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I think that, if something – anything – were to happen to the fucking hellhole known as New Jackshit City…something that happened to take Widdle Mikey Shitstain Strachan, Brandi Jackoff and the rest of the New York Football Douchebags along with it – I’d be inclined to forgive the perps.

Congratulations, New England Pansy-asses.  You just lost to a piss-poor, woefully  inferior football team.


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It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer  set about 1024x768 1280x1024 with your Favorites window activated on the left deactivated.  (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)

(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice.
You can  use Nutscrape,  if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?

And don't even  get me started on Opera or Chrome.  I'm not about  to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.
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