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As we kick off (pun intended) yet another PFW, we note in passing that the half-assed excuse-for-a-college we love to hate the most, SMUT, aka Stan & Muffy University, has just reinstated quarterback Justin Willis after having suspended him for an off-the-field incident.

Willis committed the most cardinal of sins in the world of the politically correct, aka Leftard Pussyland:&#160 He dared lay hands on a heterophobe after relentless taunting on the part of the limp-wristed chumpette.

Willis, a redshirt freshman from Denton Ryan, will abide by unspecified sanctions resulting from the Office of Student Life’s investigation, according to a university statement.

Translation:&#160 They’re gonna force him to go to “thenthitivity twaining” and apologize to the faggot.&#160 Rumors that SMUT was also going to require that Willis offer to suck the fairy’s dick were unsubstantiated at press time.

Justin – because of where you attend school and because of my abject hatred for that school, we can agree that we don’t like each other a helluva lot.&#160 Nevertheless, were I you, I’d transfer and tell Stan & Muffy U. that they could go fuck themselves.&#160 A hundred other Division I schools would love to have you on their squad.&#160 And most of them can kick SMUT‘s swishy ass.

Awright, enough about the Shitland Ponies.&#160 My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets are at “home” tonight (inasmuch as “home” is on the southeast side of Fort Worth) against the South Hills Scorpions.&#160 South Hills is still a young program, but they gave Heights all they could handle last year, so I expect a game with the margin in the single digits – say, Heights by 3.

UPDATE:&#160 Well, I found out the deal with Donnell Dickerson:&#160 Academic suspension.

C’mon, Dickerson.&#160 Vinnie Young at least kept his grades up.

Saturday, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo Bulls are home against Miami of Ohio.&#160 UMO no longer has Ben Roethelisberger, and Vegas seems to think that’s a big deal – although there’s no line on the game, they have Buffalo favored.&#160 Still, this is Miami of Ohio, so I’d like 28 points to go along with the Bulls, please.

Also, Kentucky is this week’s sacrificial lamb for 14th-ranked LSU, as the ‘Cats travel to the bayou to let the Tigers take out their Florida frustrations out on them.&#160 The line’s 26, and Kentucky will be lucky to keep it that&#160 close.

Speaking of taking frustrations out on folks, Iowa State will travel to Norman to serve as whipping boy for the 23rd-ranked Oklahoma Sooners.&#160 In addition to getting pushed around by the pro team from Austin, OU this week got notified that they were being investigated for the Bomar/Quinn debacle.

Were I Bob Stoops, I’d have the Sooners’ temper honed to a fine edge.&#160 As it is, Nebraska had their way with the Cyclones last week, and I expect more of the same here – the line is OU minus about 26 or so.

Sunday, we find out whether the Dallas Cowboys are contenders, or woeful pretenders.&#160 For although they lost in Philthy last week, they still had a chance to send the game into overtime.&#160 And this week, they have a 1-3 Houston Texans team at home.

Now, they should&#160 win this game.&#160 In fact, if they go back and remember 19-10 four years ago (the loss that sealed Dave Campo’s fate, IYAM), this should&#160 be a royal squash on the order of the Tennessee Titans.&#160 And Parcells – if you want that this franchise should be taken seriously as a playoff contender this year…it had damned well better be.

Okay.&#160 Earlier this week, I guranteed that TCU would definitely not lose a third consecutive game this week.

And they won’t.

Because they’re off this week and don’t play.&#160 Which seems to be the only way to keep them out of the loss column as of late.

We’re back Sunday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, LC Raging Dave…care to talk smack concerning the Boise State Fighting Smurfs? (r, d & g)