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Memo to Houston:&#160 Now&#160 are you convinced that 19-10 was a fluke???

at Arlington Heights 14, South Hills 21
at UBuffalo 31, Miami (OH) 38
at LSU 38, Kentucky 0
at Oklahoma 34, Iowa State 9
at Dallas 34, Houston 9

One could not have expected much from the Yellow Jackets with its two top weapons out (wideout Manuel Williams also missed the game with an arm injury, in addition to Donnell Dickerson sitting out due to academics), and they certainly delivered.

If this were college, Duke Christian’s job would be in jeopardy.&#160 As it is, they’ll probably go another couple of years of this crappy football, then reassign him.

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As we kick off (pun intended) yet another PFW, we note in passing that the half-assed excuse-for-a-college we love to hate the most, SMUT, aka Stan & Muffy University, has just reinstated quarterback Justin Willis after having suspended him for an off-the-field incident.

Willis committed the most cardinal of sins in the world of the politically correct, aka Leftard Pussyland:&#160 He dared lay hands on a heterophobe after relentless taunting on the part of the limp-wristed chumpette.

Willis, a redshirt freshman from Denton Ryan, will abide by unspecified sanctions resulting from the Office of Student Life’s investigation, according to a university statement.

Translation:&#160 They’re gonna force him to go to “thenthitivity twaining” and apologize to the faggot.&#160 Rumors that SMUT was also going to require that Willis offer to suck the fairy’s dick were unsubstantiated at press time.

Justin – because of where you attend school and because of my abject hatred for that school, we can agree that we don’t like each other a helluva lot.&#160 Nevertheless, were I you, I’d transfer and tell Stan & Muffy U. that they could go fuck themselves.&#160 A hundred other Division I schools would love to have you on their squad.&#160 And most of them can kick SMUT‘s swishy ass.

Awright, enough about the Shitland Ponies.&#160 My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets are at “home” tonight (inasmuch as “home” is on the southeast side of Fort Worth) against the South Hills Scorpions.&#160 South Hills is still a young program, but they gave Heights all they could handle last year, so I expect a game with the margin in the single digits – say, Heights by 3.

UPDATE:&#160 Well, I found out the deal with Donnell Dickerson:&#160 Academic suspension.

C’mon, Dickerson.&#160 Vinnie Young at least kept his grades up.

Saturday, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo Bulls are home against Miami of Ohio.&#160 UMO no longer has Ben Roethelisberger, and Vegas seems to think that’s a big deal – although there’s no line on the game, they have Buffalo favored.&#160 Still, this is Miami of Ohio, so I’d like 28 points to go along with the Bulls, please.

Also, Kentucky is this week’s sacrificial lamb for 14th-ranked LSU, as the ‘Cats travel to the bayou to let the Tigers take out their Florida frustrations out on them.&#160 The line’s 26, and Kentucky will be lucky to keep it that&#160 close.

Speaking of taking frustrations out on folks, Iowa State will travel to Norman to serve as whipping boy for the 23rd-ranked Oklahoma Sooners.&#160 In addition to getting pushed around by the pro team from Austin, OU this week got notified that they were being investigated for the Bomar/Quinn debacle.

Were I Bob Stoops, I’d have the Sooners’ temper honed to a fine edge.&#160 As it is, Nebraska had their way with the Cyclones last week, and I expect more of the same here – the line is OU minus about 26 or so.

Sunday, we find out whether the Dallas Cowboys are contenders, or woeful pretenders.&#160 For although they lost in Philthy last week, they still had a chance to send the game into overtime.&#160 And this week, they have a 1-3 Houston Texans team at home.

Now, they should&#160 win this game.&#160 In fact, if they go back and remember 19-10 four years ago (the loss that sealed Dave Campo’s fate, IYAM), this should&#160 be a royal squash on the order of the Tennessee Titans.&#160 And Parcells – if you want that this franchise should be taken seriously as a playoff contender this year…it had damned well better be.

Okay.&#160 Earlier this week, I guranteed that TCU would definitely not lose a third consecutive game this week.

And they won’t.

Because they’re off this week and don’t play.&#160 Which seems to be the only way to keep them out of the loss column as of late.

