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The Department of Lame-assed Awards That Are Worth Even Less Now Than They Were Before™ brings us news of the Nobel fuckheads in Stockholm further cheapening their pithy little peace award, awarding it to Prince Ozone (“AlGore, for the Uninitiated™) for reason that, despite their babbling to the contrary, have absolutely ZipZeroNada™ to do with, you know, actual peace.

Gore, who won an Academy Award earlier this year for his film on global warming, An Inconvenient Truth, had been widely tipped to win the prize.

He said that global warming was not a political issue but a worldwide crisis.

“We face a true planetary emergency. … It is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity,” he said. “It is also our greatest opportunity to lift global consciousness to a higher level.”

“Ah wan’ yew t’ wor-shhiiiiip&#160 muh-yeeeee!!!! Ahhh babble awwwn ‘n awwwwn ‘n awwwwwwwwn uh-bowwwwt Glowwww-bulllll Warrrrrrmin’ ‘n Ahhhhh blayyym’t awwwwwwwllll awwwwwn Buuuuuush!!!&#160 He beeee-traaaaaayyyyyyd dis counnnntry!!!&#160 Heeee plaaaaayyyyyyyd awwwnnnnn awrrr feeeee-errrrrs!!!”

And for that, Prince Ozone gets a gold medial and a million-and-a-half.&#160 And gets to join those epitomes of dipshitlomacy, Dhimmi Cah-tuh and Yasma’am Arafuck.

And the morons in Stockholm lose even more of their credibility.

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