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LC, honorary Denizen (and now IB) Jackboot makes his triumphant first entry into the Blogosphere with this little gem.

Driving home from my day’s assignment, I noticed a bumper sticker with “Old Glory” flying. Ahhh… I always enjoy seeing those and this one seemed nice n’ new like. But wait a sec….what does the rest of it say? *movin’ in for a peek*

“These colors DON’T rule the World”

It was right next to the “Ned Lamont for Senate” and topped with another displaying “Coexist” cleverly written with pagan symbols.

The sooper-sekret spy Moonbat Alarm display instantly alerted me to the situation. Sorry, I can’t reveal the manufacturer of this little gem or how it functions (I’d have to kill you afterwards) but suffice it say it works similar to TCAS for progressives, socialists and smelly hippies. I have the option of maneuver to avoid or engaging my weapons targeting package. Hey, I’m aggressive as the next guy, but it was hot, I’m tired from a full shift so I picked the maneuver to avoid option.

But I couldn’t get that concept out of my head. Utterly correct on one level, yet massively incorrect in it’s context.

I disagree with his premise only slightly, however.&#160 If we don’t rule the world, then why the Hell&#153 are the hoity-toity of the world coming to us&#160 and begging us to put a stop to the Israel-Hezbollah/Hamas/Iran/Syria war?

Moreover, why does the US seem to be accepting the role???

The US is giving Israel a window of a week to inflict maximum damage on Hizbullah before weighing in behind international calls for a ceasefire in Lebanon, according to British, European and Israeli sources.

The Bush administration, backed by Britain, has blocked efforts for an immediate halt to the fighting initiated at the UN security council, the G8 summit in St Petersburg and the European foreign ministers’ meeting in Brussels.

“It’s clear the Americans have given the Israelis the green light. They [the Israeli attacks] will be allowed to go on longer, perhaps for another week,” a senior European official said yesterday. Diplomatic sources said there was a clear time limit, partly dictated by fears that a prolonged conflict could spin out of control.

Memo to Shrimpya:&#160 Seems to me that the Israelis are big boys and can “handle up” on their own business.&#160 (For the moment, I’ll not delve into how they seem to be doing a better job of handling a bunch of ragheaded Islamofascist terrorist fucks than we are.)

You might consider just backing off and admiring the Israelis’ fine work.

That’s&#160 how you fight a war – with brass knucks instead of kid gloves.

Mickey Spillane has passed on.&#160 The world-renowned author of the Mike Hammer&#160 series was 88.

The Hammer&#160 television series back in the 80s was one of my all-time favorites.&#160 Lotsa babes, lotsa violence, lotsa babes, lotsa no-nonsense narrative…did I mention there were lotsa babes?

Rest in peace, Mickey, and many condolences to your family.&#160 The world lost a helluva guy today, and he’ll be sorely missed.

Now here’s&#160 something you don’t see out of Congress every day – some good news:

U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., Friday gave less than even odds that Congress would pass an immigration law overhaul before the November congressional elections.

The Tennessee Republican said that election year politics and lack of movement by the House toward a comprehensive approach sought by the Senate and President Bush complicate negotiations for final legislation and that odds for a bill this year were “less than 50-50, realistically.”

If I were you, Doc, I’d play that up as a Good Thing&#153.&#160 That’s probably your best chance to keep the Senate at this point.

Formal negotiations between the Senate and House to merge their vastly different bills were delayed as each side tries to win public support through hearings around the country scheduled through August.

The Senate passed a bipartisan comprehensive bill that combines tougher enforcement rules and border security with a guest worker program and a plan to give many of the more than 11 million illegal immigrants in the country a path to U.S. citizenship.

The House-passed bill focuses solely on border security and enforcement. A solid group of House Republicans oppose the Senate bill, calling it an amnesty that rewards people who broke U.S. law. Many senators say they cannot accept the House’s enforcement-only approach.

And Many Americans&#153 have a slight problem with your&#160 POS, Senators.&#160 Any guesses as to whose opinion carries more weight?

Frist said lawmakers were talking informally about how to proceed but right now “nothing’s emerged.”

