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So how desperate is&#160 B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi RightAboutNow&#153???

Well, remember at the Republican National Convention, Rudy Giuliani quipped that, given the Manchurian Muslim&#153’s penchant for reneging on promises, that Joseph L. Biden, Senior Senator From Delaware, Chairman Of The Senate Foreign Intelligence Committee And The Ultimate Washington Insider&#153…

&#160 Damn, I need to make that a macro or sum’pin’…

…had better “get it in writing”?

Now we see where He Whom Malkin Calls The “Gaffe Machine”&#153, has, in her words, “question[ed] Obama’s judgement”:

Joe Biden said Wednesday that Hillary Clinton “might have been a better pick than me” to be Barack Obama’s running mate.

The Delaware senator was responding to an audience member at a town hall meeting in Nashua, N.H., who criticized Clinton and said it’s a good thing Obama chose Biden over her.

“Make no mistake about this, Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Lets get that straight,” Biden said in Clinton’s defense.

“She’s easily qualified to be vice president … and quite frankly, might have been a better pick than me. But she’s first rate. I mean that sincerely. She is first rate. So let’s get that straight,” he said.

I’m not sure I’m into conspiracy theories, okay?&#160 But I find it extremely&#160 curious that, a few days after it was revealed that Sarah is trouncing Biden, suddenly it looks as if JLBSSFDCOTSFICATUWI&#153 is, shall we say, greasing the skids for his imminent departure.

Could we be seeing a scenario whereby…well, let’s let the folks at Hot Air pontificate thereupon:

If Palin aces the Charlie Gibson interview and McCain bounces out to, say, an eight-point lead, does Obama decide that Biden needs to spend more time with his family, swap in Her Majesty, and launch the gender politics clusterfark to end all clusterfarks? It’d have to be done before the VP debate on October 2; they wouldn’t want to miss the chance to draw the contrast with Palin and cement the substitution in the public’s mind by not having her in place already for an event as high profile as that. Even more serious question: If Obama’s imploding, why would Hillary agree to come aboard?

Why, indeed?&#160 Especially&#160 after the Magic Negro&#153 didn’t even take the bother to vet her for the veep slot in the first place.&#160 (Something of which we might need to remind the PUMAs on a daily basis, don’tcha know?)

At any rate, it seems that Biden was spot-on about the Obumbler’s abject unfitness for the job, as I alluded to here:

In fact, Senator Biden even questions Senator Obama’s fitness for the presidency – and I quote:

“If the Democrats think we’re going to be able to nominate someone who can win without that person being able to table unimpeachable credentials on national security and foreign policy, I think we’re making a tragic mistake…” (Sen. Joe Biden, “The Diane Rehm Show,” 8/2/07)

(Been a long time since I said this, Denizens, but What’d I Tell You???&#153)

I told one of my friends some time back that Obambi didn’t really have any choice but to select Senator Hair-Butt-Plugs as his running mate.&#160 Now, he may not have any choice but to dump him.

It’s a great time to be a conservative, hm?&#160

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Found this on Malkin’s blog, courtesy of regular commenter PKAmmoTroop.&#160 ‘Tis a hoot.

To: All Obamatrons
From: Howard Dean
Subject: He did it again.


Ok gang, need to circle the wagons yet again. I know you’re tired, but he did it good this time. I know, I know, I know. We’ve talked to him about this but he thinks no one is smart enough to catch him when he pulls stunts like this. Remember the time he flipped the bird to Hillary and it ended up costing us $40 million to cover her debits to shut her the hell up? This one could be worse.

Get on the conservative boards and OBFUSCATE OBFUSCATE OBFUSCATE!!! Paint McCain with a brush to look like Bush! Accuse him of hating blacks or something. Don’t worry about the truth, that’s above your pay grade. Just as long as they don’t start comparing Obama with Jimmy Carter, if that happens we’re all screwed.

Don’t worry, NBC will be coming up with an in depth report proving that Sasquatch is Trig’s real father and Chris Matthews will be beating up Piper Palin in a live interview. He plans to accuse her of smearing napalm on Trig’s head during the convention. After that, Katie Couric will be inventing a judging scandal in the Miss Alaska pageant so that should take some heat off you folks for a while.

Keep up the good work, if we steer clear of reality we’ll pull this off yet


Howard Dean
Your Master.

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(H/T to the SpatulaGoddess.)

Those of you at Stephen F. Austin University who thought that TCU was running up the score on you Saturday night…

(SIDE NOTE:&#160 I do, however, think it was rather classless of the TCU student section to do “Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye” towards the end of the game.&#160 I’m with you guys there.)

Awright, where was I…?&#160 Ah, yes…

…or even you of the Shitland Pony persuasion over there at SMUT who still get steamed over 95-21 at the hands of UHouston…

Consider the plight of the Bulgarian women’s hockey team, who not only got soundly whipped by Slovakia’s women, 82-0…they got out-shot, 139-0.

Go read it yourself if you don’t believe me.

“We took it as training,” Slovakia coach Miroslav Karafiat said after Saturday’s game.

Someone over here hire that guy as a coach.&#160 He’s one hell of an eternal optimist.

Bulgaria trailed 7-0 after 5 minutes, 19-0 after 10 and 31-0 at the end of the first period.

The drubbing capped a woeful showing for the Bulgarian women, who also lost 30-1 to Croatia and 41-0 to Italy in earlier games.

[…]

Bulgaria was eliminated after scoring one goal and giving up conceding 192 in the tournament.

Damn.&#160 Just, damn.

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(H/T:&#160 Little Green Footballs.)

One ot the memes coming out of the asses mouths of the Donktards the last few days has been a half-assed attempt to get us back for John-boy F’n Qetchup-ass and his $87 billion “for the war funding before he was against it” folly.&#160 Specifically, how Sarah Palin was supposedly for the so-called “Bridge to Nowhere” in Alaska before the price of it got jacked up and she ultimately voted against it.

Now we find out that both B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi and&#160 Senior Senator From Delaware Joseph L. Biden, Chairman Of The Senate Foreign Relations Committee And The Ultimate Washington Insider&#153…

…sorry, gotta catch my breath there for a second…&#160

…both voted for&#160 the “Bridge to Nowhere”…before they decided to vote for it again.

Uh…whoops.

One more issue off the table for the Donks.&#160

UPDATE:&#160 Might have been mistaken about that part about the bridge increasing in cost to $400M.

According to Wiki (and yes, I’m always dubious about using Wiki for a source),

The bridge was projected to cost $398 million

Wiki states that Governor Palin’s communications director says she changed her mind

when “she saw that Alaska was being perceived as taking from the country and not giving …”

Which I’m inclined to believe, given what I know about her to this point.

Thus, I stand corrected (hat tip to Supreme General Rayegun).&#160 Minorly.

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