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[SCENE:&#160 The bridge of the Pegasus.&#160 The doors open with a swoosh&#160 and in staggers Chief Engineer Merlin, leaning heavily on Executive Officer Korrioth for support.&#160 Despite that, Merlin nearly manages to collapse to the deck a couple of times before coming to a stop at Lord Spatula’s command chair and straightening himself.&#160 He struggles to enunciate coherently for His Rudeness&#153.]

MERLIN:&#160 Re…repa…repairs on the main computer complete, m’Lord. (cough)

LSIK&T:&#160 About damned time too, I’d say…wait.&#160 Where’d you get all those bumps on your noggin?

MERLIN:&#160 K…Korrioth… (wheeze)

KORRIOTH:&#160 He needed…encouragement.

LSIK&T:&#160 (shakes head) Korrioth, how many times have I told you to thump him with your thumb only&#160 when you did that???

KORRIOTH:&#160 I did.

LSIK&T:&#160 How many times…?

KORRIOTH:&#160 (grunt)

LSIK&T:&#160 That’s what I thought.&#160 Station, please, Commander.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Hmf. (trudges off)

LSIK&T:&#160 Merlin, it’s probably time you promoted McCool and took that vacation you keep telling me about.&#160 Go pick your best cadet from the academy and have Ozy start training him, mkay?

MERLIN:&#160 Th…th…thank you eternally, m’Lord.&#160 Shall I inform him?

LSIK&T:&#160 That won’t be necessary, my friend. (opens intercom)&#160 Mr. McCool, will you report to the bridge, please?

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 (gulps audibly over speaker) Uh…aye, sir?

LSIK&T:&#160 Yer not in trouble this&#160 time, Ozy.&#160 Just get a move-on and get up here.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Aye sir, right away…

(To be continued…)

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