And for y’all’s sake, nothing had better.

You people can be guaranteed of keeping the Senate tomorrow if you ditch this “comprehensive” crapola.&#160 Any part of it makes it to Shrimpya’s desk, that pretty much ends the Grand Ol’ Pissants as we know ’em.

Not that that would be a Bad Thing&#153…

(Hat tip to the SpatulaGoddess.)

You would think that Fox News – after witnessing and reporting on the backlash against the NY Slimes&#160 and their leak of sensitive information – would have heeded the cautionary tale about minding what you report on.

Alas – doesn’t look as if that was the case.

Nicely done, guys.&#160 Perhaps you’ll keep your fool mouths shut next time?

Memo to Mykki Chickenshit’s limp-wristed cock-gobblers who think they can come in here and shit on my carpet:

Still my blog, still my rules.&#160 You don’t like the way I run things here, you can go fuck yourself.

I know you’d love to post links to video of your honeyboy playing with his inflatable dollies – but that ain’t gonna happen, so you might as well get used to it.

Come say it to my face if that doesn’t suit you, asswipes.

Let’s start your day off with a good chuckle, courtesy of Denizen and RB (Realm&#153 Blogger) David Hartung – who, it turns out, is musically inclined.

Spew warnings ‘n all.

Denizens, I’ve had to shut down a fairly-well-known mail domain because some needle-dicked spammers have been using it to bombard this site with bullshit.

If you try to comment, find that said comment bounces, and you know for a fact that you’re not&#160 on my shit list, email me and we’ll figure out a workaround.

Thatisall&#153.&#160 Thanks.

And just to demonstrate how irrele1vant the little coward is in the Overall Scheme Of Things&#153 – in all the boredom that was yesterday…I completely forgot about this.

It was one year ago yesterday that I exposed Widdle Mikey Cortese, aka the Reverend Mykki Chickenshit of the Church of the SubTarded, for the fucking coward he is.

That’s right, Denizens – one year ago yesterday, he was invited to bring his bombast down here and get his ass handed to him.&#160 His response:&#160 bloviate in front of his half-assed excuse-for-a-church, the Slashdot community, et. al, wave his needle-dick around (actually, I’m rather surprised he managed to find it), then go film himself playing with his inflatable dolls.

You’re still a limp-wristed yellow-ass, Cortese.&#160 And you always will be.

Sucks to be you, huh?

Denizens, rare is the occasion when I come across a column that is so moronic as to be pretty much self-Fisking.

Such a column has come across my path this day.&#160 And wouldn’t ya know it – it’s written by Bobby Herbert of the NY Slimes.

“We can no longer stand by and regularly give ourselves a pay increase while denying a minimum wage increase to the hardworking men and women across this nation.”

—Hillary Rodham Clinton, to her fellow senators

Oh, but you don’t give&#160 yourselves raises, Hilarious, you moronic bimbo.&#160 All you people do is simply refuse to vote on legislation shooting it down and boom – the raise automatically goes into effect with nary a one of you Congresscritters lifting so much as a “Come he-ah, Jeeves” finger.

And I do&#160 seem to remember that that particular idea belonged…to the Demoscum.&#160 Small world, eh Hilarious, you pathetic twit?

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Denizens, we’re gonna start your week off right with this bit of humor from the Mothergoose in Denton. (About 1MB in size, so you Dial-up Denizens&#153 be a bit patient, mkay?)

Spew warnings in effect, and all that.

…good news!!!

Denizens, if you’ll recall, I rejoined the ranks of the gainfully employed back in late November.

Well, that was a temp position.&#160 Which got me by until a better paying temp-to-perm position came along in April.

And now, the “perm” part of that equation has been realized.&#160 I was notified Thursday that my company has decided that they like my fine work and want me as part of their permanent crew.&#160 This’ll carry with it a decent-enough raise and some bennies.

Next step:&#160 stop spending $$$$ like a modern-day Republican.&#160 Maybe if I actually brown-bagged&#160 it once in a while…

The Blogosphere’s been abuzz the last couple of days about a leftist bimboid named Deb Frisch and some of her comments to Jeff over at Protein Wisdom (No need to go over there right now – ever since this episode began, his site’s been down, courtesy of a couple of DDoS attacks.)

