Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Denizens, I’ve had to shut down a fairly-well-known mail domain because some needle-dicked spammers have been using it to bombard this site with bullshit.
If you try to comment, find that said comment bounces, and you know for a fact that you’re not  on my shit list, email me and we’ll figure out a workaround.
Thatisall™.  Thanks.
And just to demonstrate how irrele1vant the little coward is in the Overall Scheme Of Things™ – in all the boredom that was yesterday…I completely forgot about this.
It was one year ago yesterday that I exposed Widdle Mikey Cortese, aka the Reverend Mykki Chickenshit of the Church of the SubTarded, for the fucking coward he is.
That’s right, Denizens – one year ago yesterday, he was invited to bring his bombast down here and get his ass handed to him.  His response:  bloviate in front of his half-assed excuse-for-a-church, the Slashdot community, et. al, wave his needle-dick around (actually, I’m rather surprised he managed to find it), then go film himself playing with his inflatable dolls.
You’re still a limp-wristed yellow-ass, Cortese.  And you always will be.
Sucks to be you, huh? 
Denizens, rare is the occasion when I come across a column that is so moronic as to be pretty much self-Fisking.
Such a column has come across my path this day.  And wouldn’t ya know it – it’s written by Bobby Herbert of the NY Slimes.
“We can no longer stand by and regularly give ourselves a pay increase while denying a minimum wage increase to the hardworking men and women across this nation.”
—Hillary Rodham Clinton, to her fellow senators
Oh, but you don’t give  yourselves raises, Hilarious, you moronic bimbo.  All you people do is simply refuse to vote on legislation shooting it down and boom – the raise automatically goes into effect with nary a one of you Congresscritters lifting so much as a “Come he-ah, Jeeves” finger.
And I do  seem to remember that that particular idea belonged…to the Demoscum.  Small world, eh Hilarious, you pathetic twit?
Denizens, we’re gonna start your week off right with this bit of humor from the Mothergoose in Denton. (About 1MB in size, so you Dial-up Denizens™ be a bit patient, mkay?)
Spew warnings in effect, and all that. 
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(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.