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This week’s edition of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153 begins by noting the passing of the Matt Millen “Draft A Stud Receiver Every Stinkin’ Year*” era.

(*except for when they drafted Joey Harrington, after which they probably wish they had&#160 drafted a receiver)

Damn.&#160 There go the Lions-as-laughingstock days. (sigh)

Of Millen’s nine first-round selections, eight were offensive players.&#160 In the Lions’ first three games this year, they fell behind by at least 18 at some point, and by 21 twice.&#160 (For the baseball-minded among you, that’s like the Texass StRangers trading away four-fifths of what could have been a damned good starting rotation, then getting their brains beaten in by scores like 19-17 and 15-13…what?&#160 That actually happened?&#160 Why is Jon Daniels still here?)

On to the PFW.&#160 My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets open district play tonight agasint the Dunbar Wildcats.&#160 Dunbar is 3-1, just like Heights, except they’re ranked top 5 in the area in 4A.

Then again, so was Birdville.&#160 Guess we’ll see what happens.

Saturday, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo Bulls are a 6&#189-point road dog to Central Michigan, meaning the SpatulaLine&#153 is anything under 17.&#160 But who knows?&#160 The Bulls have been full of surprises this year, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility that they actually win this one.

Also Saturday, the Nebraska Cornhuskers face their first real test of the season against Virgina Tech and College Football’s Second-Ugliest Uniforms Ever, Ever&#153.&#160 Same outfit that East Carolina upset in Week 1 of the season.

But one thing East Carolina has that Nebraska doesn’t is overall team speed.&#160 So the Huskers, who are favored at home by seven, probably don’t get the win here, but we’ll see.

Our marquee game for this week means that I don’t have a Snowball’s Chance In Hell&#153 of having a PFW thie week, because two of my teams play each other.&#160 Gary Patterson’s 24th-ranked Texas Christian Horned Frogs are going to play Bob Stoopes’ 2nd-ranked Oklahoma Sooners and their “new” no-huddle offense.&#160 And they have about as much chance with the Sooners this&#160 time as Heights did last week against Celina.

Oh, well.

Sunday’s game is the Dallas C’boys hosing the Warshingt’n F’skins.

MERLIN:&#160 You mean “hosting”.

KORRIOTH:&#160 You mean “Redskins”

VENOMOUS:&#160 No and no.

(If that doesn’t smoke out LC John Wardle, nothing will.&#160 )

Washington’s defense, looking for all the world like it was overrated to begin with, is now missing star acquisition Jason Taylor, who underwent surgery to repair an injured calf and is out indefinitely.&#160 The secondary is still a bad-assed unit, but Terrell Owens torched them for four TDs last year, and when you double Owens, you run the risk of getting killed by Witten.&#160 Add to that a quarterback trying to learn yet another new offense, a rookie head coach, and it could be a long afternoon for the Burgundy & Brie.

Which is fine.&#160 Just fine.&#160

We’re back with the recap Monday or so.&#160 In the meantime, Bucky is a 6&#189 road dog to Michigan – and my question, HDD, is “why?”.

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So here we have McCain respectfully asking B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi to kindly join him in postponing their upcoming debate tomorrow night, return to Washington and – oh, I dunno – do the job the people put them there to do.

The Manchurian Muslim snarkily declined:

McCain called for his Democratic rival to agree to a postponement until Congress agrees on a $700 billion government plan to rescue banks from enormous debt. “It is difficult to act both quickly and wisely, but that is what is required of us right now. Time is short, and doing nothing is not an option,” McCain told the Clinton Global Initiative in New York on Thursday.

Obama rebuffed his GOP rival on the debate proposal, saying the next president needs to “deal with more than one thing at once.”

This while Obuttwipe was busy hiding himself away in a Miami bunker preparing for the debate.

DoAsISayNotAsIDo&#153 much, you Shit-cago Suckweasel&#153?

UPDATE:&#160 It should be noted that the Obitchboy finally nutted up and came to Washington – after&#160 pretty much being instructed to do so by President Bush.

Something for you Kostards to consider – the President you loathe still can command your Messiah.&#160 Chew on that, douchebags.&#160

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Okay, guys, this is starting to get a little ridiculous.

