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From the So Much For Free Speech Department, we get this story of Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister, that noted tolerator of religions (*cough*), calling for convictions of European papers that committed the cardinal, unpardonable sin of drawing cartoons of Mohammed the Pedophilic Pissweasel Priest™.

Clinton condemned the publication of the caricatures by European newspapers and urged countries concerned to convict the publishers, according to the reports.

No arrest warrant.  No Miranda rights.  No public attorney for those who can’t afford one.  Hell™ – not even so fucking much as a show trial.  Just slap the papers down in a damned kangaroo court  and hand down the automatic conviction.

Shit, Blowjob Billy, whyn’t you just send Janet El Reño over to Europe to start burning down the newspaper offices?  Sure as Hell™ worked with the Branch Davidians, didn’t it, asshole?

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