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For those of you who have been keeping up on the medal counts, maybe you should change what you’re keeping track of. Like the number of LIES and FALLACIES that the Chinese are pulling right in front of the TV cameras.

For starters, the opening ceremony had loads of fakes. From the fake fireworks to a lip-syncing singer. It’s bloody hilarious when govermental coverup is so blatantly obvious on such a large scale.

But wait, it’s gets better. Much better!!!!

If you were one of the dozens or so people that DVR’d the opening ceremony, check out this story, then check it out for yourself. If you didn’t DVR the ceremony, then you gotta read that story! Here’s a snippit:

Well, this is just perfect. At the exact moment Li Ning was rounding the lip of the Bird’s Nest during the amazing torch-lighting climax, someone snapped this photo of our good friend the BSOD nestled among the Nest’s steel twigs.

What’s more is….retired Microsoft big man himself, Billy-Boy Gates was in attendance there at the ceremony. No word on any comment from Gates-y boy that I’ve found so far. But as you’ll remember, Billy-boy has some history with that particular “malfunction“.

Here’s the video if’n you want to reminisce:

And now the latest fake appears to be with the Chinese “women’s” gymnastic team. Or should we say “little girl’s” and not women’s. Seems that the Chinese, given their supposed mastery of things like simple math, don’t know the difference between 16 and 13. Even worse, it looks like the IOC is gonna give a pass on this atrocity…..much like the lame-swine media has passed on digging up the dirt on Breck Boy.

Anyone wanna guess what’s gonna get faked next by the Chinese?

This week’s episode of the Perfect Football Weekend begins with this blurb about former Ar-kansas Piglet and current Jacksonville Jaguar Matt Jones having been busted and arraigned on a cocaine charge.

The curiosity is that this wasn’t more widely disseminated & trumpeted throughout the news-o-sphere.

Oh, sure – google “Matt Jones” and “news” and you get all sorts of hits – but something like this usually makes a bigger splash in the broadcast media than this.&#160 As it was, the SpatulaGoddess (long may she exude ginormous quantities of hawtness (grin)) was the one to alert me to this, and then only by accident – she was, at the time, pointing me to a sports-oriented blog across which she’d stumbled.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know how it’s playing either in Jacksonville or Little Roach – neither burgh has ever been a fixture on my world-traveler (*cough*) itinerary.&#160 I simply find it curious that I’d not heard about the story at all until this week.

MERLIN:&#160 Don’t suppose it’s due to the color of his skin, do you?

LSIK&T:&#160 Honestly, Wizard, I don’t know.&#160 This whole thing was kept quiet, compared to what Michael Irvin, Erik Williams, et. al, received – but then again, C’boys are, as a rule, of a higher profile than Jacksonville Jaguars.

MERLIN:&#160 Point.

Okay, on to the PFW.&#160 We’re still in preseason, so tonight’s matchups are thus:&#160 Steel & Bill (read:&#160 the Steelers & the Bills) will demonstrate superior football to the ‘Norks in Toronto (look for a Pitt victory here) and Philthy will host the Carolina Panthas (a little Mike Rhyner (KTCK 1310/The Ticket) lingo, there).&#160 The Beagles should win at home.

Friday evening, the whole nation (minus, perhaps, HDD (grin)) will be tuned to Fox to watch Da Raiiiiduhs&#160 (a little Chris Berman lingo, there) visit the Tennessee Titans.&#160 Has anyone seen JaMarcus Russell recently?

Saturday’s games include the Deadskins traveling to Hoffa’s Mausoleum, aka the Meadowlands, to take on Favre Almighty and the NY J-E-T-S-JetsJetsJets!!!&#160 If that O-line can’t do any better than it did last week, Favre may re-retire after the game.

In addition, we also have Colts-Falcons, ViQueens-Baltimore Thugs (as long as unconvicted criminal Ray Lewis is still there), Fins-Jags, Tex-annes – Aint’s, Bolts-Rams, Cards-Chiefs, Bears-Seahawks, Packers-FairyWhiners…and my game, the C’boys at Denver to take on the Broncos.

Last year, the Broncs were a mite peeved that Dallas actually came to play.&#160 It’ll be interesting to see if they remember that.

Romo & company will likely play a little more than last week – that is to say, two series instead of one.&#160 Yawn.

Sunday we have Lions-Bengals (oh, my!), and the Pansies will migrate south to take on the Bucs in Tampa.&#160 Monday has the Browns at the NY Football Douchebags.

We’re back Tuesday for a limited recap.&#160 In the meantime – anyone seen Mr. Wardle?&#160

Hannity claimed to have a B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Osama Obama-based Lord’s Prayer parody on his site – but like the weasel he is, didn’t put it anywhere where the average Joe could find it.

So I went to look for it (or something like it), and found this by Aaron Martin.

Good work, sir.

The Obama’s Prayer

 
Our Obama, who art in office,
hallowed be they reign.
Thy socialism come,
from now on, in America as it is in Sweden.

Give us this day, our daily handout
and tax us not, but tax the rich as we burden them disproportionately.
And lead us not to personal responsibility,
but deliver us from whitey.
For thine is the change, the hope, and the rhetoric, for ever and ever. Amen.