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	<description>I&#039;ll say whatever I damned fucking well want about Islam, the excuse-for-a-religion of the Pedophile Priest, Mohammed.</description>
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		<title>Yet another Father&#8217;s Day without my boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darth Venomous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crap regarding the Doublewide Bitch Supreme™]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Been trying to keep busy today &#8211; working on a laptop for a customer, hanging up laundry when possible, cooking dinner, upgrading the kernels on the two remaining Linux boxes I have online, that sort of thing. But it&#8217;s been at the back of my mind constantly today, and it just now slapped me in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Been trying to keep busy today &#8211; working on a laptop for a customer, hanging up laundry when possible, cooking dinner, upgrading the kernels on the two remaining Linux boxes I have online, that sort of thing.</p>
<p>But it&#8217;s been at the back of my mind constantly today, and it just now slapped me in the face full force.</p>
<p>Father&#8217;s Day.&#160  And yet another one without my son.</p>
<p>Fuck you, Stephanie Dawn Stewart.</p>
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		<title>Interesting factoid (maybe)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darth Venomous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Damn fine stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ROFLMAO!!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(Okay, Denizens, I can&#8217;t vouch for the veracity of this &#8211; but I got this from here and here.&#160 Even if it&#8217;s not&#160 true&#8230;it&#8217;s still pretty damned funny.) The Islamic calendar starts at the time of Mohammed went to Mecca so it is year 1434 AH (Year of the Hajji) and nothing happened before. Apparently, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Okay, Denizens, I can&#8217;t vouch for the veracity of this &#8211; but I got this from <a href="http://twitchy.com/2013/06/15/god-bless-this-student-laura-ingraham-tweets-pic-of-kid-standing-up-to-pc-teacher/#comment-931667588" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="http://twitchy.com/2013/06/15/god-bless-this-student-laura-ingraham-tweets-pic-of-kid-standing-up-to-pc-teacher/#comment-931676539" target="_blank">here</a>.&#160  Even if it&#8217;s <i>not</i>&#160 true&#8230;it&#8217;s still pretty damned funny.)</p>
<p>The Islamic calendar starts at the time of Mohammed went to Mecca so it is year 1434 AH (Year of the Hajji) and nothing happened before.</p>
<p>Apparently, that year happens to have been the Chinese year of the Pig.</p>
<p><img src="/faces/rofl.gif"><img src="/faces/rofl.gif"><img src="/faces/rofl.gif"><img src="/faces/rofl.gif"><img src="/faces/rofl.gif"></p>
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		<title>Our President is going to help these people?</title>
		<link>http://www.spatulacitybbs.net/?p=7995</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Hartung</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Foreign relations stupidity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vicars are not line officers, and hence do not have authority to give orders, so I very, very strongly request that all read this. Now ask yourself why we re-elected our president.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vicars are not line officers, and hence do not have authority to give orders, so I very, very strongly request that all <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/06/11/report-syrian-rebels-executed-a-14-year-old-boy-for-insulting-islam/" target="_blank">read this</a>.</p>
<p>Now ask yourself why we re-elected our president.</p>
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		<title>Damn, that took balls</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darth Venomous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Barking Moonbats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sickening stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter turdbucket-ery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip Twitchy.) Annnnnnnd just when you think that our society&#8217;s hit absolute rock bottom&#8230;bammo, they whip out a jackhammer. Denizens&#8230;meet &#8220;Senhor Testiculo&#8221;. A Brazilian cancer awareness group put themselves in a hairy situation in an effort to teach people about testicular cancer. Brazil’s Association of Personal Assistance for Cancer has introduced to the world [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Hat tip <a href="http://twitchy.com/2013/06/12/junk-science-anti-cancer-mascot-senhor-testiculo-entertains-kids-twitter-rises-to-the-occasion/" target="_blank">Twitchy</a>.)</p>
<p>Annnnnnnd just when you think that our society&#8217;s hit absolute rock bottom&#8230;bammo, they whip out a jackhammer.</p>
