Terrell who?
at Carolina 19, Miami 10
at Philadelphia 16, Pittsburgh 7
at Dallas 17, San Transexual Fairy Whiners 7
at Denver 17, Houston 14
at Cincinnati 48, Green Bay 17
Philadelphia proved they have a better backup quarterback than Pittsburgh.  He should be – he was only the Whiners’ starting QB two years ago.
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Carolina’s defense made Daunte Culpepper’s life a living hell Friday night.  I’d say they’re ready for the season.
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Denver beat Houston.  So what else is new? (yawn)
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Conventional wisdom holds that Dallas has one of the worst, if not the  worst, offensive lines in the league.
Screw that.  This clump of pork meat in Green Bay is gonna have Brett Favre wishing desperately he hadn’t come back this year.  I’m here to tell you that that line is gonna get Favre killed.
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Speaking of the Cowboys, yet another nice effort from the defense, and another sharp performance by the first-team offensive unit.  Bledsoe’s looking good, which makes you wonder how good they can be if/when “The Player” comes back.
Parcells is complaining that his defensive unit isn’t getting enough work.  Two schools of thought on this:  1) if this keeps up, conditioning will be a problem, especially early when games are played in hot conditions, and 2) they keep performing like this, and the offense keeps churning out 2:1 ball control, and they won’t need it; the less the defense is on the field, the less the opposing offense can score.
Whichever, it’s gratifying to see this team playing so well.  Maybe it’s the level of competition – N’awlins & San Transexual won’t exactly set the world on fire this year – but they did this to Seattle too, and that gives cause for hope.  Get this team together, healthy and on the same page, and there’s no telling what could be.
The PFW cranks up for real Thursday.  The Cowboys have one exhibition game left, but they start playing for keeps in “hah skrewl” (a little Rush lingo, there) and college.  There’s even a mini-roadtrip planned – more on that later.
Strap in.  This year’s gonna be fun!