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Texas gave a second IV’s worth of justice to another murderous, scum-sucking illegal-alien pussbag this evening:

An illegal immigrant from Honduras who claimed his treaty rights were violated when he was arrested for a robbery-murder in Arlington was executed Thursday evening.

“God forgive them, receive my spirit,” Heliberto Chi said in English. In Spanish, he told a friend watching through a window that he loved him and appreciated his hard work. He appeared to be whispering a prayer in Spanish with a tear at the corner of his right eye as the lethal drugs began to take effect.

One of Chi’s cousins, who was among the witnesses, sobbed uncontrollably.

Oh, boo-hoo-effin’-hoo.&#160 Let’s see here…
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This week’s episode of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153 begins with news of the trade of the Lord Brett Favre Almighty&#153…

MERLIN:&#160 Isn’t that a little over-the-top, even for you?

LSIK&T:&#160 Fine.&#160 You&#160 go check out the NFL Network’s coverage of His Gloriousness’ press conference.&#160 Not to mention the treatment he’s getting from their Web site.

MERLIN:&#160 Whatever.

…from the Green Bay Packers to the New York J-E-T-S-JetsJetsJets!!!.

The move ends a remarkably ugly split between Green Bay and one of its most beloved players, allows the Packers to move forward with new starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers and gives Favre a fresh start — although not exactly the one he wanted, as Favre’s first choice was widely believed to be the Minnesota Vikings.

It also raises the collective IQ of both teams.

On to the PFW.&#160 Favre’s J-E-T-S-JetsJetsJets!!! will be in Cleveland tonight to take on the Browns, while the NY Football Douchebags are at Detroit, Baltimore takes on the New England Pansies, KC’s in Chicago to play the Bears and Arizona will host New Orleans in a game on ESPN.&#160 (I’m hoping to watch at least one of those games, but I have company coming tonight, so we’ll see.)

Friday, it’ll be Beagles-Steelers, Seahags-ViQueens and the battle of the gay bay as San Transexual visits Oakland.&#160 (Does anyone know if & when JaMarcus Russell’s gonna play?&#160 Al Davis – why the Hell&#153 did you draft him if all he’s gonna do is collect splinters in his ass?)

Saturday we have Bills-Deadskins (c’mon, LC John Wardle – this is two slams at your beloved Skins and barely a peep from you?&#160 You okay, my friend?), Bucs-Tuna Dolphins from Miami (gratuitous Parcells reference there), Falcons-Jags, Colts-Panthers, Broncos – Tex-annes (here’s where Houston realizes what a mistake it made signing Jacques “Toast” Reeves), Rams-Titans in a sorta-kinda rematch of SB XXXIV…and my game of choice, the C’boys at the SanDiego (uh) SuperChaaaargers (a little Chris Berman lingo, there).&#160 Romo & company will get their feet wet, then Brad Johnson will spend the rest of the game trying not to pull a hammy.

Monday the Aaron Rodgers Era&#153 begins for real in Green Bay as the Bengals come to visit.&#160 That deafening silence you hear is Green Bay, Wisconsin holding its collective breath.

We’re back Tuesday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, HDD will tell us all about how Bucky’s gonna go undefeated this year.&#160 Won’t you, HDD?&#160