The latest attmept to smear the Sarahcuda comes in the form of trying to “Wright-boat” her.

A grainy YouTube video surfaced Wednesday showing Sarah Palin being blessed in her hometown church three years ago by a Kenyan pastor who prayed for her protection from “witchcraft” as she prepared to seek higher office.

The video shows Palin standing before Bishop Thomas Muthee in the pulpit of the Wasilla Assembly of God church, holding her hands open as he asked Jesus Christ to keep her safe from “every form of witchcraft.”

And the Associated (with traitors) Press’ problem with this is…?

KORRIOTH:&#160 She was going to run against a Democrat, right?

VENOMOUS:&#160 Yeah.&#160 So?

KORRIOTH:&#160 Professional courtesy.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Ah.

“Come on, talk to God about this woman. We declare, save her from Satan,” Muthee said as two attendants placed their hands on Palin’s shoulders. “Make her way my God. Bring finances her way even for the campaign in the name of Jesus. … Use her to turn this nation the other way around.”

Palin filed campaign papers a few months later, in October 2005, and was elected governor the next year.

Palin does not say anything on the video and keeps her head bowed throughout the blessing. The Republican vice presidential candidate was baptized at the church but stopped attending regularly in 2002.

Denizens, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see where they’re going with this.&#160 The Lame Stream Mediots&#153 want to associate her with someone whom they think is a raving lunatic – just the way we here in the Right-o-Sphere&#153 have successfully associated B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi with the Rev’rnnnnn’d Jackass-i-miah Wrong.

So let’s compare the two, shall we?

The Rev. Zipporah Ndiritu, who studied under Muthee in the Kiambu, Kenya-based Word of Faith Church, said the bishop is revered among evangelicals there. In a phone interview from Mombasa, Kenya, she said church doctrine focuses on ridding the world of demons — and witches.

“Even in the days of Jesus Christ, according to the Bible there were witches who were manifesting through demonic forces,” she said. “You can seek from the Lord, and if you find demonic forces you cast them out.”

Y’know, I’d say that’s a pretty far cry from calling us the “US of KKK-A” and saying “No, no no no, not God Bless America, God DAMN America…”

But that’s just me.

If this is the best “dirt” those 30 Fuckwits For Obambi&#153 up in Alaska can come up with…&#160

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Clay Aiken is a heterophobe.

In other news, the sun rose in the east, water is wet, some dogs bite and Demoscum are lying little pussy bitches.

And on a related note, Lindsay Lohan has officially jumped her own personal shark.

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Denizens, here in Dallas County we have a dumb-assed son-of-a-bitch posing as a District Attorney named Craig Watkins.&#160 This bastard was swept into office back in 2006 by a spate of temper-tantrum throwing and illegal-alien voting on the part of Dallas County residents.

Ever since then, he’s tried to make a name for himself by reviewing and helping to get overturned several murder and rape convictions, and recently announced he was going to seek to overturn about 40 Dallas County death-penalty cases.&#160 He’s doing this with the help of a pro-criminal outfit called the Innocence Project, a gaggle of namby-pamby pussies who apparently don’t think anyone should ever spend a day behind bars, no matter what they did.

And they’ve done this by using years-old DNA evidence to claim that these perps wern’t guilty of the crimes for which they’d been thrown in the hoosegow.&#160 (We’ll forget, for a minute, that 1) these convictions were obtained by DAs usually of the opposing party (namely, the GOP), and that 2) said convictions were also secured based on sworn testimony, usually of the eyewitness variety, in many cases from the victims themselves.&#160 Anyone wanna guess how this bullshit stunt of Watkins’ makes them&#160 feel, hmmmmmmm?

We’ll also&#160 forget, for the time being, that most, if not all, the perps who have been released…just happen to be black.&#160 Like Watkins.&#160 Hm.)

Oh, but now here comes a goblin who’s been positively identified, by DNA, of a rape of a 12-year-old girl that happened over 20 years ago.&#160 And he’s gonna get away with it.

He raped a 12-year-old girl at knifepoint more than two decades ago. Now police say they know who he is.