<p>Denizens&#8230;meet <a href="http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2013/06/11/brazil-creates-testicle-mascot-mr-balls-to-promote-cancer-research/" target="_blank">&#8220;Senhor Testiculo&#8221;</a>.<br />
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<blockquote><p><i>A Brazilian cancer awareness group put themselves in a hairy situation in an effort to teach people about testicular cancer.<br />
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Brazil’s Association of Personal Assistance for Cancer has introduced to the world the Mr. Balls mascot, better known in Portuguese as “Senhor Testiculo.”<br />
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The mascot has already made friends with both adults and kids despite not being the most visually appealing character, the New York Daily News reported.<br />
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Shaped like a scrotum, and with um, quite the bit of hair, the “friendly” Mr. Balls has become somewhat of a star in certain sections of Brazil.<br />
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&#8220;Both children and adults loved taking pictures with the mascot, a friendly snowman in the shape of [a] testicle,&#8221; the non-profit organization&#8217;s website said.<br />
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While he’s a rather odd figure, the group says “Mr. Ball’s has done his job by helping to propel testicular cancer research into the media spotlight.”</i></p></blockquote>
<p>God&#8217;s judgement on this planet cannot come soon enough&#8230;&#160  <img src="/faces/rolleyes.gif"></p>
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		<title>Is Islam a religion?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Hartung</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Homeland Insecurity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Or is it a political system hostile to our Constitution? This Dutch Politician makes a good case that Islam is more of a hostile political force, than a religion. If Islam is primarily a religion, then they have a Constitutionally protected right to exercise their religious beliefs in the USA. If Islam is a political [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or is it a political system hostile to our Constitution? This <a href="http://www.geertwilders.nl/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=1535">Dutch Politician</a> makes a good case that Islam is more of a hostile political force, than a religion.</p>
<p>If Islam is primarily a religion, then they have a Constitutionally protected right to exercise their religious beliefs in the USA. If Islam is a political system which has as its goal to replace the existing system with Sharia law, then the US government has the responsibility to limit the activities of this group.</p>
<p>At this time, I tend to see Islam as a political force which has as its goal the destruction of our government and society.</p>
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		<title>Scheduled respite</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 12:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Supreme General Rayegun</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fictitious fictionage-ery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Southern Command reports and news]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As previously mentioned here, the Generalette and myself will commence our annual summer leave/respite/sabbatical/vacation starting at exactly 1700 hours. I leave the Southern Command HQ in the capable hands of Number One. NUMBER ONE: Thank you sir! SG RAYEGUN: You know the procedure Number One, just follow it to the letter and I&#8217;m confident I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As previously mentioned <a href="http://www.spatulacitybbs.net/?p=7892" target="_blank">here</a>, the Generalette and myself will commence our annual summer leave/respite/sabbatical/vacation starting at exactly 1700 hours.  I leave the Southern Command HQ in the capable hands of Number One.</p>
<p><strong>NUMBER ONE: </strong>Thank you sir!</p>
<p><strong>SG RAYEGUN: </strong>You know the procedure Number One, just follow it to the letter and I&#8217;m confident I will have an office to come back to that will be in one piece.  Keep SCG-1 on alert status and I want HALO ONE fueled and fully armed at all times.  Understood?</p>
<p><strong>NUMBER ONE: </strong>Yessir!!</p>
<p><strong>SG RAYEGUN: </strong>Also, make sure the surveillance team watches out for the <s><i>Excelsior II</I></s> <i>Vengeance</i>.  That damn ship seems to drop out of hyperspace at all the inconvenient times, especially when the Klingon is driving!</p>
<p><strong>NUMBER ONE: </strong>Understood sir.</p>
<p><strong>SG RAYEGUN: </strong>Dismissed&#153</p>
<p>And with that I shall do this:</p>
<p>{LURK MODE ENGAGED}</p>
