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Talk about a fait accompli.

The Repulican Party – aka the Party of Stoopid™ – is committing slow suicide.  And there seems to be nothing conservatives can do about it but watch in stunned disbelief as the (hack, spit) moderates and liberals  take the party down a path of destruction.

McZhamesty won Californication, New Jackshit (Joisey), New Yorkshire, Connecticut

That was about as far as I got last night on the Super Tuesday analysis before the Chick Chasing™ bug caught up with me again (translation:  I got a call from a cute señorita).  So I’d left that analysis for tonight.

That…was before Mormonboy made it a moot point.  It leaves McZhamnesty and the Huckaclown as the only two left in the GOP race (no, Twoofers, I’m not  including your favorite nutjob, because he has fewer delegates than I have fingers & toes) – and I think you can expect the Huckster to drop out Any Day Now™.  To be followed shortly by an announcement by McLame naming Huckabozo as his running mate.

McRINO, having all but won the nomination outright, is now trying to say all the right things to us conservatives.

“I know I have a responsibility, if I am, as I hope to be, the Republican nominee for president, to unite the party and prepare for the great contest in November,” the Arizona senator told the activists gathered in a Washington hotel.

“And I am acutely aware that I cannot succeed in that endeavor, nor can our party prevail over the challenge we will face from either Senator Clinton or Senator Obama, without the support of dedicated conservatives,” he said.

Oh, so let me get this straight:  You teamed up with Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator and advocated zhamnesty for 20,000,000 undocumented immigrants guest workers ILLEGAL ALIENS – advocacy that flies squarely in the face of what we want.  You pissed on our rights guaranteed to us by Article I of the Bill of Rights when you and Widdle Russie SlimeMold passed that POS known as “campaign finance reform”.  You teamed up with Joey Lieberman to try and shove an American version of the bullshit Kyoto protocols down our throats.  You criticized one of President Bush’s Supreme Court nominees, Samuel Alito, as being “too conservative”.  You’ve ripped Christans as being “agents of intolerance”.  You’ve given Christians and conservatives the back of your hand at every fucking turn.

And now you want our support.


Congratulations on your epiphany, McDumbfuck.  You’ve realized that you’re not going to win shit without us, and now you’re trying your damnedest to put the sincerest of frozen smiles on your woefully arrogant mug in a pathetic, half-assed attempt to suck up to us.

Well.  Good luck with all that.

Problem is, McFuckhead, we’ve been watching your tired act now for roughly 20 or 25 years.  We conservatives are well aware what you think of us.  We’ve heard your words, and seen your actions.

And now you want our support.

I.  Don’t.  Fucking.  Think.  So. 

Best of luck to you, Mr. Manchurian Candidate McRINO.  You’re gonna need it.


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