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Folks, this may put me at odds with LSPK&T and the official position of this fine example of bloggery.

After seeing this article, I have just about decided that the smartest move for Israel would be for them to tell the US to take our money and insert it into that portion of the anatomy best loved by Barney Frank, that they will protect themselves, and determine their own future. Our ditzy politicians just can’t seem to figure out that for all their faults, Israel is not only our best friend in the Middle East, but they are also the only really free country in the area.

Maybe I’m suffering from a case of blog burnout, or whatever.

But words are failing me over the mass murder at Fort Hood today.

A military mental health doctor facing deployment overseas opened fire at the Fort Hood Army post on Thursday, setting off on a rampage that killed 11 other people and left 31 wounded. Authorities killed the gunman, and the violence was believed to be the worst mass shooting in history at a U.S. military base.

[…]

A law enforcement official identified the shooting suspect as Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the case publicly.

Publicly or not, didja’ll notice what was left out of the little needle-dick’s description?

Yeah, that’s right.&#160 His religion.&#160 Specifically, that of the Religion of Piss&#153.&#160 A cocksucker of the pedophile Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him).&#160 A devotee of Numero Uno Raghead-o (a little Meskin lingo, there).

In short, a (hack, spit) Muslim&#160 (hack, spit).

For my part, I think the pussy got the ultimate punishment he was seeking:&#160 The death penalty.&#160 He probably died thinking he was going to get his 72 raisins.

My problem with that is this:&#160 He got his punishment too damned soon.&#160 Douchebags like Nidal Malik Hasan deserve to be royally disciplined before meeting their ultimate fate.&#160 Nipple clamps, car batteries and a puddle of water would be a good start.

The Realm&#153 sends its prayers to the town of Killeen, Fort Hood and all the families down there.&#160 We love you guys.

UPDATE:&#160 According to the Weekly Standard, Hasan is not&#160 dead, after all.

I gather that he’ll soon wish he were.

Folks, Darth has totally lost his mind! He has allowed a wannabe Lutheran preacher, with a big mouth, to post to this blog!

For those who don’t know, Rifqa Bary is a seventeen year old young lady who after converting from Islam to Christianity, fled her home in Ohio, taking refuge with a Florida couple. Rifqa believes that if she returns to her parents home, her life would be in danger. Recently the Florida authorities ruled that she should be returned to Ohio, to the custody of the Ohio family court authorities; who have said that she will not be returned to her parents if doing so would place her in danger.

Now it seems that there is some question as to the immigration status of Rifqa and her parents. Until that is confirmed one way or the other, Rifqa is apparently going to be kept in Florida.

As I recall, Rifqa turned seventeen this past June. If this immigration thing carries on another eight months, the court will no longer be able to control where Rifqa lives. If Rifqa’s parents are deported, she could be allowed to stay in the USA because to return to Sri Lanka would place her life in danger.

Assuming that Miss Rifqa is being truthful, I hope that the courts will move at their customary snail’s pace.

This is just a tad bit disturbing.

In a chilling indication that Iran’s arms program is advancing steadily, Israel acknowledged for the first time that Teheran had mastered the technology to make a nuclear bomb on the same day that the Iranians announced they had successfully tested a new air-to-surface missile.

Iran has “crossed the technological threshold,” and its attainment of nuclear military capability is now a matter of “incorporating the goal of producing an atomic bomb into its strategy,” OC Military Intelligence Maj.-Gen. Amos Yadlin told the cabinet on Sunday.

“Iran is continuing to amass hundreds of kilograms of low-enriched uranium, and it hopes to exploit the dialogue with the West and Washington to advance toward the production of an atomic bomb,” he said.

Israel, it’s not like you’ve ever needed our permission to defend yourselves.&#160 What in hell is the holdup?

I’m not sure it’s time to push the (for lack of a better term) “panic button” yet in re:&#160 “End Times” prophecy or anything.

But I do&#160 think this is probably going to push things along a bit.

ISRAEL’S air force has fired about 30 missiles at targets in the Gaza Strip, destroying Hamas police compounds and killing at least 140 people.

Television footage showed dead bodies scattered on a road and wounded and dead being carried away by distraught rescuers. There was widespread damage to buildings.

