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Didn’t listen to much of the speech – was off snagging some groceries.

But I heard enough.

“It is neither wise nor realistic to round up millions of people, many with deep roots in the United States and send them across the border,” he said. “There is a rational middle ground between granting an automatic path to citizenship for every illegal immigrant and a program of mass deportation.”

AFAIC, Limpdickya has just handed the Demoscum ’06 – and maybe even ’08 – on a platter.

All hail the new Republican minority.&#160 Enjoy your impending impeachment, Shrimpya.

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[Scene:&#160 aboard the bridge of Pegasus.&#160 Lord Spatula is reading the daily dispatches, a noticeable agitated frown on his face.&#160 He reaches toward the ship’s intercom.]

LSIK&T:&#160 Mr Korroith, will you report to the bridge, please?

KORRIOTH (over speaker):&#160 (grunt)

[A few moments later, the Klingon-Vulcan hybrid Korrioth, Lord Spatula’s right hand man and tactical officer, appears at His Rudeness’ side.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 Reporting as ordered, m’Lord.

LSIK&T:&#160 Mr. Korrioth, what is this I read, hmmmmm?

A plane carrying U.S Sen. Edward M. Kennedy across Massachusetts was struck by lightning and had to be diverted to New Haven, Conn., his spokeswoman said. The plane lost all electrical power and the pilot had to fly the plane manually, according to spokeswoman Melissa Wagoner. No one was hurt.

The Democrat had just delivered the commencement address at the Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts in North Adams and was on his way his Cape Cod home when the plane was struck at about 2:45 p.m., she said.

KORRIOTH (stammering):&#160 Uh…I…uh…um…

LSIK&T:&#160 Mr.&#160 Korrioth, you will report immediately&#160 to the Realm&#153 training center for a remedial course in targeting.&#160 For you to miss an object that fucking big&#160 is completely unacceptable, is that clear???

KORRIOTH (cowering):&#160 Yes, m’Lord. (skulks away)

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