(CLARIFICATION:&#160 The link does not take you to Protein Wisdom.&#160 The link goes to what looks like an archived page.&#160 Jeff’s blog really is down.)

(FYI, Misha’s got a nice take on it here.)

I read the comments, and I’m reminded of my own dealings with a psycho bitch back a few years ago.

Deborah Frisch is just like the rest of the libtard chickenshits who talk big, but don’t have the cojones&#160 to back up their bullshit.

When she said “bring it, hombre”, the rest of the right-thinking side of the Blogosphere did – and damn, but did she set land-speed records for backtracking.

She says she lost her job at the University of Arizona for this little episode (though she’s even trying to backtrack on that&#160 by claiming that she “resigned”).&#160 This would be a Good Thing&#153, as she’s not qualified to train young skulls full o’ mush (a little Rush lingo, there).

Frisch, AFAIC, you’re nothing but yet another leftist coward who creams herself at the thought of Ward Churchill cutting loose a fart in her general direction.&#160 But it would be my honor to find myself within five feet of your skanky ass one day.

Just so I could plant it on the concrete.

Item:&#160 A country’s conservative candidate for President wins the election by the narrowest of margins.

Item:&#160 His leftist opponent whines about so-called “fraud”, and threatens to go to court to overturn the legally-arrived-at result.

Gee.&#160 Where have we seen this&#160 before?

Denizens, remember when I threw the bullshit flag on the state of Flori-duhhhhh for their abuse of Rush Limbaugh?

Well?&#160 WITY? (What’d I Tell Ya?)

The State Attorney’s Office said today that it will not file charges against conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh for possessing a bottle of Viagra prescribed to his doctor.

Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours last week at Palm Beach International Airport after customs agents found the pills in his luggage.

And, according to Rush, the Customs bitch who found it was bleating about it at the top of her lungs.

I note that this was in Palm “We’re Too Stupid To Figure Out Chads, Too” Beach.&#160 Gee, I wonder who that bimbo voted for????

So much for the idea of public servants applying the law equally, huh?

Chief Assistant State Attorney Paul H. Zacks wrote in memo that Dr. Steven Strumwasser agreed to have his name on the label to avoid “potentially embarrassing publicity” for Limbaugh.

Viagra is used to treat erectile dysfunction.

“Thus, the medication contained in the subject pill bottle was legitimately prescribed to the suspect by his physician,” Zacks wrote in the memo.

His office plans to turn over a copy of Limbaugh’s files to officials in Miami-Dade County to investigate the mislabeling on the pill bottle.

Yet another bullshit flag on the State of Flori-duh, 25 more yards, 14 points awarded to the opposition, ejections, suspensions and fines up their collective ass.

You gotta hope that that doctor has an attorney friend who’s more of a shark than Roy Black.&#160 ‘Tis high time that the government got its nose royally bloodied over this one.

F.E.J.F.E

Denizens, today is our day to celebrate.&#160 The country to which we (as well as our forefathers before us) have pledged “our lives, our fortunes, our sacred honor” turns 230 years old today.

And I would be remiss in not pointing out that today is also the libtards’ least favorite day.&#160 For they are reminded yet again that they are a sniveling minority that gets a hard-on at the prospect of this country going to her destruction in favor of their socialistic Utopia.

Let us once again vow that we’ll bury their skanky asses – or die trying – before we allow that to happen.&#160 I will not&#160 stand by and watch my country become a socialist hellhole – not while I still possess life & breath.&#160 And I know that you, my loyal Denizens, join with me in that sentiment.

Wanna remind you of something that Neal Jeffery reminded us of last year – a point that we all too oft forget:&#160 Freedom isn’t free – it’s been purchased by blood.&#160 No American has enjoyed a freedom that hasn’t been paid for by someone’s ultimate sacrifice somewhere.

We would do well to remember that today.&#160 We would do well to remember that every&#160 day.

Happy Birthday, America.&#160 May the God of our fathers continue to bless & keep you.