(Hat tip:  the SpatulaGoddess.)
Best I can recall, I’ve voted for precisely one Demoscum in my life – and that was when I was too young to know any better.
But dammit, Denizens…this  tempts me…
Arizona Sen. John McCain, a likely Republican presidential contender in 2008, joked on Wednesday he would “commit suicide” if Democrats win the Senate in November.
McCain, on a visit to Iowa to campaign for Republican congressional candidates, was asked his reaction to a potential Democratic takeover of the Senate in the November 7 elections.
“I think I’d just commit suicide,” McCain told reporters, to accompanying laughter from Republicans standing with him. “I don’t want to face that eventuality because I don’t think it’s going to happen.”
(sigh) You probably wouldn’t even if they did,  McFuckhead.  Alec Baldwin setting the precedent ant all that.
Promises, promises…
Amidst all the hubbub about PFWs, One-Legged Man Days™ where I can’t get shit done to save my life, and Pennsylvania chickenshits whining about how we’re being mean to them ( ), we almost overlooked the fact that Air Scaremerica went and assumed room temperature last week.
Let us all gather ’round now for a moment of silence for the dearly-departed Air America.
(one-quarter of a nanosecond passes)
Okay, that’s enough.