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(Hat tip to His Imperial Vileness&#153.)

Dammit, some guys get all the luck.

A Fredericksburg man was arrested Saturday on charges he assaulted three strangers at their home during a dispute over politics, police said.

Memo to Michael “Mykki Chickenshit” Cortese:&#160 This&#160 is what I’m talkin’ about, pussy!

According to a Fredericksburg police report, the suspect went to a home in the 900 block of Marye Street about 5:30 p.m. after finding one of the resident’s name on a Republican Web site.

The resident and his two roommates engaged in a discussion with the suspect, though none of them had ever met or had contact with him before.

I do soooo&#160 hope they kept it to words of one syllable for the little fuckheaded perp, y’know?

The argument got heated and the suspect learned that the young residents had not enlisted in the military and “put their all” behind the Republican-led war effort in Iraq, police spokeswoman Natatia Bledsoe said.

Ah, yes.&#160 The “if you’re so gung-ho for the war, whyn’t you go enlist” bullshit meme.

Yawn.&#160 You’d think they’d show a little creativity and have something else by now.

The suspect refused to leave the home after repeatedly being asked to do so, police said. The three roommates were hit multiple times each as they attempted to get the suspect out of the door, authorities said.

The suspect continued to be aggressive and disorderly even after a city police officer arrived, the report states.

Now this is where I have a problem with my three conservative cohorts.

First off, why the Hell&#153 are you trying to escort him out the door?&#160 You’ve got him right where you can beat the ever-lovin’ shit out of his skanky ass, and then&#160 claim self-defense – and you’re trying to force him to leave???&#160 Where in the name of Cthulu are your cojones,&#160 mates?

Secondly, the first&#160 time he went to the slap-fight routine, all three of you should’ve been climbing over each other to kick his ass!&#160 WTF is wrong&#160 with you people, hmmmmmm???

Andrew Stone, 23, was charged with three counts of assault and battery. A magistrate released Stone on his own recognizance and he was ordered to have no further contact with the victims.

It was not clear in the report what political agenda Stone was supporting.

&#160 Oh, for the luvva Pete.&#160 What “agenda” do you morons at the Lance-Star think&#160 he was supporting?&#160 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????

UPDATE:&#160 What’d I tell ya???

Hey, Stoney!&#160 Anytime you find yourself down Texas way with the urge to duke it out, just lemme know.

Hell, I’ll wait up fer ye.&#160

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