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(NOTE:&#160 This is being crossposted over at the Rott, hence the Rott references.)

The first Perfect Football Weekend&#153 ever to hit the Empire of the Rottweiler kicks off…

AUGUSTUS:&#160 By Baal’s left nipple, can it get any cornier?

MERLIN:&#160 Trust me, he’s just getting started.

LSIK&T:&#160 Oh, pipe down, both of you.

…by noting that Adam “Pacman” Jones, late of the Tennessee Vince Youngs Titans, has another gig now that he’s been suspended for the year by the NFL:&#160 Pro wrestling.

Yeah, you heard right:&#160 Pro wrestling.

BRUTUS:&#160 We&#160 had professional wrestling.&#160 That&#160 is called, I believe, “rasslin'”.

LSIK&T:&#160 What-ever.

But here’s the kicker:&#160 The Titans, obviously wanting to protect their investment for when Jones comes back, tried to take Pacman to court the other day to keep him from the possibility of physical contact – and thus, injury.&#160 According to this story, they’ve come to an agreement whereby Pacman would not actually engage in any physical contact.

CALIGULA:&#160 Wuss.

MERLIN:&#160 True dat.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 What a weenie!

KORRIOTH:&#160 You would know, wouldn’t you, whelp?

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Hey!!!

LSIK&T:&#160 Awright, knock it off!

Jones’ Titans are in Foxboro Friday night to take on the Patriots.

Also Friday night, Fox has Minnesota at the NY J-E-T-S JetsJetsJets!, while ESPN has Miami traveling to Arrowhead this evening to play Kansas City’s Chiefs.&#160 Sunday night, Madden & Michaels are in Baltimore to watch the Ravens host the New York Football Giants, and Monday night ESPN will have a rematch of last season’s Super Bowl as Da Bears are at Indy.

Saturday night, the Denver Broncos come to Texas Stadium to take on the Cowboys.&#160 Jay Cutler has replaced Jake Plummer this year, for which Bronco fans are eminently grateful (Plummer having aptly demonstrated in 4 years why Arizona didn’t even want him).&#160 Denver will pose a more adequate test for the Cowboys, as they feature a running game & a defense more closely resembling the ones Dallas will face in the NFC East.&#160 Cowboy fans, yours truly included, will want to keep their eyes peeled for this one.

We’re back Tuesday for the recap.

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