Of course, what the bastards at News.com don’t&#160 tell you right off the bat is why&#160 Israel responded as it did.&#160 That&#160 doesn’t come until slightly later:

The Israeli military had no immediate comment on the attack, which followed a decision by Prime Minister Ehud Olmert’s security cabinet to widen reprisals for cross-border Palestinian rocket attacks on Israel.

Which, of course, Roto-Reuters was at least decent enough to tell you almost from the start.

Militants in the Gaza Strip, who have launched dozens of rocket attacks against Israel since a truce expired just over a week ago, fired more salvoes that killed one Israeli man and wounded several others.

Kinda like, y’know, “oh, by the way, sorta kinda maybe Israel may have been, we dunno, perhaps a bit miffed ’cause Hamas was havin’ a bit of fun&#160 with ’em.”

Fuckin’ asshats at News.com.

If I were the Iranian dogs RightAboutNow&#153, I think I’d be a little worried.&#160 Looks like Ehud’s chosen not to wait for the Obambi coronation, and is launching the predicted premptive strikes now.

Breaks my heart, it does.&#160

As of right now, I’m as ashamed to be an American as I’ve ever been.&#160 And I’m ashamed to be a resident of Dallas County.

Happily, I can correct the latter.&#160 Fixing the former will take some doing.

Barack HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi, the Manchurian Muslim, the Dickless Wonder, the “Messiah”, Jugears McHopenchange, managed to steal the election last night with the help of: a) the Lame Stream Mediots&#153, who have cast aside all pretense of being in the tank for this feckless jackass, b) ACORN, who couldn’t illegally register enough illegal voters fast enough, and c) illegal aliens, who benefited not only from ACORN’s tactics, but from election officials who couldn’t – or wouldn’t – take the time & effort needed to make sure that legal citizens’ votes&#160 retained their full value.

And in Dallas County, a bunch of stupid-assed elitist bastards managed to shove an incompetent lesbian down our throats again for the office of sheriff.&#160 Thanks to an assload of illegal alien voting, I’ll soon be looking for residence in an adjoining county.&#160 One which doesn’t have its head up its socialist ass.

And to add insult to injury, the fucking damnfool extra-chromosome jackasses in western Pennsylvania put Benedict Murtha back in office.

Shit-for-brains fuckheads, all of you.

About the only good things to come out of yesterday’s elections were that the faggots got their dicks cut off and handed to them, and that enough Minnesotans woke up and figured out that no, he’s not good enough or smart enough, and he’s not really that well liked.

But now I have about 62 million enemies.&#160 And I’m serious about what’s up on the banner – if you voted for that son-of-a-bitch Obambi, you’re now my enemy.&#160 Anything I can legally do to make your life a living hell, I’ll do it.&#160 And I’m going to give your illegal occupier of the White House exactly&#160 the amount of respect you gave George W. Bush – that is to say, less than fuckin’ zero.

From this point forward, Jugears McHopenchange will be known by his formal title, the Ayatollah Obambi.&#160 His bitch-of-a-wife will be known as the First Stupid Cunt&#153 Cupid Stunt&#153.&#160 (Apologies to cunts.)&#160 His fuckfaced little excuse-for-an-administration will be known as Al-Obambi.

And every bad thing that happens to the Unites States from this point forward, whether it’s the economy, teen pregnancy, downturns in the war or a fucking hangnail on the right little toe of Joe The Plumber&#153, will be fully blamed on B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi.

This is what you asked for, you retarded liberal fucks.

Get used to it.&#160 I’m through being nice.

As I sit here, bottled water in hand, trying desperately to replenish the fluids I’ve lost puking my guts out the last five hours…

…that’s right, Denizens, your obdt. svt. (a little Blackie Sherrod lingo, there) and part-time Sith Lord appears to have run right smack dab into the flu…

…I am reminded of the one line I always tell you guys at this time of year:

“Remember – vote for whomever you want…just don’t vote for a Demoscum.”

And never has it been any truer than today, for a myriad of reasons.

* If the Demoscum win today, free speech will lose.&#160 Badly.&#160 They will reinstitute the so-called “Fairness Doctrine” and try to ram home a provision to make it apply to blogs like This Fine One&#153 here.

* If the Demoscum win today, the right to keep & bear arms for our self-defense will be Bambi facing Godzilla.&#160 And it will get trampled just as easily.

