proper permitting procedures and usually shoot these scenes in one take, knowing that if they are discovered they would face arrest and/or penalties.”
Now, should you have the stomach to go seek out the video and view it (I have – and quite honestly, it isn’t that good), you might notice that she did this in full view of regular Dallas citizens. Men, women…and children.
That’s right, sportz fanz. Erykah Badu did herself a little striptease for all the nice folks in downtown Dallas. Without so much as a cover charge, or even the strip club tax the Texas Supreme Court’s looking at right now.
And y’know…the really sad thing is that she’ll probably win some sort of award for the video. If nothing else, she’ll win one for sticking it to whitey, aka Dallas city government. Little black girls – and little white ones, and Asian ones, and Hispanic ones too – will, sadly, look up to her as some sort of role model, instead of the two-bit stripper she’s turned out to be.
It’s just another sign that our society and culture has been flushed down the shitter. And at some point, He who has not turned one blind eye to us, will have had enough, and we will reap the whirlwind.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 13:15
(“WITY”, of course, standing for “What’d I Tell Ya?”)
The Vicar & I were conducting an email exchange yesterday, whereupon he committed…well, not a cardinal sin, but it got a good-sized virtual mock-glare from me, anyway.
His trespass: referring to me as a Baptist. (The Southern part of that was not “voiced”, as it were, but given where the Realm is geographically located, one could say it was at least implied.)
Whereupon I immediately reminded him that (in the words of the Romulan Nero) that I do not speak for the Southern Baptist Convention, that they & I stand apart.
Which, in turn, reminded me that I had never followed up on my promise to layeth the smacketh downeth on their candy asses for the aforementioned folly of carrying water for a failed movement.
The world’s leading climate change scientists have been caught out making unfounded claims about global warming for the second time in just over a week.
Experts appointed by the United Nations said rising temperatures were to blame for an increase in the number and severity of natural disasters such as hurricanes and floods.
But it has emerged that the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change based the statement, made in 2007, on an unpublished report that had not been properly reviewed by other scientists.
Feel most free to go read the rest.
So tell me, Jack Graham, pastor of Prestonwood Baptist Church, my former pastor and a leader in this mad scramble to climb into bed with the Gaia-worshippers & tree-
humpers huggers – how does it feel knowing that you were sold a bill of goods? And highly defective goods, at that?
How does it feel to know that you and your fellow SBC high-muckety-mucks willfully disobeyed God and focused more on pleasing man than on pleasing Him? I know how it feels when I’m reminded that I fail the Lord on a daily basis – how does it feel, knowing that not only did you do it, but then made a fucking spectacle of yourselves in announcing it to the world at large?
You people foolishly sold your souls for the hope in acquiring something resembling the acceptance of the world – hell, you morons even said as much…
“Our cautious response to these issues in the face of mounting evidence may be seen by the world as uncaring, reckless and ill-informed. We can do better.”
…so how does it now feel knowing that you got caught red-handed caring more about how the fucking world saw you than how Christ saw you – and it wound up biting your on your ample asses as a result, hm?
It is time for the leadership of the Southern Baptist Convention to take its turned-into-linguini-spines, step the fuck aside and allow new, fresh blood that isn’t willing to compromise as they have, to take over and carry the banner forward.
Before that passage in Revelation that I mentioned really does come back to devour them.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:55
If you ask me – and I know you didn’t, like I give a flying… – the motherfucking bastards who came up with this idea should be shot on sight.
— A New York City-funded guidebook for heroin users offers information on how to prepare drugs carefully and care for veins to avoid infection.
The state’s top official with the Drug Enforcement Administration calls the “Take Charge Take Care” guide a “step-by-step instruction on how to inject a poison.” DEA special agent-in-charge John Gilbride says the handout is disturbing.
Which – and do pardon me for pointing this out – was still illegal, last time I checked…?
“Oh, well, don’t break the law, yer not s’posed to, but if you do, here’s how you do it…”
Oh, well, don’t blast a .45-caliber hole through someone else’s head, mkay? But if you really wanna, this is how ya go about it…
Great. Honkin. Cthulu.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:02
Never mind that 75% of the people of the state of Texas clearly stated they wanted nothing to do with heterophobic marriage.
Never mind the United States Constitution says not one fucking thing about heterophobic marriage.
Never mind that no less a man than the Attorney General of Texas himself said Texas wanted nothing to do with faggots pissing on our institution and pretending to be married.
Nosirreebob, we’ve gotta have a Stupid Cunt of a tin-horned, tyrannical bench jockey bitch gonna force it on us, anyway.
In a first for Texas and a sweeping rejection of the state’s ban on gay marriage, a judge has cleared the way for two gay Dallas men to divorce.
A voter-approved state constitutional amendment and the Texas Family Code prohibit same-sex marriages or civil unions. And the Texas attorney general had intervened in the two men’s divorce case, arguing that since a gay marriage isn’t recognized in Texas, a Texas court can’t dissolve one through divorce.
And you would think that’d be the end of it. But here comes a stupid bitch who can’t even spell her own fucking name right – and yes, I’d be honored if you’d quote me – who thinks she knows better than 3/4 of the entire Godforsaken state.
