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Denizens, let’s start your week off with a clean joke, shall we?&#160 This comes courtesy of our semi-regular correspondent, Lady Heather:

A man and a woman were just divorced, on their way out of the courthouse they are both killed by a runaway bus. In Heaven, they have 2nd thoughts about their divorce so they go to St. Peter and ask to be remarried. St. Peter said “Come back in 15 years!”

15 years later, they’re back and a minister remarries them. Soon after they start fighting again, and want to split up.

So they go back to St. Peter and ask to be divorced. St. Peter throws up his hands and says “It took me 15 years to find a preacher up here and now you want me to find a lawyer??!!”

Mheh.

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