* If the Demoscum win today, confiscatory taxation will once again be the order of the day, as Big Business&#153 will once more become the target of poupulist bleating by a party that wants to own all business and graciously&#160 allow us to keep a miniscule fraction of the fruits that we are granted by working for Our Gracious Overlords&#153.

* If the Demoscum win today, politically-correct thought will become mandatory, and group identities like Professionally Offended Minorities&#153, the Heterophobe Community&#153, et. al, will be elevated in class over us Common Folk&#153 in Flyover Country&#153.&#160 And the right to protest their little pet agendas, such as abortion, heterophobia, etc, will be quickly kicked to the curb, and those of us who dare practice them will be herded into the re-education camps.

* If the Demoscum win today, the official state religion will become Gaia&#153, as we are forced at bended knee to pay homage to Mother Earth&#153.

I could go on, but I think you get the point.

Now, it’s not as if we’re going to just stand there, bend over, grab the ankles and just take&#160 it.&#160 Oh, no.&#160 Anyone who thinks that&#160 about us is even more deluded than I thought.&#160 I’d just kinda hate to see it come to that, is all.

So I, the King & Tyrant&#153 about this place, merely wish you a safe, pleasant – and victorious – Election Day.

Now, go vote, dammit!

ThatIsAll&#153.

I see here where that Cupid Stunt&#153, Claire McCaskill, claims to have spit on an earpiece prior to giving same to Mitt Romney.

Memo to Claire McCuntmuffin:&#160 Tell me&#160 that, sweetie, and said earpiece is getting shoved right up your ass.

And I do&#160 mean that literally.

Bitch.

While the National Barack Channel’s Saturday Night Lickspittles&#160 were busy engaging in their latest round of Palin Derangement Syndrome, they were also&#160 lampooning the Demoscum for their complicity in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, not to mention the new owner of the Demoscum, Georgie-Porgie Soros.&#160 A clip of the skit also appeared on their webpage.

That is to say, but for only a few hours.&#160 Then it mysteriously disappeared down the memory hole, very likely at the behest of the aforementioned Soros.

But then Michelle Malkin managed to get a copy of it, and she posted it.

Then Pat Dollard did likewise.

And then Misha got into the act.

Now it’s my&#160 turn.&#160

Come’n try to take it, Obama goons…&#160

UPDATE:&#160 Those of you who have Firefox probably won’t be able to see it.&#160 As soon as I have a free moment tonight, I’ll convert the .wmv file to Flash so everyone can view it.

Update the 2nd:&#160 Still having trouble with the conversion.&#160 Hang tight.

Update the Threeth:&#160 Okay, I give up.

Those of you who can’t see it, click here to download it.

The Department of Instant Karma’s Gonna Get You&#153 has been pulling yeoman’s duty these last few weeks – and soon as this is all over, I’m putting them in for some much-needed shore leave.

DEPT OF IKGGY:&#160 YAY!!!!!!&#160

Anyway, they bring us this:

Item:&#160 When the Sarahcuda’s personal email was hacked, several (and I mean several) screenshots thereof made their way over here.&#160 (I don’t want to give these fuckwits the linkage, but I can’t find anyone else pointing to them, so…)&#160 They were not, and are not, terribly apologetic about any of it.

Item:&#160 G’AWK-AWK-AWK-ER has apparently run into a small spat of…er…financial difficuty, even though they claim&#160 that advertising…

is up 30% over a year ago.

[…]

You can guess the reason for these brutal measures: the recession.

Right.&#160 That would be the one that hasn’t happened yet, but that you dumb shits keep harbingering (harbingering?) about.

Ever hear of “self-fulfilling prophecies”, dumbass?

OTOH, it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of pussies.&#160

[Scene:&#160 the bridge of Pegasus.&#160 All our players are at their normal posts, save for the science station.&#160 Darth Venomous is in his command chair, reading the Nossican response to the Realm&#153 purchase proposal.

Suddenly, the bridge doors whoosh&#160 open and Captain Korrioth rages in, eyes wide & teeth bared (think Gowron again) and ready to do someone a very nasty turn indeed.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 The @*%)!)%*@!!!! p’tahk!!!&#160 I will rip his throat out with my bare hands!!!!

[Most of the bridge crew dives for cover.&#160 His Rudeness&#153 simply leans back and arches an eyebrow.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Peace, Captain.&#160 What’s the problem?

