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The general consensus was that Vice President Cheney, what with his ongoing health problems and all, would retire from public office after the second Bush term.

But now I tend to think we need to get a few “Draft Cheney” parties organized.

In a page from the Alec Baldwin book, “Tantrums Featuring Promises I Have No Intentin Of Keeping”, Perennial Petrified Puckish Pest™ Helen Thomas vowed to off herself were the Veep to run for the top spot.

Veteran reporter Helen Thomas, the “dean of the White House press corps,” says she would not be able to live if Vice President Cheney were to run for the highest office.

“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told The Hill newspaper. “All we need is one more liar.”

Oh, Helen, ya big tease.  Say you’re not kidding – say you mean it.  Please???

Run, Dick, run!!!


Denizens, Lady Heather del Jeep Wrangler gives us our morning chuckle for today – a little church humor:

Last Sunday, the Gospel was the one about the ten bridesmaids. The five good bridesmaids remembered to take plenty of oil for their lamps, five bad bridesmaids did not.

The priest at our church is always very fiery and his sermons always end on a high note.

Last Sunday the priest ended with…

“Where would you rather be? In the light with the five good bridesmaids or in the dark with the five bad bridesmaids?”

Ummmmmm…can I think that one over for a minute…???


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