We’re back Sunday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, LC Raging Dave…care to talk smack concerning the Boise State Fighting Smurfs? (r, d & g)

No, I don’t have “Terri Irwin’s Revenge”.&#160 Sorry.

Not much time to write about anything today, Denizens, so today’s contribution is from the Mothergoose in Denton – an interesting mural on the ceiling of a smoke-break room…

Now, understand – I’m all for the freedom of smokers to live as they choose, and steadfastly oppose gummint attempts to oppress them.

Having said that, I am a non-smoker, and I consider this to be an extremely powerful statement – as well as being hellaciously nice artistic work.&#160 Props to the artist.

I lifted appropriated obtained this from Drudge.

It comes from “Airplane!” and “Naked Gun” producer David Zucker – who, as you may recall, was a Democrat who finally saw the Jackasses for who they really were and voted for W in ’04.

He came up with this little blurb for the ’06 midterms – and if the GOP had any balls to speak of, they’d use it, starting immediately.

But they don’t, so they won’t.&#160 But it’s still funny as hell, so I figured I’d scarf it and show it to you before Drudge took it down.

Enjoy.&#160 Spew warnings ‘n all.

It is probably a damned good thing I’m not President of the United States right now.

Because I guaran-damn-fuckin’-tee you, Denizens – had I been President, and read this – I’d have immediately, and without regret, given the order to make Pyongyang glow.

So, Kimchee baby, thank whatever Buddha you fellate that there’s a spineless wuss living on Pennsylvania Avenue right now.

Thatisall&#153.

So President Tom ol’ Kim Jong “Mentally” Il likes&#160 nuclear explosions in his homeland, does he?

Maybe we should accomodate him…

Just sayin’, is all.

UPDATE:&#160 LC and Denizen Tennessee Budd kindly reminds us that “President Tom” is the Iranian pansy-ass Ahmadinnerjacket.

Our bad. (sheepish grin)

Memo to Jerry Jones & the Noo Joisey Con Man, Bill Parcells:&#160 NOW&#160 are you ready to let Romo start?

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Denizens, your assignment today is to go read Misha’s rant where he rips a GFW&#153 (Gun-Fearing Wussy) so many new ones that the poor sap’s new nickname probably oughta be “Swiss cheese”.

Then feel free to go read the article itself.&#160 Do note as to how nearly all the commenters took turns verbally beating this dumbass like a pi&#241ata.

Brings a tear to me eye, it does…

Guys, as we embark on another PFW, I’m going to refer you back to this fine rant keyed by yours truly about one year ago.

Nothing’s changed – OU-Texas is still being called the (hack, spit) Red River Rivalry&#160 (hack, spit) by pussies who wish that football was tiddlywinks.&#160 A pox on them all.

On to the PFW.&#160 Gary Patterson’s TCU Horned Frogs, having suffered a complete drop from the polls due to last week’s embarrassment at the hands of BigamYU, proceeds to go 0-for-Utah tonight in Salt Lake City against the University of Utah Utes (or, if you prefer, the UUUs).

Utah got their asses handed to them by Boise State last week on that TV-tube-melting blue crap they call a football field, so the Utes will be looking to take out their frustrations.&#160 A task at which TCU seems to excel perfectly.&#160 And Patterson did his radio show this week, so the Froggies aren’t anywhere near&#160 prepared, so you can have the Utes, but I want 38.

UPDATE:&#160 Oops.&#160 That whipping at Boise State’s hands wasn’t on the Smurf Turf&#153.

The game was in Salt Lake City.&#160 Ouch.

I should mention that TCU’s hopes did&#160 get a boost this week.&#160 Jeff Ballard’s shoulder seems to be bothering him, so we may see Marcus Jackson start this week.&#160 That’s Marcus Jackson as in “faster, better-armed, quicker” Marcus Jackson.&#160 So we’ll see.

Friday evening, my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets go “on the road”, as it were, and open district play against the Eastern Hills Highlanders, home of the hottest cheer…hmmm, I’d best not.&#160 Don’t wanna be accused of being a Mark Foley.&#160 &#160 Anyway, unless Fort Worth football has deteriorated like Heights’ program has, this is gonna be ugly.&#160 May be so, anyway, who knows?