KORRIOTH (eyes still wide & teeth still bared):&#160 THIS!!!!!

What was up with Joe Biden’s frozen forehead?

It’s his smile lines, too.

Ewww.

The HD broadcast of the debate made it all the more glaring. (And let me note that left-wing blogs have had plenty to say about HD highlighting John McCain’s appearance.) Go ahead and Google “Biden and Botox” in the blog search engine and you’ll see lots of other observations about it, too.

Commenter ddhinnyc: “As a frequent Botox addict, I can confirm this: Biden has not had his eyes done, but he has had his forehead botoxed, and he has had bad hair plugs.”

VENOMOUS:&#160 Yeah, actually, this is pretty funny.&#160 So what’s the…

KORRIOTH:&#160 LIMBAUGH CALLED HIM A KLINGON!!!!!

[The rest of the bridge crew try to hide even harder.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Ah.&#160 I see your point.&#160 But he’s one of us, and we need him, so let’s let it pass, hm?

KORRIOTH:&#160 How dare&#160 Limbaugh compare that honorless targ-shit to our people?!?!?!&#160 AND THEN HE PUTS HIM NEXT TO MY FATHER!!!!!

VENOMOUS:&#160 I know, I know.&#160 Here, lemme make it up to you.

[Venomous extends his hands, and purple Force-lightning envelops Korrioth.&#160 The Klingon-Vulcan hybrid howls in pain – or something else, perhaps?

The lightning continues for 30 more seconds, then Venomous pulls back and stops.&#160 Korrioth, now on hands & knees from the agony, barely manages to look up at the Sith lord.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 Th…th…thank y…you…m’lord.

VENOMOUS:&#160 What are friends for?

[Venomous points at K’hadibak’h & McManx and snaps his fingers.&#160 The two immediately jump to Korrioth’s aid and help him to his station.]

…

Rush, I loves ya, man…but I have to keep this big lug pacified, y’know?&#160

Last week, we had a veritable gaggle of Chicken Littles squawking that if the original $700 XXXL (that’s billion&#160 to you folks at the Church of the SubTarded) bailout crap sandwich bill wasn’t passed BY FRIDAY, BAH GAWD&#153, that the economy would tank and we’d all lose our jobs and be living in SackclothAndAshes-Ville&#153 by Monday.

Monday they said that if Uncle Sugar didn’t do something by the end of the day, stocks would lose 398% of their value, the economy would crash and we’d all be selling apples on street cornersOHMAHGAWDTHEHORRORTHEHUMANITY!!!!!!!11!!ONE!!!1

This morning, as I write this, the Dow is up 240 points.&#160 (And yes, I am fully aware that it may change, depending on what time you click that link, but that’s just as I was writing this, okay?)

I’m still here.&#160 What about you?

UPDATE:&#160 Dow finished up 485 – well over half the value lost yesterday.

Those of you who whined about the sky falling yesterday:&#160 Don’tcha feel rather silly now?&#160

Looks like B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi’s Gestapo “truth squad” goons aren’t wasting any time:

A team of Obama-supporting prosecutors and sheriffs in Missouri is preparing to pursue legal challenges to any presidential campaign ads deemed to be false or misleading.

KMOV-TV in St. Louis reports District Attorney Robert McCulloch, a past president of the National District Attorneys Association, said that whether the ads could be attributed to an opponent’s campaign itself, or another organization, “If they’re not going to tell the truth, somebody’s got to step up and say, ‘That’s not the truth. This is the truth.'”

Would that be truth like, “B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi is a socialist, needle-dicked pussy faggot who doesn’t even possess the testicles in his family”?&#160 Or perhaps, “B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi is nothing but a Shit-cago political machine hack&#160 who doesn’t have the balls to fight his own fights, but has to hire thugs to do his fighting for him”?

That kind of truth, you mean?

The effort appeared to be part of a move by the Obama campaign to block advertisements to which it objects. The campaign also sent “threatening” letters to several news agencies in Pennsylvania and Ohio demanding they stop airing ads exposing Obama’s gun stance, according to the National Rifle Association.

The NRA’s Political Victory Fund condemned the attempt at censorship.

“Barack Obama and his campaign are terrified of the truth,” said Chris W. Cox, chairman of organization. “Sen. Obama’s statements and support for restricting access to firearms, raising taxes on guns and ammunition and voting against the use of firearms for self-defense in the home are a matter of public record. NRA-PVF will make sure that everyone knows of Obama’s abysmal record on guns and hunting.”

