The Department of “Hypocrisy Much?” brings us the latest episode of the ongoing series, “How Stupid Can ‘Shitcan’ Sheehan Make Herself Look?”.
Today’s installment comes courtesy of GOPUSA News, via their friends at Cybercast.
On a day when liberal activists plan to hold coast-to-coast candlelight vigils for Cindy Sheehan, the anti-war activist is moving closer to President Bush’s ranch — and complaining about “right-wingers.”
In her latest posting on Michael Moore’s website, Sheehan complains, “The right wingers are really having a field day with me. It hurts me really badly
Oh, boo-hoo-fucking-hoo, Shitcan.  We wouldn’t be wiping the floor with your skanky ass if you weren’t providing us with so much material.  We’d love to take credit for making you look like the fuckheaded bitch you are, but you’re doing a right fine job of that all by your lonesome.
Our much-beloved, semi-regular correspondent Lady Heather continues on in Jeff Foxworthy mode with this contribution:
A redneck luxury car, of course.
Gotta do your off-roading in style, y’know.