Saturday, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo Bulls are at home against Ball State.&#160 State’s actually favored by 5 or so in this one, so this game actually looks winnable.&#160 As per usual, however, we’ll go with how they do against the spread (which at publication time was UBuff plus 5&#189).

Also Saturday, ninth-ranked LSU travels to the Florida swamp to play Urban Meyer’s fifth-ranked Florida Gators.&#160 The Tigers are favored here, but it’s too close to call (Vegas has Fla at plus-1).&#160 If&#160 LSU wins, it’ll be because of Bo Pelini’s stifling defense.

And last, but not least for Saturday comes the aforementioned OU-Texas shootout.&#160 As everyone knows, Texas smashed the Sooners last year, but they’re not the same team without Vinnie “Oops, Terrance Newman just picked one off” Young, something which Ohio State just got through proving.&#160 Still, the Shortdicks are favored by between 4 and 5, so we’ll see.&#160 I’m gonna go with OU on a late Adrian Peterson touchdown.

Finally, the Dallas Cowboys travel to the City of Brotherly Shove, Filthydelphia, to take on The World’s Greatest Quarterback In The History Of Ever, Ever&#153, and the rest of the Beagles.&#160 All eyes will be on one Widdle Terri Owens, and how he does against the teeth of one of the NFL’s best defenses.

Terri – should you be fortunate enough to get in the end zone Sunday – I’d be inclined to overlook any…uh…”celebration” you wished to perform.

We’re back Sunday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, Humble Devildog – how’s Bucky doing?

Okay, I’m on board with all the outrage against the infamous Mr. Foley.&#160 There wouldn’t be enough cops on the planet to prevent what I’d do to him (or any limp-wristed fucktard) who made eyes/IMs at my boy that way, alright?

That said…I find this verrrrrry&#160 interesting.

A radical activist on a mission to “out” conservative homosexual lawmakers and Capitol Hill staffers held on to information about Rep. Mark Foley’s relationships with underage male pages, suggesting the story would break at the time of mid-term elections.

If this is the Left’s version of an “October Surprise” – if there are more leftist mongoloids holding onto to alleged shit like this, just waiting to spring it on a Republican campaign weeks (days?) before an election – then it might be nearing time to deprive these bastards of certain of their so-called “rights”.

The hard way, if you catch my drift.

The SpatulaGoddess (long may she broadcast massive quantities of hawtness ) has graced us all with this little tidbit, and you’re encouraged to go read it.

Which reminds me – have I introduced you to…

…Bear?

This pic was taken about three months ago (he’s about doubled in size since then). The animal shelter folks say he’s a sheltie/collie mix, though I swear there’s some shepherd in him somewhere.

His formal name is Bear, but the informal name I’ve given him is “D’ohji”.

Sound it out, you’ll get it.

Memo to Chris Bellomy (assuming you still stop by from time to time):&#160 Yes, that canine of yours was&#160 the inspiration.&#160 Thanks.

Thatisall&#153.&#160 We now return you to several episodes of me being this mutt’s favorite chewtoy…

No, I didn’t have time today to write about anything.&#160 Between the clutch on the Anti-Pimpmobile&#153 (translation:&#160 it’s anything but&#160 pimped up) going toes up on me, and then being required to at least try and do my job despite it all, there’s been scant little time to read much of anything about which to blog.

Which is probably for the best, ’cause if I’d read this earlier, it probably would have given rise to an RCOB moment.

As it is, Allahpundit has a great take on it, and by all means don’t miss Misha’s rant on this subject.

And to think – I just got through (finally!) registering to vote for this cycle.&#160 Nice to see I wasted my time, huh?

Fuckin’ Mormon pussies.

at Arlington Heights 25, Kennedale 34
at #17 TCU 17, BigamYU 31
at #9 LSU 48, Mississippi State 17
Dallas 45, at Tennessee 14.

Heights gave up two touchdowns in the fourth quarter to spoil a very nice first three quarters.&#160 Coach Duke Christian’s squad looks like it simply isn’t big, fast or talented enough (with the exception of Donnell Dickerson, whom they’re now calling their quarterback) to hang with anyone above 3A.&#160 I have a really&#160 bad feeling about this season going forward.

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