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Kinda had a busy night, Denizens – such is the nature of my side business:&#160 Customer screams that her computer is on the fritz, you go.&#160 (grin)

So I wasn’t going to do any blogging tonight – until I saw this.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. But sometimes, you don’t wanna come back for a while.

That’s apparently the case of a 35-year-old Kansas woman, whom police say was on her toilet for two straight years, actually becoming stuck to the seat.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple told the Associated Press, explaining it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

Ew.&#160 Just, ew.&#160

MERLIN:&#160 I didn’t know you ever exported your Train Wreck Stew&#153…

LSIK&T:&#160 Shut up before I shove that pointed hat and&#160 your magic wand up your ass.

MERLIN:&#160 (snicker)

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