But he won’t be arrested. He won’t face a judge or jury. He won’t even need to apologize.

Dewayne Douglas Willis, 47, will complete his sentence for unrelated theft and burglary charges next month – and walk out of prison a free man.

A rapist of a 12-year-old girl.&#160 Soon to be a free man.&#160 Scot-fuckin’-free.&#160 La-dee-effin’-da.

And why is this?

Dallas police say he is one of six men recently linked to rape cases from the 1980s through DNA profiles or fingerprints. But authorities say it is impossible to prosecute them because of an old statute of limitations.

Oh, yeah.&#160 Statute of limitations.&#160 One of those “technicalities” about which Donktards scream when we try to lock up perps who’ve forfeited their right to live amongst us in what should&#160 be our free society.

So where’s that mighty DNA-hound, that bastion of injustice, Widdle Craigie “Let’m Walk” Watkins?&#160 Hmmmmmmm?

If they can’t be charged, Dallas police and District Attorney Craig Watkins would like to require them to register as sex offenders, and to have their deeds noted in their criminal histories.

Oh, good luck with all that.&#160 I can just see some ingenuous defense attorney screem bloody murder about that.&#160 You can almost see all the $$$$ walking its ass out the Dallas County coffer doors once the wrongful-conviction lawsuits start rolling in.

“This is all new,” Mr. Watkins says. “We’re going into uncharted territory.”

Hey, dumb fuck, you didn’t have any problem “going into uncharted territory” when you climbed into bed with those pantywaists over at the so-called “Innocence Project”, did you?&#160 Hell&#160 no – you’ve been creamin’ your fucking panties over that.&#160 Where’s the overexuberance now, you incompetent little skid mark on Dallas County’s underwear?

So what about the vicitim in all this?

The Frisco woman, who is not being named because The Dallas Morning News does not typically identify victims of sexual assault, describes that night in October 1983 as a sort of murder – the murder of her childhood.

A stranger came through a cracked window about 2:30 a.m. He climbed the stairwell of her two-story home near University Park, where the girl lived with her mother and stepfather. She awoke and rose from bed.

“Take your shirt off,” he said, holding a steak knife in one hand and a flashlight in the other. “Shut up. Don’t scream, or I’ll hurt you.”

He forced her into bed, and when she tried to resist, he slapped her, once in the face and twice in the back of the head.

Afterward, he told her to give him all her money. She handed over $36.

He made her show him where the car keys were. Then he loaded a stereo and television into the family’s blue Chevy.

He tied her hands behind her back with a purse strap and bound her feet with a lamp cord.

The sound of the car pulling out of the driveway woke her parents. She remembers her stepfather talking on the kitchen phone with police. She remembers her mother screaming to him: “He raped her! He raped her!”

She remembers waiting on a gurney in a hallway because Parkland Memorial Hospital was full. She remembers hurting so much that they couldn’t immediately perform the rape exam.

“He doesn’t even get a slap on the wrist, and as far as I’m concerned, he should be in prison for the rest of his life,” says the victim, now 36 and living in Frisco. “He took something from me that I will never, ever get back, and for that there is no justice.”

There sure isn’t, ma’am.&#160 Especially not from an asswipe who’s more concerned with gettin’ da brotha’ off ‘n makin’ a name fo’ hisself.

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Denizens, it occured to me the other day on my way home that, in all the hubbub about the campaign, football, Ike, Gustav, etc…that This Fine Blog&#153 celebrated a milestone three weeks ago and didn’t even realize it.

It was five years ago – September 2, 2003 – that Spatula City BBS! (The Blog From Hell!) first made its appearance in the Blogospherewebnettubes&#153.

Some 85,000 (the StatCounter plus the 5,000 or so that I estimate came by before the first hit tracker came online) hits later, the State of the Realm&#153 has never been stronger.

Thanks to all of you who’ve stopped by for a cup of coffee and some primo ranting from the Right&#153.

Here’s to the next five years!&#160

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Item:&#160 Add Senator Hair-Butt-Plugs to the list of folks who thought B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi’s criticism of McCain’s lack of email expertise was a putrid piece of shit.

