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So back on Friday, the news that Keithy-weefy Olberman has jumped shark and severed his contract with the illustrious (P)MSNBC.  Just when things were going soooooo welll.  Not.

Even the Associated Piss found out that (P)MSNBC and Keithy-weefy weren’t BFFs.

Keith Olbermann’s exit from MSNBC appeared abrupt to viewers of his show, but the TV news commentator and his network were involved “in a relationship that’s been failing for a long time,” an NBC Universal executive said Saturday.

Sounds like the execs at the network were tired of cleaning up the trash Keithy-weefy caused from all of his barking moonbat excrement.

Olbermann was nearly fired in November but instead was suspended for two days without pay for violating an NBC News policy by donating to the political campaigns of three Democratic candidates, including the congressional campaign of Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. He returned and apologized to his fans, but not the network.

Gee, guess that kinda confirms that the execs decided they weren’t gonna play janitor no more.

I have a couple of theories on the the REAL reason Keithy-weefy is now finding himself in the unemployment line.

First, Keithy-weefy was SOOOOOOOOO sure he was getting the well-used leather chair over at the Communist News Network and fill the spot recently vacated by another old dude that when CNN announced that the spot was filled by Piers Morgan ol’ Keithy-weefy didn’t understand the irony that just bitchslapped him.

Second, and more probable IMHO, is that he knew The Onion was about to start up their news show this week and just could not bear the thought of giving them volumes of free material to work with that he had to get outta town before the last stagecoach departed. Yup, The Onion News Network is kicking off it’s cable show this Friday the 28th at 9pm ET on IFC.

Finally, all I gotta say is “BUH BYE Keithy-weefy.” That’s one less progressive screaming his mantra on the airwaves.

ThatIsAll™

Denizens, I realize youse guys get sick & tired of me ranting and raving all the rime…

KORRIOTH:  NAWWW!!!

MERLIN:  Y’think?!

K’HADIBAK’H:  Whatever gave you that  idea, m’lord?

VENOMOUS:  Hush, you.

ALL: 

Anyway, I figured I’d give you guys some good news, just in case this had flown under your radar:  Widdle Mikey Steele is out as GOP chairman.

Wisconsin Republican Party Chairman Reince Priebus was elected chair of the Republican National Committee on Friday, defeating four other candidates — including incumbent Michael S. Steele — in seven rounds of voting.

Priebus never trailed in the voting, slowly building on his tally until he surpassed a majority of the 168 voting members.

Steele, the gaffe-prone former lieutenant governor of Maryland who was elected as chairman in January 2009, dropped out of contention after the fourth round of balloting.

Probably the best decision he made during his two years in office.

Don’t know much about Priebus – from what little I’ve read from him, Dan Riehl hates his guts – but he did oversee the defeat of Widdle Russie “Fifi” Feingold…and, even in this recent era of anti-Demoscum-incumbent sentiment, that’s no mean feat.

Time will tell if he’s any sort of improvement, or just a white Mikey Steele.  But I’m willing to give him a chance, at least, on the hope that he’s not as incompetent as Steele.

Besides…he’s not Steele, and that has to count for something.  Right?

And the final from Reno, NV:

#3 Smurf Turf Bullshit State 31, at #19 Nevada 34

It is a Perfect Football Weekend™ already.  I don’t give a shit what  the rest of my teams do.

Woo-Fuckin’-Hoo!!!!! 

UPDATE:  ESPN showed one of the Wolfpack touchdowns coming off what looked like a double reverse (though it coulda been just a single – I only got one look at it).

Memo to Chrissy Peterson:  Live by the trick play, die by the trick play, you dumbass.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer team. 

(Via BaD Radio over at the ticket)

Babe Laufenberg & Bill Jones over at KTVT Channel 11 in Dallas are reporting (via Twitter) that Coach Stay-Puf, Wade Phillips, has been shown the door after yet another miserable loss, this time to the Packers at Green Bay, 7-45.

More later in the PFW mega-recap, plus a link when it becomes available.

For now…

UPDATE:  And as promised…the link.

Jason “Red-Headed Jesus Genius” Garrett takes over on an interim basis, i.e. the rest of the season.  Whereupon Owner Jethro will immdiately hire someone else on whom the other 31 teams passed, who will in turn spare all of us to death.

The more things change…

Doug Powers over at Michelle’s site is reporting that Robert “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” Byrd is dead at the age of 92.

