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My brother has officially entered his Mid-Life Crisis&#153.

He went out today and traded in his dumpy red Ford Escort for a lease on a sleek white 2005 Nissan Altima.&#160 Lemme tell you something – if a bell or whistle exists, it’s on this car.&#160 Wow.

And he’s going on a date tonight with quite the hottie (if the pictures are to be believed), then he’s got a date next week with…you guys sitting down?…a nineteen-year-old.&#160 Yes – nineteen.&#160 As in, one-nine.

Can I hurry up and turn 50, please?

In the meantime, in Indiana, some cowardly fuck punk-jobber is riding around in an Oldsmobile of undetermined year or color, having pretty much totalled Mama’s and Delfts’ three cars today.

Yeah.&#160 Three.&#160 I’m still trying to wrap my mind around that one.

That stupid little coward-assed fuckhead best not come down this way, if he knows what’s good for him.

UPDATE:&#160 At any rate, guys, you can help by praying that Delfts & Mama somehow find a low-cost means of dependable transportation to get them around.&#160 They really&#160 didn’t need to lose all three of their cars right at the moment.

Thatisall, and thanks.

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