Item:&#160 The Manchurian Muslim&#153 thinks Captain Plagerizer&#153 jumped the gun a bit before getting his marching orders from the Donktards on high.

Item:&#160 Y’know, we don’t hear much about the internal polling anymore, do we?

Question:&#160 Remember I mentioned the possibility of Joseph L. Biden, Senior Senator From Delaware, Chairman Of The Senate Foreign Intelligence Committee And The Ultimate Washington Insider&#153 suddenly deciding that this vice-presidenting thingie was for the birds?

Could we be seeing the first cracks in that foundation?&#160 Do they know something that we strongly suspect?

And the implosion continues apace.

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Well, I’ll be damned.&#160 UBuffalo covered.

Arlington Heights 13, at Celina 41

Texas Christian 48, at SMUT 7

UBuffalo 21, at #5 Missouri 42 (UBuffalo covers)

Dallas 27, at Green Bay 16

Heights put up a valiant fight for a half, but they were just hopelessly outmatched.&#160 Celina’s a multi-time state champion, and played like it.&#160 There is absolutely no disgrace in losing to Celina.

Nor is there any disgrace in losing to Missouri in their backyard.

Drew Willy passed for 237 yards on 22-40, but Chase Daniel threw for 439 on 36-43, part of nearly 600 yards total offense for the Tigers.

Bo Levi Mitchell got off to a good start, throwing for 8 yards to their 31.&#160 And his next pass went for another eight to the 39 and a first down.

And it would’ve been, too, except that sophomore wideout Aldrick Robinson had the ball jarred loose, and TCU recovered.&#160 Five plays later, Joseph Turner went in for a 4-yard touchdown and it was all downhill for the Shitland Ponies after that.

Mitchell only threw two interceptions all night, but they were the weird kind – one by a defensive tackle on a screen and another by a defensive end on a soft pass in the flat.

Andy Dalton threw for 210 yards on a short night of 16-25, then Marcus Jackson finished by scampering 79 yards on a keeper to put the exclamation point on a most satisfying squash.

Attaboy, Gary Patterson.

SMUT will be good someday, and will likely start beating TCU on a regular basis.&#160 “But”, as Gowron told Toral, “not today, heh heh heh…”&#160

Quite a number of firsts for the C’boys last evening:

* First ever win at Lambeau for the franchise
* Felix Jones – first Cowboy to score a touchdown in the first three games of his career
* Miles Austin – first Cowboy to have two catches of more than 50 yards in the same game since Bob Hayes in the ’60s (I think, not sure on this one)
* Marion “The Barbarian” Barber – first time over 140 yards rushing

Romo was 17-30 for 260, and while they shut down TOwens, Jason Witten had seven catches for 67 yards and Miles Austin had two for 115 yards & a touchdown.

The defense held Green Bay out of the end zone until the game was already decided.&#160 Aaron Rodgers didn’t have a bad game, statistically speaking – he was 22-39 for 290, and the Donald Driver/Greg Jennings combo caught a total of 12 balls for 191 yards – but never when it counted.

Memo to HDD:&#160 Hope you don’t owe yer bosses too much money.&#160

This week:&#160 3-1 (UBuffalo covered, so it counts).&#160 Overall:&#160 20-1.

The PFW will return Friday, when I will guarantee you that it will not&#160 be a Perfect Football Weekend&#153.

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And now for something completely different…a bit of good news.

The chickenshit pussy email hacker to whom I made reference here has had his 1337 5k|11z curtailed somewhat by having his punk ass served with an FBI search warrant.

(Oh, by the way – it turns out he’s the pwecious widdle babyyyyy of a Tennessee Democrat state rep.&#160 Imagine my surprise.)

More on this as things develop.&#160 In the meantime…

Justice.&#160 Buford…T…Justice.&#160

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Oh, lovely.&#160 Now the Demoscum are trying to make an issue out of how many cars McCain owns.

Democrats eager to portray John McCain as out of touch with average Americans and as a flip-flopper seized on a report Sunday the Arizona senator and his wife, Cindy, own more than a dozen cars — including several foreign-made automobiles.

