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Your gut-buster for today comes courtesy of Denizen David Hartung:

Bill and Hillary attend a World Series Game. Sitting in the first row, the Secret Service people are sitting directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy. Then, he looks at Hillary. Then, he looks back at the agent. Finally, he shakes his head “no”.

The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team — from the team owner to the bat boy.” Bill thinks about it. He almost agrees, then changes his mind. So, the agent tells him, “The fans would love it!” Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, “Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C’mere Hilly baby…”

With that, Bill gets up. Grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants. He lifts her up, and tosses her over the wall, onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, “Bill, you “!^$#@&!”

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiveing. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, “How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!”

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, “Sir, I said, that they want you to throw out the first PITCH…

BWAH…~!

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Bill Parcells is known for preferring “his guys” over younger players whose exploits are unknown to him.

Might be time to rethink that policy.

Dallas beat Seattle last night, 18-10.&#160 And it’s true that the Cowboy offense scored their only touchdown of the night on a Drew Bledsoe drive.

But most objective observers will tell you that Tony Romo was the best-looking quarterback of the three that played.&#160 His throws were crisper, he ran the offense more smoothly and seemed to show more confidence.

Parcells had best have a quarterback who knows what he’s doing out there.&#160 The Seattle offense under Matt Hasselback shredded (with a capital S) the Dallas secondary.&#160 One Seahawk receiver literally ran away from 2003 first-round bust draft choice Terrence Newman – supposedly the Cowboys’ best corner.

There is&#160 hope on the horizon for the Dallas defense, however. Rookies Demarcus Ware and Justin Beriault were all over the field all game.&#160 Ware caused a first-quarter fumble from Hasselback, which he then recovered.&#160 He also had an interception where he showed impressive closing speed after it looked as if he had been beaten.&#160 Additionally, he deflected a pass and was generally buzzing around the heads & shoulders of Seattle quarterbacks all evening.

He’s being compared to another Parcells linebacker – Lawrence Taylor.&#160 He’s nowhere near there yet, but he didn’t look bad this evening.

Beriault laid several big hits on unsuspecting Seahawk backs & receivers, and forced a safety on an end-zone blitz midway through the fourth quarter.&#160 He plays a great deal like another rookie from 20 years ago – Bill Bates.&#160 It’s maybe not a coincidence that Beriault wears Bates’ number 40.

The PFW will return Thursday or Friday.&#160 Watch this space.

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