All one has to do is look at the state of Ill-noise and their Second Amendment-violating draconian gun laws to figure that&#160 out.&#160 That’d probably be agenda item number five – right after surrendering in Iraq, surrendering in Afghanistan, re-imposing the so-called “Fairness Doctrine” and extending it to the Blogosphere, and signing an Executive Order mandating infanticide.

(How’m I doing on those truths so far, Obastard?&#160 Got enough yet to send your brownshirts after me?)

The Obama campaign declined to respond to a WND request for comment.

Probably getting ready to sue WorldNetDaily for even daring to print the story.

The KMOV report said the campaign was being conducted by McCulloch and another prosecutor, Jennifer Joyce, along with a number of sheriffs throughout the state.

“They will be reminding voters that Barack Obama is a Christian who wants to cut taxes for anyone who makes less than $250,000 a year. They also say they plan to respond immediately to any ads and statements that violate Missouri’s ethics laws,” the report said.

(sigh) I wasn’t going to do this anymore, but this can’t stand.

Hey, ObamaNazis!

4451 Rainier St, #339
Irving, TX

Come say it to my face, you fucking chickenshit pussies!

Make sure whomever your ball-less, dickless Obamassiah decides to send to serve me the papers brings a bodybag and has his affairs in order.

Fucking brownshirt cowards.&#160

(The following is a column which appeared on my old web site, www.spatulacitybbs.com, on September 11th, 2001.&#160 It is re-posted now in remembrance of then.

New stuff for today only will be below.)

NOTE: This column contains some coarse language. Back out now if such language offends you, please.

I got four hours of sleep last night. I’m fighting the obligatory yearly case of tonsillitis. My throat hurts like Hell ™, my body is racked with soreness, and – not to put too fine a point thereupon – I’m in need of a tube of Prep H.

You get the idea. (sigh)

So here I am on LBJ Freeway in Dallas, plodding my way through traffic, fighting hard the urge to fall asleep at the wheel, literally. I’m listening to our sports-talk/guy-talk station on AM, the Ticket (KTCK 1310), when the sports jocks there suddenly exclaim something to the effect of, “WTF…?!”. Apparently, a heavy jet has veered off course and slammed into one of the World Trade Center twin towers in New York City.

“Wow,” I’m thinking, “they’ll likely stay with this one all day”, and I immediately turn over to the news/talk station here, WBAP 820, for all the coverage. Yes, I admit it – I’m fascinated by carnage.

At that point, though, I’m thinking tragic accident. Somebody’s plane lost its hydraulics and careened out of control, and the World Trade Center, unfortunately, was simply in the way.

That was 7:50. At 8:09, my worldview – and that of 280 million Americans, I would bet – changed radically.

At that point, a second jet slammed headfirst into the other tower. At that point, it’s not just a major tragedy. This looks just a weeeee bit too organized to be a coincidence.

It’s 8:20 when I get to the office, and I meet my buddy and old Wingtip Courier dispatcher as he’s driving up. He hasn’t been paying attention to anything. We get inside the office, and I bring him and our other compadre up to speed on things (he wasn’t listening to the radio, either, which was surprising). I go into my office and try pulling up a video stream for any of this. It’s 8:25.

Fifteen minutes later, the message is clear: America is under attack for the first time in 60 years. Yet another heavy jet has crashed – this one into the Pentagon. Reports are coming in about multiple hijackings. I’ve read a report about a worldwide alert issued last Friday concerning our resident international terrorist, Osama bin Laden, Two & two are quickly starting to come together.

(Side note: Don’t let them tell you they had no warning. I’m not kidding about that worldwide alert concerning bin Laden. They knew. Damned right they knew.)

I can’t pull up anything on the ‘Net – and I have a T1 at work. The radio offers some details, but I want to know more. I run across the street to the CompUSSR to scope out the TV images.

And ohmigod – what TV images. I saw the second plane come in behind the first tower, and a plume of fire and deep black smoke explode out the other side. I saw the collapsed side of the Pentagon. I saw both WTC towers collapse – I had to ask someone if they’d collapsed all the way, so incredulous was the scene there. (A third building nearby would collapse six hours later.) I heard reports of yet another plane crash – this one near Pittsburgh. Rumor has it that the plane was headed to Camp David – we’re somewhere around the anniversary of the Camp David accords, so I hear.