SO EFFIN’ WHAT?!?!?!&#160 Some of us would love&#160 to have multiple cars & multiple homes.&#160 In case you pussies on the left haven’t figured it out by now, that’s the American dream.

Good Gawd&#153, what dumbasses!

Newsweek also reported Barack Obama owns one car: a Ford Escape Hybrid.

Yeah, and he owns a plane, and&#160 a mansion.&#160 He ain’t exactly identifying with Joe Sixpack, in other words.

In a quickly-arranged conference call organized by the Democratic National Committee, United Auto Worker Union President Ron Gettelfinger — an Obama supporter — said the registration records show McCain is not being truthful with Americans and undermining autoworkers.

“The last thing we need is a presidential candidate who undermines autoworkers, and these days it seems that John McCain is doing just exactly that,” he said. “When he’s in the Midwest, he tells voters he supports the industry, when he is in other states he brags about buying a foreign car, as he did with the Prius.” (It is not clear if McCain or his daughter bought the Prius)

I’d keep my piehole shut if I were you, union hack.&#160 For the second time in the last thirty years, it’s not all that much of a status symbol to own an American-made car – and I pin a lot of that on you union bastards for falling a-fuckin’-sleep at the switch.

Besides, the “how many homes”-gate thing didn’t resonate with voters, so you might wanna think again before you try Verse 2 of that little bullshit meme.

But then, that’d take, y’know, brains&#160 – and brains are the one thing of which Demoscum are in catastrophically short supply.

Seriously, if this is the best you leftist bastards can do, you’d best start getting ready for four more years of a Republican in the White House.

Sucks to be a Donktard nowadays, huh?&#160

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Well, Denizens, from this article from Breitbart, we see that the Sharia worldview has officially taken over in Great Good Fair Piss-Poor Britain.

A British government minister attacked Republican US vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin as “horrendous” at the Labour Party conference on Saturday.

Because as we all know, the Sarahcuda’s a (gasp!!!) conservative, and nothing good can possibly&#160 come of conservatism.

The outburst from Communities Secretary Hazel Blears

…who will never, ever&#160 be confused with the greatness of Maggie Thatcher…

threatens to undermine Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s determination for the British government to maintain a neutral position in the US presidential election.

“Wink, wink, nudge, nudge”.

Speaking at a fringe meeting of the centre-left party

Since the whole effing Left (and yes, that includes Labour) is nothing but fringe kookizoids, how would you be able to distinguish?

during its annual party conference in Manchester, Blears said Palin was capitalising on people’s disillusionment with regular politics.

“I just think there is so much anti-politics — not just in this country but around the world,” Blears said.

Wow.&#160 What a novel concept.&#160 Constituencies around the world finally having had their fill of elitist, snot-nosed career politicians.

Whouda thunk it?

“One of the reasons why Sarah Palin has been such a phenomenon is because she’s anti-politics, anti-Washington.

“Her politics are horrendous, but actually she’s struck a chord with people — ‘I’m a maverick, I’m not part of those powerful people’ — and people identified with that.”

And that just sticks in the craw of a leftist Cupid Stunt&#153 like you, doesn’t it, Hazel?

I swear to Cthulu, I dunno why I would expect any brains out of an uppity-assed, redheaded, loudmouthed bimbozoid.&#160 Not like I’ve never seen that&#160 before.

Then again, maybe these morons should tend to their own&#160 government first before bitching about ours, hm?

Assclown-ette.

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…is by Fox play-by-play doofus Kenny Albert during the Bengals-NY Football Douchebags game – where he said, and I quote:

“New York hasn’t started 3-0 since 2006.”

Translation:&#160 They didn’t start 3-0 last year.

And then he wonders why he’s not the #1 PBP guy on Fox.

While the rest of us wonder how he got as high as #2.&#160

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Whilst looking around for stuff to blog on yesterday before heading out to watch the massive TCU beatdown on SMUT (), I came across this old piece of Campaign Crapola&#153 from March:

The YouInterNetWebTubes “caption” read thusly:

Though Hannity has yet to renounce his own past association with neo-Nazi Hal Turner, Hannity was so obsessed with smearing Barack Obama as a racist that Hannity turned an interview with Jack Kemp, which was supposed to be about John McCain’s candidacy, into an attack against Obama. Kemp was so disgusted, he wound up defending Obama more vigorously than the Democratic co-host, Susan Estrich. Estrich, in turn, sounded more like a McCain supporter than a Democrat. She not only avoided asking any tough questions about McCain’s misconstrual of Sunni and Shia factions in Iraq, she actually spun it for him. From the 3/21/08 Hannity & Colmes.

