Ah, Denizens, but what would a story about a hunting accident be without a fuckheaded, dumbassed quote from the Queen of the Gun-Grabbing Whores™ herself, Sawah Bwady?
James and Sarah Brady made comments today related to Vice President Cheney’s reportedly accidental shooting yesterday in Texas.
“Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him,” said Jim Brady. “I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog – and I thought he was an idiot.”
As opposed to you, Jimbo, who took a bullet for President Reagan and turned into a bona fide  one?
One of the Rott commenters put it best:  That’s why you turned into a Demoscum, Jimbo:  That bullet lobotomized you.
“I’ve thought Cheney was scary for a long time,” Sarah Brady said. “Now I know I was right to be nervous.”
Shame you weren’t there, Sarahbitch.  I’m sure The Cheney’s™ aim would have improved in your presence.
BUSTED!!!!! 
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