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Denizens, if you’ll take a look over on the sidebar, you’ll notice a new link.

PoliPundit joins the Realm&#153’s link list – and it’s because of this post.

Or more specifically, the whiny little assclowns who are carping and moaning about it.

All you sniveling little pussies who are taking exception to the way Poli runs his blog, listen up:&#160 IT’S HIS DAMNED BLOG.&#160 GOT IT?????&#160 You can piss & moan at the way he runs it, and threaten to leave like the tantrum-throwing pricks you are, but if you don’t like it, START YOUR FUCKING OWN.&#160 Cap&#237sce?

Thatisall&#153

No…wait.&#160 That’s not all.

You pissy little Romper-Room Rugrats&#153 appear to be, not terribly coincidentally, the same bleating sheep who are wringing your limp-wristed little hands over the prospect of us conservatives leaving the GOP plantation.&#160 Almost as if you had come to regard Republican control of Congress as some sort of birthright, while you sit in your country clubs and sip your fucking cognac.

Let’s get one thing straight, mkay?&#160 The 535 sons-and-daughters-of-bitches up there on Capitol Hill are our servants.&#160 Got that?&#160 Our servants.

Meaning, in case you’d forgotten your high-school civics courses, that if they don’t do our&#160 bidding – IOW, the bidding of the constituents who SENT THEM THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE – then they get replaced.&#160 If you pissweasels wanna wail in angst at anyone,&#160 wail at them.&#160 They have brought this all on themselves, and on their party.

Don’t come crying to us,&#160 assholes.&#160 We ain’t buyin’.

Now&#160 thatisall&#153.

Denizens, your assignment for today is to read this.

And this.

What they said.

Didn’t listen to much of the speech – was off snagging some groceries.

But I heard enough.

“It is neither wise nor realistic to round up millions of people, many with deep roots in the United States and send them across the border,” he said. “There is a rational middle ground between granting an automatic path to citizenship for every illegal immigrant and a program of mass deportation.”

AFAIC, Limpdickya has just handed the Demoscum ’06 – and maybe even ’08 – on a platter.

All hail the new Republican minority.&#160 Enjoy your impending impeachment, Shrimpya.

[Scene:&#160 aboard the bridge of Pegasus.&#160 Lord Spatula is reading the daily dispatches, a noticeable agitated frown on his face.&#160 He reaches toward the ship’s intercom.]

LSIK&T:&#160 Mr Korroith, will you report to the bridge, please?

KORRIOTH (over speaker):&#160 (grunt)

[A few moments later, the Klingon-Vulcan hybrid Korrioth, Lord Spatula’s right hand man and tactical officer, appears at His Rudeness’ side.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 Reporting as ordered, m’Lord.

LSIK&T:&#160 Mr. Korrioth, what is this I read, hmmmmm?

A plane carrying U.S Sen. Edward M. Kennedy across Massachusetts was struck by lightning and had to be diverted to New Haven, Conn., his spokeswoman said. The plane lost all electrical power and the pilot had to fly the plane manually, according to spokeswoman Melissa Wagoner. No one was hurt.

The Democrat had just delivered the commencement address at the Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts in North Adams and was on his way his Cape Cod home when the plane was struck at about 2:45 p.m., she said.

KORRIOTH (stammering):&#160 Uh…I…uh…um…

LSIK&T:&#160 Mr.&#160 Korrioth, you will report immediately&#160 to the Realm&#153 training center for a remedial course in targeting.&#160 For you to miss an object that fucking big&#160 is completely unacceptable, is that clear???

KORRIOTH (cowering):&#160 Yes, m’Lord. (skulks away)

The SpatulaGoddess has a pretty sharp mugga (mom), y’know?

Oh, and semi-private to the aforementioned SG:&#160 Uni under the cap & gown should be fine.&#160 And I’m on board with the soldier recognizing the necessity of discipline, chain of command, etc.

HOWEVER…!!!

It would be a nice tribute were the school district to make an exception for all soon-to-be military personnel and honor them for being willing to make the ultimate sacrifice.&#160 That they don’t&#160 and prefer to hide behind “school/district regulations”, etc, speaks more to their limp-wristed, pussified cowardice than anything else.

(This one will stay on top all day.&#160 Look below for new posts – today only.)

(ED. NOTE:&#160 The following originally appeared in this space a couple of years ago.&#160 I’m reprinting it now, with appropriate tweaks.

And Skip – my son, you may not understand this now, but the reason I’m writing this has absolutely nothing to do with you, and everything to do with why you not only don’t get to ever spend any time with me, but also why you haven’t received a birthday or Christmas present since last year, thanks to your mother and your grandparents. (More on that later.)

And thanks to what they’re probably telling you about me, you might not even believe any of this – but it’s true, and I have the documentation to prove it.

I do love you, son.&#160 I realize your mother and grandparents will try mightily to persuade you that I don’t – but I do, very much.&#160 Someday – hopefully – I’ll get to tell you to your face.)

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So Limpdickya wants to see Jebya make it a trifecta of sorry-assed Bush governing, does he?

President Bush suggested Wednesday that he’d like to see his family’s White House legacy continue, perhaps with his younger brother Jeb as the chief executive.

The president said Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is well-suited for another office and would make “a great president.”

“I would like to see Jeb run at some point in time, but I have no idea if that’s his intention or not,” Bush said in an interview with Florida reporters, according to an account on the St. Petersburg Times Web site.