This raises a couple of questions:

1) Who the Hell&#153 is Hal Turner?
2) Who retrieved Jack Kemp from the ash heap of Republican relavancy?

As to the first question, I did some backtracking and found a site called “News Hounds” (no, I’m not giving these jerkwads the honor of a link – go look ’em up yourself if you want it that bad) that claims&#160 that Hal Turner is a supposed neo-Nazi who “supposedly” had a “friendship” with Sean Hannity, such that he supposedly had the “backdoor number” to the Hannity show.

Now, Hannity denies knowing Turner, and the News Hounds assclowns conveniently fail to offer any proof of how Turner got the number (for all we know, Chuckles Rangel gave it to him, y’know?), so one has to wonder about the credibility of such a claim.&#160 Particularly when it comes from crapweasels such as News Hounds.

But, just to make sure, I did a little more&#160 backtracking, and came up with this article from The Anti-Nation, and I find that there’s this prick by the name of Daryle Jenkins, head of an anti-white group called One People’s Project, who’s making all these claims about Hannity & Turner.&#160 (If you go to the page, you find out that they call the Minuteman Project “anti-immigrant scum on the move”, so that pretty much scotches their integrity/credibility right there.)

Your money quotes in The Nation&#160 read as follows:

During an August 1998 episode of the show, Turner reminded Hannity that were it not for the graciousness of the white man, “black people would still be swinging on trees in Africa,” according to Daryle Jenkins, co-founder of the New Jersey-based antiracism group One People’s Project. Instead of rebuking Turner or cutting him off, Hannity continued to welcome his calls

Well, duh.&#160 I mean, Hanniity’s a talk show host.&#160 What’s he supposed to do, play Freecell on the air all effin’ day long?

On December 10 of the following year, Turner called Hannity’s show to announce his campaign to run for a seat in the US House of Representatives from New Jersey, and to attack his presumptive opponent, Democratic Representative Robert Menendez, as a “left-wing nut.”

By this time, according to Jenkins, Turner and Hannity had bonded off-air.

Oh?&#160 I suppose you have credible&#160 proof of this?

In 1998 Hannity received an anonymous e-mail linking to an AOL discussion board on which Turner had allegedly confessed to a cocaine problem and alluded to past homosexual trysts

Again, you have proof?&#160 You’ve personally viewed Sean Hannity’s emailbox?&#160 Uh, isn’t that supposed to be a felony or sum’pin’, since I’m fairly certain that Hannity wouldn’t come right out and give&#160 that sort of permission, y’know?

But here is your money quote from Jenkins the reverse racist:

Jenkins told me that while he and a group of antiracism activists demonstrated against a July 17, 2003, National Alliance meeting in Elmwood Park, New Jersey, which Turner attended, he encountered Turner and asked him about his relationship with Hannity. Turner claimed that he and Hannity would talk by phone and even recounted that Hannity had once invited him and his son on to the set of Hannity and Colmes. “In my view,” says Jenkins, “I think Hannity has helped Turner out quite a bit. I’m willing to bet most of the conversations they had consisted of them talking shop.”

“Willing to bet”?&#160 Sounds like this motherfucking douchebag doesn’t know for certain; he’s just throwing shit up on the wall to see what sticks.

So what’s there to renounce?&#160 I mean, other than a bunch of putrid bullshit by a hate-whitey pussy, a Marxist birdcage-liner and a Hannity-hating YouTube fuckwit with delusions of adequacy?

As to the other question about Kemp – well, I’m still wondering why he was ever relavant in the first place.

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Another day, another opportunity for the Retarded Left&#153 to open their skanky pieholes and expose to the world the vacuum that is their shit-for-brains.

