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When it comes to our “hah skrewls” (a little more Rush lingo, there), I’m as anti-inmates-controlling-the-asylum as the next guy.&#160 Probably even more so, seeing as smart-assed teenaged punks are amongst my least favorite wastes of oxygen on the planet.

That said, I’ve got a pretty good RCOB going at the moment.&#160 At the fuckheaded school admin who got his rocks off on this particular power-trip:

COLUMBUS, Georgia (AP) — A high school student was suspended for 10 days for refusing to end a cell phone call with his mother, a soldier serving in Iraq, school officials said.

And how dare&#160 this young snot-nosed whelp talk to his beloved mother, whom he won’t see for a year – eh, you Islamonazi-felching, NEA-fellating asshats?

The 10-day suspension was issued because Kevin Francois was “defiant and disorderly” and was imposed in lieu of an arrest, Spencer High School assistant principal Alfred Parham said.

One wonders where the father was in all this.&#160 I know for a fact that, had that been me, there wouldn’t have been a sufficient number of Jawja-state troopers to keep me off that motherfucking son-of-a-bitch Parham.

The confrontation Wednesday began after the 17-year-old junior got a call at lunchtime from his mother, Sgt. 1st Class Monique Bates, who left in January for a one-year tour with the 203rd Forward Support Battalion.

Cell phones are allowed on campus but may not be used during school hours.

I hope they remember that if there’s ever a Columbine-style shoot-’em-up there.&#160 That’s right, fuckheads – slap the hand of little Missy as she tries to call 911 – “No, young lady, you can’t use that cell phone to likely save our lives – school rules, you know.”

When a teacher told him to hang up, he refused. He said he told the teacher, “This is my mom in Iraq. I’m not about to hang up on my mom.”

Hell no,&#160 he’s not about to hang up on a conversation during lunchtime (when he’s not in class, and thus not disrupting the school day) to talk to a mother he won’t see until next year.&#160 Where the royal fuck does this Draconian teacher get off, anyway?

Parham said the teen’s suspension was based on his reaction to the teacher’s request. He said the teen used profanity when taken to the office.

Gasp!&#160 Arrrrrgh!&#160 The assistant assfucker principal got a verbal kick to the crotch and couldn’t take it!&#160 How very humiliating!&#160 How very unbecoming!

How very fucking appropos.

“Kevin got defiant and disorderly,” Parham said. “When a kid becomes out of control like that they can either be arrested or suspended for 10 days. Now being that his mother is in Iraq, we’re not trying to cause her any undue hardship; he was suspended for 10 days.”

Be glad it wasn’t me with whom you were dealing, Parham, you smarmy little pisspot.&#160 You’d’ve gotten a lot more than a cussing out, you stupid bastard.

Bank on that.