Returned to work around 11:00 in a state of near-shock. Twenty minutes later, I received the go-ahead to go home. After a quick stop-off at the school to check on my wife, I arrived home and turned on the TV to Fox.

The images there were even more unbelievable than before. Fox had the direct angle on the second tower hit. They also had better angles on the collapse of both towers – although by that time, there was so much smoke & dust that one could hardly make anything out.

After a quick lunch, I sit down here to gather news stories, and I find this.

That’s right, sports fans. Here are a group of Palestinian squids laughing, dancing and cheering the attack on us, whom they call “the Great Satan”.

Compassionate people, those Palestinians.

Okay, now that I’ve bored you with my day, here’s my analysis: CNN early on was doing everything it could to avoid calling it a terrorist attack. But, Spatulaites & Spatulaettes, it’s too coordinated, too organized to be anything but. These events had to be planned months in advance. Certain people had to be installed at just the right junctures in order to pull this off – our airport security procedures, despite the fact that they’re handled by part-timers making minimum wage, are still way too strict. People who knew how to fly those planes had to arrange for passage on these planes. This would have been a major undertaking for simply one airliner – for four to have been hijacked in this manner and turned into suicide machines screams for the fact that this is more than just a Chinese fire drill.

So. Who’s got the capability to pull it off? Who has the money to train these thugs, place them right where they needed to be placed, and then turned loose? And who among them hates us enough to target us? Not to mention, who’s stupid-assed enough to try it?

If you haven’t figured it out by now, go back to school and take a comprehensive reading course. You think about it, there’s really only one man who qualifies: Osama bin Laden.

There can be no question. The mastermind behind the 1993 bombing at the aforementioned World Trade Center is so consumed with hatred for the United States that it sticks in his craw that he failed to bring us down eight years ago. So he decided to try and finish the job, gambling that we’ll be too chicken-shit to do anything about it.

(Second side note: Yeah, the Palestinians and the Taliban in Afghanistan are denying responsibility. Don’t believe the bastards. This is their baby.)

This is where George W. Bush needs to prove him wrong. Take this one to the bank, my friends: The Bush presidency – whether he believes it or not, whether he likes it or not – rides on how he handles this.

America is screaming for justice. More to the point, America is screaming for revenge. This is nothing short of an act of war. Yes, war. There’s been a formally undeclared one on us now, by most of the non-Israeli countries of the Middle East, for several years now. The Muslims hate our guts. The Syrians, the Iraqis, the Iranians – we’re their enemy. “Death To America” has been cruising at #1 on the Middle Eastern Top 40 for several years. They’re getting bolder, too – because they think we’re too cowardly to fight back. They think we’ve forgotten how to fight.

If George Bush has any balls, now’s the time to prove them wrong.

This is your solution, like it or not: Any country harboring terrorists – that would include Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Syria, et. al. – must be wiped from the face of the earth.

Scramble 30 bombers. Five warheads each – six if the plane will hold it. Bomb the shit out of these countries – get rid of these raghead bastards.

So what if you take innocents out, too? This is war, people. They don’t care about killing our innocents; why should we give a shit about theirs??

And that goes for the Palestinians, too. Let’s do Israel a favor and eliminate those sons-of-bitches from the annals of history, as well. They want to laugh and make merry at our misfortune, they need to pay the ultimate price.

Show the world some balls, George W. Teach them that there’s a price for fucking with America. Demonstrate to them that we have not forgotten how to fight!

(Hat tip Misha, who got it from the Inoperable Terran.)

Taking a page from the Demoscummic playbook, Ibrihim “Pooper Scooper” Hooper and the pedophile-worshipping fuckwads at CAIR are trying to deny Charles Johnson and the boys at LGF of their rights guaranteed them by Article I of the Bill of Rights.

Charles, naturally, cut off their balls and shoved them back down their throats.&#160 Figuratively speaking only, alas.

Hey, Ibrihim!!!&#160 Your boy Allah is dead as a doornail, and his so-called “prophet” was a pedophilic pansy-assed pussy!

Come do something about it, you syphilitic son-of-a-pork-bellied-bitch.&#160 I fucking dare&#160 you.