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		<title>Frank Lautenberg:&amp;#160  1924 &#8211; 2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darth Venomous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good riddance]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Frank Lautenberg died a couple days ago. He was 89. Now, my dear, sainted mother always told me that if I couldn&#8217;t say anything nice about a lying, cheating, illegally-elected, pro-abort, anti-Second Amendment bastard tyrant wannabe with severe delusions of adequacy&#8230;then I shouldn&#8217;t say anything. So I&#8217;ll just say that Frank Lautenberg died a couple [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Frank Lautenberg <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/06/03/nj-sen-lautenberg-dies/" target="_blank">died</a> a couple days ago.  He was 89.</p>
<p>Now, my dear, sainted mother always told me that if I couldn&#8217;t say anything nice about a lying, cheating, illegally-elected, pro-abort, anti-Second Amendment bastard tyrant wannabe with severe delusions of adequacy&#8230;then I shouldn&#8217;t say anything.</p>
<p>So I&#8217;ll just say that Frank Lautenberg died a couple days ago, and leave it at that.</p>
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		<title>Just about had enough of this (UPDATED)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 05:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darth Venomous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kingly & Tyrant-ly thoughts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Linux Experiment&#153 is just about over.&#160 Apparently, there are never enough client slots available for the maybe&#160 four-to-five apps I want to run at any one time. Windows, as much as I hate it, never did this. Stand by&#8230; UPDATE:&#160 Just as a point of clarification, I&#8217;ve got a quad AMD A8-5600K 3-point-something CPU [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Linux Experiment&#153 is just about over.&#160  <img src="/faces/pissed.gif"></p>
<p>Apparently, there are never enough client slots available for the <i>maybe</i>&#160 four-to-five apps I want to run at any one time.</p>
<p>Windows, as much as I hate it, never did this.</p>
<p>Stand by&#8230;</p>
<p><b>UPDATE:</b>&#160  Just as a point of clarification, I&#8217;ve got a quad AMD A8-5600K 3-point-something CPU with 16 gigs of RAM &#8211; and, even though I devote 50% to a Windows virtual machine, I should have enough to run Firefox, plus open an explorer window, command prompt, and the text editor on which I&#8217;m writing this, with at least a little bit left over.</p>
<p>And Linux is telling me I don&#8217;t have the <i>capacity?!?!?!</i></p>
<p>Fuck <i>that</i>.</p>
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		<title>Worth Paying Attention To</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Hartung</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Presidential bungling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The war in Iraq (and elsewhere)]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Those who get at least a portion of their news from one of the network news shows have become accustomed to seeing the obligatory former military &#8220;analyst&#8221;  give his thoughts. While I really do not wish to denigrate these guys, most of them appear to be men who did a decent job while serving, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those who get at least a portion of their news from one of the network news shows have become accustomed to seeing the obligatory former military &#8220;analyst&#8221;  give his thoughts. While I really do not wish to denigrate these guys, most of them appear to be men who did a decent job while serving, but really did not distinguish themselves.</p>
<p>The same cannot be said for General Patrick Brady, in Vietnam, he had among the most dangerous of jobs an Army helicopter pilot could have. As a Dustoff pilot. General Brady flew unarmed helicopters into the thick of battle.His job was to evacuate the wounded, and for his service General Brady was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.</p>
<p>People may not agree with what he says, or with his politics, but General Brady has earned the right to be taken seriously. <a href="http://www.wnd.com/2013/06/a-helpless-military-just-what-obama-ordered/" target="_blank">This</a> piece is well worth the read.</p>
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		<title>Clarification!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2013 15:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Hartung</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Vicar Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just to be absolutely clear, this is not the Lutheran body of which I am a member! This is What happens when any church rejects the teaching that God&#8217;s revealed word is inerrant.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just to be absolutely clear, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/31/rev-guy-erwin-lutheran-gay-bishop_n_3369794.html">this</a> is not the Lutheran body of which I am a member!</p>
<p>This is What happens when any church rejects the teaching that God&#8217;s revealed word is inerrant.</p>
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