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Miami 24, Kansas City 0

Carolina 47, Washington 3

NY Bretts Jets 10, NY Football Douchebags 7

Dallas 23, Outer Rim Houston 22

Before we begin the recap, the PFW will take a moment to remember former Cowboy offensive lineman Frank Cornish, who died over the weekend at age 40.&#160 Cornish played on two of the Cowboys’ 3 Super Bowl champions during the ’90s.

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Last year, Miami’s Ted Ginn Jr. didn’t do a helluva lot.&#160 On a KC punt in the 2nd quarter, he used his speed to beat a punt-coverage wall around the left side and raced 59 yards for a touchdown.&#160 Could he perhaps be this year’s poor man’s Devin Hester?

Romeo Crennel hired Chan Gailey to be his new offensive coordinator this year.&#160 If Gailey’s new offense doesn’t take hold pretty soon, both he and&#160 Edwards will be looking for new jobs before season’s end.

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Preseason game number three is generally treated by teams as a “dress rehearsal”.

Having said that – Hey, Jim Zorn!&#160 Not as easy when the other team gameplans for you, is it?&#160

Jason Taylor sprained his knee on a running play during the game.&#160 He’ll miss a couple weeks, which means he may not be at full strength for the Dallas game.

Mixed feelings about that.&#160 I hate Washington, ’tis true – but I’ve got their defense for my fantasy league, so…

Oh, and if ESPN ever brings Mike Patrick & Joe Theismann back to do a Dallas-Washington Monday night game, I’m gonna scream bloody murder.&#160 They’re only Widdle Danni Snyder’s _homer announcers_ for Deadskin preseason games.

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Best team in the NFL?&#160 Hell – right now, they’re not even the best team in Noo Yawk!!!&#160 (guffaw)

And things just got worse for them:&#160 Osi Piss ‘n Urine blew his&#160 knee on a pass rush; surgery was yesterday, gone for the year.&#160 Moreover, an emergency call to widdle Mikey “Gap Tooth” Strahan is going to go unanswered, as he’s decided to stay retired.

Say g’night, Douchebags.&#160

Memo to Panther coach John Fox:&#160 Carolina’s second- and third-stringers need to figure out how to tackle.&#160 On one Washington drive, I saw no fewer than seven missed tackles.&#160 Ugh.

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Cowboy butterfingers damned near cost them this game.

Case in point:&#160 C’boys about to go up 17-3, Romo throws a pick in the end zone, Tex-annes drive 80 yards to tie.&#160 C’boys dominating up to that point, and that pick allowed Houston to get back in the game.

Receiver & return specialist Isaiah Stanback might have played himself out of that return job – a fumble at the Dallas 25 on the 2nd half opening kickoff cost Dallas a field goal.&#160 On the other hand, it might’ve been because he got hurt on the play (shoulder).&#160 Uh, oh.

Even 1st-round draft choice Felix Jones cost the Cowboys three points with a fumble of his own.&#160 Both his and Romo’s turnovers were near the endzone, so we’re talking about a 24-point swing.&#160 Not good if you’re Wade Phillips.

The special teams had another relapse of crappy play.&#160 On the opening kickoff, Houston ran the ball back 69 yards. Why is Bruce Read still here?

One other thing:&#160 Who’s reading me at Valley Ranch?&#160 2-minute drill, first & 10 at their 25, under a minute left, Romo runs 10 for a first down.&#160 The C’boys would get a FG on that drive.&#160 Someone’s reading me over there, I swear it. (grin)

Oh, and Jacques “Toast” Reeves did get picked on in suffiecient quantities so that this counts as a Perfect Football Weekend&#153 (1).&#160 W00t!!!&#160

The PFW returns Thursday, when some&#160 of the games start to count.&#160 Anyone wanna donate to send me to New Mexico?&#160