As we ki…uh, launch  this week’s edition of the Perfect Football Weekend…
KORRIOTH:  Coward.
LSIK&T:  Shut up, Bumpy.
KORRIOTH:  (grunt)
…we note in passing that the NCAA Football Championship Subdivision Division 1-AA championship game gets played tonight, matching the University of Delaware vs. Appalachian (sic?) State.
State, if you’ll recall, upset the University of Michigan.  Delaware’s uniforms…are the exact same design, right down to the helmet, only a few shades of blue lighter.
As I write this, State’s having far less trouble with this  Wolverine-type-clad outfit – they’re up 21-0 close to halftime.
Sunday, the Dallas C’boys go for the sweep against the Phuckadelphia Beagles and The World’s Greatest Ever Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever™, Donna McBlabb.
Earlier this year, prior to the game in Phucky, McBlabb was pontificating on how the Beagles had won the NFC East five of the past six years, and how the road to that division “came through Philadelphia”.
Uh, Donna?  Not no mo’ it don’t. 
We’re back Monday or Tuesday for the recap.  In the meantime, Delaware has just scored…and had it answered by App State.  The rout is on.
Memo to San Fran Nan Piglosi, Shrieker of the House:
No, bitch, we’re not necessarily fond of this war, as you so stupidly put it.  But when you were finally forced to back your ugly ass down a bit, you were absolutely right:  we did – and do – support President Bush on it.
But if there is  a war to which I’m looking forward…it’d probably be the one that’s coming.
I’ll let you  guess which one that might be.  Here’s a hint, Cupid Stunt™:  better be armed and ready.
ThatIsAll™.