Today’s contestant is Noo Yawk Congress-slimeball Chuckie “Pay Taxes?&#160 I don’ need to pay no steeken taxes!” Rangel, Mr. “I Sound Like Carol Channing With Laryngitis” himself, who got caught calling Sarah Palin “disabled”.

Already under fire for his tax troubles, Manhattan Congressman Charles Rangel really put his foot in his mouth on Friday.

In a CBS 2 HD exclusive interview, Rep. Rangel called Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin “disabled.”

The question was simple: Why are the Democrats so afraid of Palin and her popularity?

The answer was astonishing.

“You got to be kind to the disabled,” Rangel said.

The disabled, huh, Chuckles?&#160 Is that anything like the fucking Harlem retards who keep voting your smarmy little pisspot ass into office every two years?

That’s right. The chairman of the powerful House Ways & Means Committee called Palin disabled — even when CBS 2 HD called him on it.

CBS 2 HD: “You got to be kind to the disabled?”

Rangel: “Yes.”

Just so we’re clear on that.&#160 Wouldn’t want there to be any misunderstanding about what this fat fuck was saying, now would we?

CBS 2 HD: “She’s disabled?”

Rangel: “There’s no question about it politically. It’s a nightmare to think that a person’s foreign policy is based on their ability to look at Russia from where they live.

Except she never said that, Rangel, you felching mongoloid.&#160 That was Tina Fey, American Express covergirl.&#160

Or are you so effing senile that you can’t tell the difference, eh, you stupid elitist-assed fuckhead?

I suppose you’ve forgotten that you jackassed pricks once had a US president who was “disabled” – guy by the name of Roosevelt, if memory serves.&#160 Are you saying now that his Presidency was a mistake, as well?&#160 (Not that I’d disagree, but that’s another post.)

Perhaps, Rangel, you son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch (and I do&#160 mean that literally, thank you), you should shut your putrid piehole and let the adults engage in the political debate.

Although I’d pay real money to see you utter that line just one more time – while standing within five feet of Todd Palin.&#160 The resulting ass-kicking would be well worth the price of admission.

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Most of you I’m sure have seen either pictures or video coverage of the devastation that occurred down here due to Hurricane Ike.

Well check out these pictures of the Texas Coast and elsewhere. Sobering in the least, trust me on this one! Yes, we realize it’s a snooty “Bawstun” newspaper website but it’s the pictures we were most impressed with.

Take note, image #11 is quite telling. Small tidbit of information about the house that is pictured. It was rebuilt after Hurricane Rita mowed through the neighborhood back in 2005. The reason it is still standing today is the fact that when it was rebuilt, it was specifically designed and constructed to withstand the wind and water effects of a Category 5 hurricane. I do believe more people will be looking into this once the reconstruction begins in earnest. I’m betting the architect is going to be a very busy person(s) for the next couple of years. Let alone the builder and contractors who put that gem together.

For now though, all is well here at the Southern Command. No buildings were damaged, all aircraft are present and accounted for and ready for combat sorties. Other than the loss of electricity (which was restored on this past Wednesday) and a very minor loss of foodstuffs we’re good to go.

And just as a shot across the libtards bow, Joey-boy Biden is totally phucked in the head if he seriously thinks that “PATRIOTISM” should include paying more in taxes. Hey Joey-boy, you wanna do something REAL to get the economy back on the right track? How about you and all of your buddy donkheads vote to change your “retirement package” to where you’re all on the same one us little people have!!!! Or how about ya’ll start PAYING for the gas those limos and Suburbans guzzle down. Or pay for the jet fuel those G-V Gulfstreams ya’ll use to commit adultery or to go on those infamous “junkets”!!!

Let me guess, that would be too damn much for your audacity to stomach. Well keep it up, us little people will do our part to ensure that one day soon audacity is the only phucking thing you’re gonna have to eat or drink!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and we’ll be sure to have Sarah-Cuda serve it up to ya….and then shove it down your damn throats!!!!!

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It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer  set about 1024x768 1280x1024 with your Favorites window activated on the left deactivated.  (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)

(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice.
You can  use Nutscrape,  if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?

And don't even  get me started on Opera or Chrome.  I'm not about  to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.
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