I got six words for you, Shrub:&#160 Not only no, but FUCK NO!!!

We’ve had first-hand experience of the notorious Bush “go along to get along” style of politicking.&#160 We’ve had everything from the “new world order” to the “vision thing” to “read my lips” to “guest workers” to (gag, spit) “religion of peace” (gag, spit) – and frankly, no one I know is terribly enthused about the Bush track record.&#160 And I can’t imagine that your kid brother would be any better.

Jeb Bush, 53, will end his second term as governor in January. His brother George ends his second presidential term in January 2009. Neither can seek re-election because of term limits.

For which the entire country – and Florida twice – is likely offering heaping mounds of praise and thanks to Cthulu & Maitreya.

Jeb Bush has repeatedly said he is not going to run in 2008.

Let’s hope that’s one promise he actually keeps.

But even his own father said no one believes him when he says he’s not interested in running at some point. Former President George H.W. Bush told CNN’s “Larry King Live” last year that he would like Jeb Bush to run one day and that he would be “awfully good” as president.

Yeah?&#160 Try telling that to Bob & Mary Schindler.&#160 Jeblonski didn’t exactly do all that well by their daughter, now did he?

Little Jebbie had a primo opportunity to go and rescue Terri from the clutches of those three murdering bastard swine, Mikey Shitstain and his cohorts Georgie-Porgie Fellatios and Georgie Greer – but when it came time to show some balls, his&#160 shriveled to the size of raisins.&#160 And this is the man we want leading our armed forces against the Islamoprick ragheads?

I.&#160 Don’t.&#160 Fuckin’.&#160 Think.&#160 So.

“Yesterday I checked in with my brother,” President Bush said as he took the stage. “Make sure everything’s going all right. I’m real proud of Jeb. He’s a good decent man and I love him dearly.”

Maybe he is; maybe he ain’t.&#160 But if he’s anything like you, Shrimpya, he’d be a shitty excuse-for-a-President – which is why, if we have anything to say about it, you’re the absolute last Bush to ever soil the White House doorstep.

I just love it when other bloggers do my work for me.&#160 LC Sig94 has a prime example, right here.

You need to go read it.&#160 It’s that good.

That’s it, GOP.&#160 You’ve lost me.

Bad enough you fuckheads in the Senate are bending over and grabbing the ankles for every little Tom&#225s, Cabaza de Boyo and Vicente that crosses the Rio Grande.

No, the weasels on the end of your leashes, the fucking Welcoming Committee Border Patrol, has to point out all the hazards the pendejos&#160 will encounter upon illegally entering our country.&#160 Snakes…tarantulas…Minutemen…

The U.S. Border Patrol is tipping off Mexican authorities on the positions of members of the Minuteman civilian patrols.

U.S. officials have agreed to the notification process to reassure the Mexican government that the illegal immigrants’ rights are being observed, the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin of Ontario, Calif., reports.

That would be the rights that these illegal aliens DON’T HAVE…right?

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LC, IB and Denizen Deathknyte takes us on a trip through our past with this video.

Knowing nod alerts in effect.

(NOTE:&#160 Yeah, I know – maybe, considering our intense dislike of things evolutionist, that might not be the correct word.

Maybe “development”. (shrug))

Awright, Denizens, I think&#160 I’m “tanned, rested & ready” as they used to say about Nixon.

Certainly I’m back to being royally pissed off at the way things are going around here.&#160 The Yankees just made mincemeat of the Texas stRangerS so-called “improved pitching” (not that I’m particularly fond of Tom Hicks half-assed attempts to run a franchise – I just hate the Yankees), the Dallas Mavericks lost their best chance to steal a game in Saint Eva-ville San Antonio, the Dallas Stars pissed away the best chance for a Stanley Cup they’ve had in years (another Tom Hicks folly)…

And on top of that, they managed to find twelve more&#160 pussies in Alexandria, VA besides Mykki Chickenshit.&#160 (The guess from here is that they’re&#160 members of the Church of the Subtarded, too.) If this ragheaded bastard didn’t deserve to die, then what the Hell&#153 do we have the Fifth Amendment for, anyway?&#160 This dick-sucking follower of Muhammed (Bees Pee Upon Him) clearly demonstrated his willingness to kill more Americans – anytime, anywhere, any way.&#160 He has demonstrated, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that he’s a threat to this country.&#160 And we gave him a fucking pass?!?!?!

Gonna be a lot of range time over this one.&#160 Perhaps some of these twelve limp-wristed asswipes would like to volunteer as targets…?

F.E.T.E., as the Imperial Torturer would say…

Denizens, I’m taking a couple days off.&#160 Still haven’t fully recovered from Texas Blogfest ’06, and had a couple things going on this week that require my immediate attention. (Details later, of course.)

Stay tuned, and thanks.

Pictures of Texas Blogfest ’06 (which is what the GA-Texas blogmeet turned out to be, at least for us) can be found here, courtesy of LC, IB & Denizen Deathknyte.

Check out the one of the guy in the red shirt with the pistol-grip shotgun, mheh.

Chris Muir said it best yesterday:

Personally, I’d say, “Lock and Load”.

But that’s just me.

(NOTE:&#160 Chris, I’m hoping I have your permission to reprint this, given that it disappeared from your site with today’s strip.&#160 If not, feel free to email me – you have the addy.)