Even though Misha – well, Brendan, but Misha chimed in later – already covered this, I would be remiss in not recognizing that the SpatulaGoddess Emeritus has just acquired the rank of 2nd Lt. in the United States Army.
Congratulations and Godspeed, N@!  Love ya bunches…Sir! 
UPDATE:  Just to clear up any confustations (grin), the SpatulaGoddess Emeritus  is not  the same incredibly beautiful, hawtness-exuding major-domo babe as she who currently holds down the title, although the Emeritus is  breathtakingly, exceedingly hawt, without question.
The current  SG is Beth, the Rottweiler’s Imperial Serving Wench™.  Princess Natasha is the second lieutenant & SG Emeritus.
Glad we could clear that up. 
UPDATE the 2nd:  And now added to the blogroll – how the Hell™ did I miss that?  Damn senility…
[Scene:  the bridge of Pegasus.  Communications officer T-Bone McManx has just handed Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant a communiqué from Realm™ Command, and is scurrying out of the way as fast as his legs will carry him – he knows what’s coming.
Our Hero™, still wearing the hood of his cloak, takes the communiqué and studies it intently for about 15 seconds.  The eyes begin to glow purple again.]
LSIK&T:  Captain.
[Captain Korrioth, who has been attempting to locate the Shelliak shipyard HQ, jumps slightly.]
KORRIOTH:  M’lord?
[His Rudeness gestures.  Korrioth goes flying across the bridge and crashes hard into the bulkhead.]
LSIK&T:  They found your bat’leth.
This horrifying five-foot weapon has been recovered by police during a knife amnesty.
The three-handled sword with a blade at either end, designed to be swung like a paddle, shocked officers who took custody of it.
KORRIOTH (shaking away the cobwebs):  It is not  a “paddle”!  What, do those p’tahkmey  think you can play ping-pong  with it?
LSIK&T:  Oh, it gets better, Captain.
A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: “It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone’s head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in.”
KORRIOTH:  I will be pleased  to give them my mek’leth  in exchange – point first.
LSIK&T:  Easy, my friend.  They’re already scared shitless of your pride & joy as it is.
The blade is believed to be a stainless-steel copy of a Klingon weapon used in the science fiction series Star Trek.
KORRIOTH:  Believed  to be?  Do these morons not watch our chronicles?
LSIK&T:  Apparently not.  They appear to be too busy pussifying the general populace.
“It’s an extremely dangerous weapon,” said a martial arts expert last night.
KORRIOTH:  Damn straight it is.  Particularly in the hands of untrained amateurs.
LSIK&T:  When we return after this conquest, you can…educate  them.
KORRIOTH:  You are most magnanimous, m’liege.
LSIK&T:  Just don’t lose it again, okay?  That’ll be thanks enough for me.
KORRIOTH (relieved that the resonance has left Spats’ voice):  Mheh.
(Hat tip to the SpatulaGoddess.)
And no sooner did the Demoscum graciously  decide to make Michigan & Florida each more than three-fifths of a state (how dare  those li’l darkies exercise their own sovereignty as a state of the union by holding their primaries when they  wanted, after all), than did the Lord B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi, the Almighty Messiah Of The Donktards™, move to once again make their votes totally fucking worthless.
Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama are working on a deal to give her some votes in the roll call for the Democratic presidential nomination, but quickly end the divided balloting in unanimous consent for Obama.
Basically, Denizens, what the Obumbler has done is grab Hillary by the hair, drag her into a back room, throw her into a corner, and say, “Lookee here, bee-yotch – you get those peasants of yours in line or I ain’t a-gonna pay off your campaign debts!  And I may not pay ’em anyway, how you like that, you nappy-headed ho’?”
Democratic officials involved in the negotiations said Monday the idea is that at the start of the state-by-state vote for the presidential nomination Wednesday night, delegates would cast their votes for Clinton or Obama.
But the voting would be cut off after a couple of states, the officials said, perhaps ending with New York, when Clinton herself would call for unanimous backing for Obama from the convention floor. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity while the deal was being finalized.
Oh, really now?  Gee, whatever happened to “Let Every Vote Count™”?????  Whatever happened to “Count All  The Votes!!!™″?????  Whatever happened to all those accusations of stealing the election?  For that matter, whatever the Hell™ happened to “Selected Not Elected™”?????
(crickets)
Yeah, I thought  so…
“There is no doubt in anyone’s mind that this is Barack Obama’s convention,” she said, adding that it is only natural for there to be some lingering issues to resolve after a tough primary.
“It would have been the same way if I had won and Barack was here supporting the unity of the party,” she said. “This was a hard-fought campaign and there was a lot of intensity and passion associated with it, in part because of the historic nature of our two candidacies.”
Actually, Duchess, you should probably hang onto those delegates.  You still have a greater-than-zero chance of winning – especially if the superdelegates wake up and read the polls.  That five-to-six-point lead Gallup showed Obambi with over McCain?  It’s gone.
Hillary, you still have a chance to make history here.  You can complete an unbelievable comeback and snatch grab this thing right from under Obambi’s nose, if only you take the initiative.
Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead, Duchess!  You can do it!