But Dallas state District Judge Tena Callahan ruled Thursday that the state’s bans on same-sex marriage violates the constitutional guarantee to equal protection under the law.
She denied the attorney general’s intervention and said her court “has jurisdiction to hear a suit for divorce filed by persons legally married in another jurisdiction.”
Bullshit. Teeny-Weeny, honey, if you’re so hot to see multiple dicks, there’s an adult theatre just off Northwest Highway in Dallas. You might as well go – it’s probably more than you’re getting, anyway
Oops. Looks like I’m right about that. This bimbo’s ugly as sin:
This case probably gave her a fucking hot flash.
“This is huge news. We’re ecstatic,” said Dallas attorney Peter Schulte, who represents the man who filed the divorce. The man, identified in court documents as J.B., asked that he and his former partner not be identified.
Schulte said the ruling was a surprise and that he hoped to have a divorce order for the judge to sign in the “next few weeks.”
With any luck, we’ll all have trees with all your fucking heterophobic names on them RealSoonNow.
Tall, sturdy ones. With lots & lots of rope for decoration.
Some assembly required, of course.
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 8:00
(NOTE: I’m bumping this to today because the PFW post didn’t give The Six Or Seven Of You a chance to read it in all its glory.
Besides, I’m gonna be busy pretty much all weekend, so I can get posting for today out of the way. (grin) -DV)
While everyone in the “Fringe Media” (aka MSN aka what Glenn Beck is now referring to them as) was needing more drool bibs from the slopfest that was Al-Obambi’s debut on the United Nitwits stage….back at home this was going on.
Need we say this AGAIN America?
Al-Obambi told us to judge him by who he associates with during the campaign. Wellll, isn’t that just speeehhh-shhhullll…… Let’s see now, he associates with a church leader who advocates that “America be damned”, an avowed Communist, several handfuls of Marxists, and who knows how many social justice advocates and whacko progressives. Lovely crew there Bambi. Just farking lovely.
Now you are going to appoint a sicko-phant that wants nothing more than to ensure that “Heather Has Two Mommies” or that GLAAD be given Cabinet-level status as your “Safe Schools” czar.
He actually wants someone
…who has advocated promoting homosexuality in schools, written about his past drug abuse, expressed his contempt for religion and detailed an incident in which he did not report an underage student who told him he was having sex with older men.
Once again….HOLY W-T-F!
How difficult is it to understand Leviticus chapter 18? I get it, I’m fairly certain most everyone else reading this gets it too. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure it out (trust me, I know….I have ready access to a whole spaceship full of them down here by the Southern HQ).
I really want to go on an major rant here, but my blood pressure is rapidly approaching explosive levels as it is. At least someone has already called shenanigans on this.
“Jennings was obviously chosen for this job because of the safe schools aspect… defining ‘safe schools’ narrowly in terms of ‘safe for homosexuality’,” Peter Sprigg, a senior fellow at the Family Research Council, told FOXNews.com.
The Generalette (being a teacher herself for many seasons now) has been reading this over my shoulders and appropriately stated that “The government has no business being in education in the first place. Leave teaching to the teachers! And if this is how “safe schools” are going to be defined, then I’m hanging up my teaching license because I WILL NOT be part of any agenda that wants to promote that sort of thing to MY students!” (she’s just a wee bit defensive of her kids)
(Note: You DO NOT want to know what happened when the “messiah” brought his dog and pony show to the schools back on Sept 8.)
November 2, 2010….mark your calendars denizens. Our voice WILL BE heard.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:30
It’s no big secret that the United Methodist
Quilting Bee Made Up Of Spineless Wimps Who Think They’re Sorta Spiritual Church isn’t exactly the penultimate authority on things Scriptural.
Sunday, one of their members dropped trou, figuratively speaking, and showed
what asses they are their collective ass again, trying to get in the face of a Southern Baptist minister with the heterophobe issue – and failing miserably, I might add.
The pastor of little Grace United Methodist Church took a swipe at big First Baptist Church of Dallas on Sunday with a sermon titled “Why Gay Is OK.”
The message was delivered as a counterpunch to “Why Gay Is Not OK,” a November sermon by First Baptist pastor Dr. Robert Jeffress.
Ooooooh! Speaking TRUTH TO POWER!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!11!!ELEVENTY!!
Bet it just gave that pastor a little stiffie, didn’t it?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:21
Ropes, trees, Iowa Soprano Court Excuses-for-Justices.
Some assembly required.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:03
The Department of Up Is Down, Down Is Up, Etc. brings us this disturbing little item about a heretofore charming kids’ park that’s about to turn into the Last Chance Effing Saloon.
Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission administrator Alan Steen on Wednesday signed an order potentially clearing the way for beer sales next month at Six Flags and also at its nearby Hurricane Harbor water park. Three opponents granted party status, including Arlington Mayor Robert Cluck, have 23 days to file a request for another hearing or to allow the alcohol license to be issued.
Sharon Parker, a Six Flags spokeswoman, said she was confident park officials had presented a convincing case.