I refer back to what my dear, sainted mother (God rest her soul) always said to me about “if you can’t say anything nice”, etc.

Fellow blogger & Denizen Alan K. Henderson reports that PayPal caved and all but begged Pam to reconsider & come back.

Pam thought about for 0.68 seconds.  (For an android, that is nearly an eternity. (grin))

Then said, “Nah.”

Nicely done, Pam.  Good riddance to PayPal.

In other news this weekend, we find that actor/director Dennis Hopper has died of prostate cancer.

Don’t know whether the Realm™ is prepared to mourn or not.  Hopper was known to be a Reagan Republican, having voted with the GOP since 1980 – but the beautiful & talented Michelle (actually, her guest blogger Doug Powers) reports that Hopper voted for Bambi in 2008.

Hopper also voted for George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush, and was a very early supporter of GOP candidate John McCain for president in 2005. Ultimately, however, he ended up voting for Barack Obama saying Sarah Palin swung him away from McCain.

I will not mourn any son-of-a-bitch who helped sell this country down the fucking river by voting for Jugears McHopenchange, the Kenyan Ayatollah.

Knowing what he represented and voting for him anyway?  To me, that’s tantamount to treason.

So I’ll note that Dennis Hopper died, and leave it at that.

Breitbart is reporting that Arlen Specter, aka “Benedict Sphincter”, has officially been shown the door, losing in the Demoscummic primary to Widdle Joey Sestak.

Good fucking riddance. 

(Via the Business Insider, via Redstate off a buzzworthy link from Michelle.)

In a move that should surprise absolutely no one – given that a huge-assed humiliating defeat was staring the Pussified Pro-Abort Porker™ square in his fugly face – Bartleby Stupid has decided to cut and run.

Rep. Bart Stupak plans to announce his retirement today, top Democrats briefed on his decision say.

In other words, “Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin”.

Was it worth it, Bartleby?  I mean, the GOP is going to take over Congress, and either repeal BambiCare outright, or possibly defund it – and you will have gotten nothing, and federally-funded baby-butchering will become the law of the land.

And as if that weren’t enough – and, Bah Gawd™ don’tcha think it oughta be? – you will forever be known in history as one of the most cowardly Congresscritters ever.

Or, as Doug Ross so succinctly put it:

Brave Sir Stupak ran away. Bravely ran away, away.
When a tough vote reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes Brave Sir Stupak turned about, He gallantly chickened out.

Whoo-hoo!!!!! 

Item:  Evan Bayh (Demoscum-IN) saw his own personal “Mene mene tekel upharsin” on the wall, and decided to bail.

Item:  Doug Ross has this great picture up on his site.

Reaction: 

As you guys will recall, I mentioned the other day where John-girl Murthafucker was on the verge of having his one-way ticket to Hell stamped in indelible red ink.

Who says God doesn’t answer prayer?

Rep. John Murtha, a retired Marine Corps officer traitorous ex-Marine pussy [NOTE:  Fixed it for you, Asphyxiated Piss.  -DV] who became the first Vietnam War combat veteran elected to Congress and later an outspoken and influential critic of the Iraq War treasonous bastard [NOTE:  And again.  -DV], died Monday. He was 77.

Break out the champagne. 

Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it, Brett?

You threw one pass too many last week, but you got away with it.

This week…not so much.

After a battered Brett Favre threw away the game with an interception deep in Saints territory at the end of regulation, Drew Brees guided New Orleans to the Minnesota 22. Hartley, suspended at the start of the season for using a banned stimulant, split the uprights.

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…~!!!!!11!!!!ONE!!1!ELEVENTY!!1!!1 

It’s been a damned good week to be a conservative, y’know?

First, we had Scott Brown’s unlikely win in the Massachusetts Senate race on Tuesday.

Then Thursday, the Supreme Court pretty much eviscerated McRINO-Feingold.

The decision reverses a 1990 ruling by the court that allowed the government to bar corporations and unions from spending general treasury funds on ads expressly urging a candidate’s election or defeat. And it overruled part of a 2003 decision that upheld restrictions on independent corporate expenditures enacted the preceding year in the seminal campaign finance overhaul act known as McCain-Feingold.

Naturally, the libtards are bitching – which is why it’s a good thing.

