(SCENE:  Aboard the Klingon Bird-of-Prey Pegasus.   The ship has just exited its sixth wormhole of the past 90 minutes after yet another failed attempt to go to warp…and none too smoothly, either.  Chief Engineer & Magician Merlin picks himself up off the deck again.)
MERLIN:  Dammit, I’m gonna catch Hell™ for that  jolt…
(as if on cue) LSIK&T(on speakers):  Merlin, would you mind coming up to the bridge, please, sir?
(Merlin warily eyes the rest of the engineering crew warily.  Lord Spatula’s tone-of-voice sounded way  too cordial for his comfort.)
MERLIN:  Uhhh…aye, sir? (trudges toward the bridge)
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(SCENE:  On the bridge of Pegasus.   The doors part and Merlin comes to stand to the right of Lord Spatula’s command chair.  Tactical officer Korrioth, the Klingon-Vulcan hybrid, stands behind Spats’ right shoulder, directly to Merlin’s left.)
MERLIN:  Reporting as ordered, m’Lord…?
LSIK&T:  (pleasantly) Mr. Korrioth…?
THWAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
(Korrioth delivers a wicked backhand to the side of Merlin’s head.  Merlin literally flies across the bridge, coming to rest in a crumpled heap in the forward section thereof.  Lord Spatula comes to stand over him.)
LSIK&T:  I trust I’ve made my point, Wizard…?
MERLIN:  (groggily) Aye, m’Lord.  I’ll…get it right…unnnh…this time…ow…
LSIK&T:  Mr. Korrioth, will you please carry Merlin back to Engineering, place him gently in his chair and double-check whatever calculations he comes up with?
KORRIOTH:  (grunt)
LSIK&T:  Thank you, gentlemen.
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(SCENE:  Six hours later.)
KORRIOTH:  Bridge, this is Korrioth.  Try it now, m’Lord.
LSIK&T:  There’s a Cluebat™ with your name on it if it’s wrong, Korrioth…!!!
KORRIOTH:  All simulations test positive, m’Lord.  We have the proper formula balance now.  We may proceed at warp nine, if you wish.
LSIK&T:  I’ll hold you to that, targ-breath.  (to the helm) Mr. K’hadibak’h, if you please?  Warp…(glances back behind him, as if towards Engineering)…one.
(Pegasus  shoots into warp one more time…)
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Okay, guys, I’ve tweaked the formatting of the blogroll and the email advisory to my liking; now I think we’re ready to go (he said as he tapped a neutronium ClueBat™ in his hand).  Now that the main page looks the way I want it to look, I can start installing some scripts.
Bear with me and keep your fingers crossed… (sigh)