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Candidate Number two from the Better Late Than Never™ department comes from a contributor – and I’m being nice, here – to this thread.

Writes “ashlie”:

did the city of orlando have a earthquake just like 2 days ago i seen it on the news and didnt belive it at first if there was a earthquake in orlando then why didnt port orange feel the shaking was it a misunderstanding was it a political disaster is the world ending now ? omg it is help!!!!!

I’ll give a Spatula City BBS! t-shirt to the first one who can translate that into something resembling a cogent thought.


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