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Item:&#160 Earlier this year (UPDATE:&#160 October 2006, according to the All Barack Channel newsguys, but I’m dubious), empty pantsuit media darling-divabitch pop cultural icon Okra Oprah Wimpley Winfrey brought on her program a presidential candidate named B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi.&#160 Shortly thereafter, Miss Winfrey – smitten in such a way that not even former fianc&#233e Stedman Graham could accomplish – endorsed the Manchurian Muslim&#153 for President of the United States.

Item:&#160 After the electrifying performance of Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin during the Republican National Convention, the Daytime Dumpy-assed Diva&#153 is refusing her the same courtesy:

Oprah Winfrey would love to have Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on her hit daytime talk show – just not until after the election.

Winfrey says she has sworn off having presidential candidates and their families on her show until after after Nov. 4, because she’s already pledged her support to Democrat Sen. Barack Obama’s efforts to become president.

Now, I doubt McCain & Sarah will press the issue, but it seems to me that Barry’s Big-Assed Bimboid&#153 is kinda setting herself up for a federal election law violation.&#160 Specifically, the one guaranteeing equal time&#160 to all candidates.&#160 Not to mention the fact that the Obumbler’s appearance on her excuse-for-a-show, now that she won’t do likewise for the SarahCuda, raises questions about whether the airtime he received could possibly count as a campaign contribution.

I mean, you remember how, when Fred! entered the race, Paul Harvey News had to yank him off their daily broadcasts?&#160 Remember how tv stations back in the 80s couldn’t show any Reagan movies during the ’80 and ’84 campaigns because they’d have had to give Carter (and later, Mondale) “equal time”?&#160 (An interesting prospect to be sure – I mean, what movie could possibly have been made starring Wally Mon-dull that wouldn’t have instantly bombed?&#160 )

Our consolation is that endorsing Flopears McHopenchange seems to have had somewhat of a negative impact on She Who Thinks She’s All That&#153:

Did Barack Obama kill Oprah Winfrey’s mojo?

Fordham University political science assistant professor Costas Panagopoulos says so – deducing that Oprah’s popularity has plunged since she endorsed Obama last spring.

In August, three months after Oprah’s endorsement, only 61 percent of Americans still looked favorably upon Winfrey, Panagopoulos noted on politico.com – citing a CBS News poll.

And that figure is dropping steadily, according to the article.&#160 Which is a Good Thing&#153.

Ofrah Oprah can take her couch, AFAIC, and shove it up her avoirdupois ass.&#160 (And the hell of it is, it’d likely fit.&#160 )

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