Fred Wertheimer, a longtime advocate of McCain-Feingold, called today’s ruling “the most radical and destructive campaign finance decision in Supreme Court history” and said the court’s majority had “abandoned longstanding judicial principles, judicial precedents and judicial restraint.”

The authors of the law, Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Russ Feingold (D-Wis.), expressed disappointment in the ruling, with Feingold calling it “a terrible mistake.”

“Ah.  Victory.  It has a sweet  taste.”  -Trelane

And to top it all off…Air Scaremerica had the proverbial fork stuck in ‘em.

Air America Radio, a radio network that was launched in 2004 as a liberal alternative to Rush Limbaugh and other conservative commentators, on Thursday shut down abruptly due to financial woes.

The network once boasted hosts such as Al Franken and Rachel Maddow, but struggled from the outset, including multiple management shake-ups, a bankruptcy in 2006 and sale for $4.25 million the following year.

Air America ceased airing new programs Thursday afternoon and said it will soon file to be liquidated under Chapter 7 bankruptcy. It began broadcasting reruns of programs and would end those as well Monday night.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of turds, eh?

Wasn’t too long ago that the Left was crowing about the impending implosion & extinction of the Right.  “Nobody likes you”, they were saying.  “A regional, backwoods party, only viable in the racist South”, they were bleating.

Funny thing about crow.  Lot more fun to do it than it is to eat  it. 

Maybe I’m suffering from a case of blog burnout, or whatever.

But words are failing me over the mass murder at Fort Hood today.

A military mental health doctor facing deployment overseas opened fire at the Fort Hood Army post on Thursday, setting off on a rampage that killed 11 other people and left 31 wounded. Authorities killed the gunman, and the violence was believed to be the worst mass shooting in history at a U.S. military base.

[...]

A law enforcement official identified the shooting suspect as Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the case publicly.

Publicly or not, didja’ll notice what was left out of the little needle-dick’s description?

Yeah, that’s right.  His religion.  Specifically, that of the Religion of Piss™.  A cocksucker of the pedophile Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him).  A devotee of Numero Uno Raghead-o (a little Meskin lingo, there).

In short, a (hack, spit) Muslim  (hack, spit).

For my part, I think the pussy got the ultimate punishment he was seeking:  The death penalty.  He probably died thinking he was going to get his 72 raisins.

My problem with that is this:  He got his punishment too damned soon.  Douchebags like Nidal Malik Hasan deserve to be royally disciplined before meeting their ultimate fate.  Nipple clamps, car batteries and a puddle of water would be a good start.

The Realm™ sends its prayers to the town of Killeen, Fort Hood and all the families down there.  We love you guys.

UPDATE:  According to the Weekly Standard, Hasan is not  dead, after all.

I gather that he’ll soon wish he were.

A retired federal judge died last night.  Fellow by the name of Jerry Buchmeyer.

If you don’t know him, you should.  A Peanutdick appointee, he set about to absolutely ruin the city of Dallas, Texas.

He did so using two rulings – one being Walker, et. al. v. Dallas Housing Authority, where he essentially ruled that low-income folks were free to turn whatever upper-middle-class Dallas neighborhoods they could find into their own personal ghettos at will, thus sending property values in those neighborhoods plummeting, ruining homeowners’ investments and causing what the libtards might call “urban sprawl”.  The cities of Plano, Frisco, McKinney and Allen owe their population growth to Jerry Buchmeyer.

He also imposed, against the will of the people, the Williams, et. al. v. City of Dallas decision, where he basically ruled that Congress is unconstitutional, since the proposed 10-4-1 Dallas City Council representation system (10 single-member districts, four super-quadrants, one at-large mayor) – closely resembled that of the United States government. 

(The 10-4-1 system had been proposed – and adopted, I might add – because this jackass found the 8-3 at-large election system also unconstitutional.)

But Buchmeyer subsequently found that 10-4-1 wasn’t good enough either, instead forcing on Dallas a 14-1 system (fourteen single-member, one mayor) which has turned Dallas from a city that worked into one that doesn’t, with 14 little fiefdoms almost always ruled by 14 “emperors” who are the absolute dumbest-assed  shit-for-brains to ever rule a major city – and yes, I’m including Shit-cago in that group.

Normally, I’d recite here the part about “if you can’t say something nice…” and leave it at that.

UPDATE:  On second thought – yeah, maybe I will leave it at that.  I think I’ve communicated what I intended as it is.