Traitorous bitchizoid Arianna HuffPo of Huffington’s Toast  is bleating mercilessly about how so-called “younger evangelicals” are abandoning the GOP in droves.
Reaction 1:  Consider the source – Ari’s Bullshit Rag™ could tell me the sky was blue, and I’d go outside to double check.
Reaction 2:  I wouldn’t call these pussies “evangelicals” any more than I’d call John-Boy McZhamnesty a “conservative”.
Try again, Ari, you Cupid Stunt™.
Denizens, it’s Ma’s Day, as you know.
Now me, I have no one to wish a Happy Mother’s Day.  Mine’s long since dead, as are both my grandmothers, and though there’s not as much of it now, there has  been enough friction between myself & my stepmother to where I don’t really feel led to express those sentiments.  (Besides, she has four kiddos of her own; let them  handle it.)
And if anyone this side of sanity thinks I’m wishing Steffi the Doublewide Bitch Extreme Supreme™ a happy Mother’s Day – get back over to the other side of sanity where you effin’ belong.
Which, after all that, leaves only one option for this King & Tyrant™.
Go here and wish the SpatulaGoddess a Happy Happy™.
That’s an order.