12
2008
Posted by @ 18:31
Well, Denizens, it’s happened again.  The will of the people of a town has been usurped in favor of pendejo  jackals who have no business being here by a pair of faggots posing as lawyers and by a Stupid Cunt™ half-assed double-assed, tin-horned, black-robed tyrant excuse-for-a judge.
So far, the third time is not the charm for Farmers Branch.
U.S. District Judge Jane Boyle issued a temporary restraining order today barring the city from implementing its latest ordinance aimed at halting property rentals to illegal immigrants.
(The attorneys, if you’re curious, are John-boy Bickel and Widdle Willie Brewer of the limp-wristed law firm Bickel & Brewer. (And yes, John Boy & Billy, that’s my Consitutionally-guaranteed opinion of you, just from looking at those smirks on your little faggot faces – I think you’ve both visited your share of bathhouses in your day))  Pussies who don’t give two flying fucks about the citizens  of this country, but cream their pants at the thought of giving it to illegal aliens.
Mayor Tim O’Hare said he wasn’t surprised at the judge’s decision, though he thought it was wrong.
“I think the will of the people of Farmers Branch is not being carried out,” he said. “I think you’ll ultimately see this matter resolve by the U.S. Supreme Court.
To Hell™ with them.  I’d pay real money to see Farmers Branch tell this bitch Janie Boyle (are you any relation to porn star Lisa Boyle, you fucking pene-sucking puta?) what she can go do with herself and do the license requirement anyway.  It’s getting to be about time we told these star-chamber bench-jockeys that we  run our cities & towns, not  them.
By whatever means we may need to tell the bastards.
The Deparment of PotKettleBlackMuch?™ (which is ) ( this close to gaining a permanent cabinet seat in the Realm™) has once again fingered…
MERLIN, KORRIOTH, OZY, K’HADIBAK’H, T-BONE:  !!!!!!!!
LSIK&T:  …uh, well okay, maybe that’s not quite the terminology we need to use, hm?
…has identified  another assclown suffering from Palin Derangement Syndrome.
And this time, it’s (surprise, surprise) America’s Favorite Skank™, Pamela Anderson Lee/Rock/Lee/Whomever she’s fucking now.
FIRST Matt Damon, now Pamela Anderson has spoken out against Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin saying:”I can’t stand her. She can suck it!”
That’s right – the same skank that called Jessica Simpson a “whore”.
And who would know that better than thee, eh, Miss Poster Girl For Hepatitis C™?  Hmmmmmmmmmmm????
Denizens, we’re going to start this week’s Perfect Football Weekend™ by reveling in How The Mighty Have Fallen™, Part the 153,624th.
Three years ago, Widdle Vinnie Young was the toast of the country, not to mention most of the state of Texas and all of the TU Shortdicks down in Fraudston Austin, after Pete Carroll and USC basically gift-wrapped that Waterford Crystal™ football and handed it to him as a late Christmas present.
(No?  Then tell me, Einstein – how is it that Reggie Bush was on the sidelines next to Genius Petey on 4th-and-2 on USC’s last drive, instead of being split out right, taking a Shortdick defender with him and allowing Lendale White to run over a tiny little cornerback in the resulting hole?  They make that first down, they run out the clock, and TU is once again blubbering in their beer.)
Anyway, fast forward to last week, when – during a 17-10 victory over Jack-town, Widdle Vinnie is (horror of horrors!!!) booed  for daring to (gasp, ARRRRGH!!!) throw a couple of interceptions.
Apparently, he didn’t take it too well, as some early reports indicated:
The mother of Titans quarterback Vince Young said he indicated he doesn’t want to play football and is “hurting inside and out.”
Felicia Young said in Wednesday editions of The Tennessean that her son is tired of all the negativity he’s faced after being booed during a 17-10 win Sunday over Jacksonville.
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo-fucking-hoo.  How dare  paying fans show their displeasure at the slipshoddy play of Felicia’s Baby Boy™???
On Monday, Titans coach Jeff Fisher called police to help find him.
“What would you think, if you were tired of being ridiculed and persecuted and talked about and not being treated very well, what would you do? What kind of decision would you make?” Felicia Young said “He may not want to deal with it (all), but you have to get to that point before you make that decision first.
Welcome to Life 101, Felicia and Vinnie.  Not everything goes your way on this mortal coil of ours.  Sometimes you run up against people who are every bit as good – if not better – than you.
When that happens, Vinnie, you have two choices – nut up and get better, or slink away and gaze wistfully at that crystal football, wishing you could put on that orange jersey again.
Now, they’re saying at this point that it was all overblown, that he just “needed [his] space”.
We’ll see how he handles adversity going forward – ’cause take my word for it, unless he learns how to, y’know, actually be  a pro quarterback, he’s in for a lot more of it.
On to the PFW.  My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets take the field tonight against arch-rival R.L. Paschal.  Unlike previous years, however, the hated Panthers actually might be good; they’re 2-0, with victories over a couple of pretty decent teams.  But Heights seems better than in years past, as well, so they should still win.
At least if coach Steve Pate doesn’t want a teaching reassignment to Outermost Elbonia. 
Tomorrow, the Texas Christian University Horned Frogs will have to get up a bit early to take on the Stanford Cardinal.
MERLIN:  There’s only one of them?  Against all those Frogs?
LSIK&T:  The mascot name is Cardinal, wizard.  Not every mascot name ends in “s”.
MERLIN:  Lancelot would’ve been a mite peeved had he been the only Knight.
LSIK&T: 
Also tomorrow, the Temple Owls will make their bi-annual pilgrimage up to UBuffalo to take on the Bulls.  Turner’s young charges are favored by 6½ in this one, so anything up to a four-point loss will count.  The Bulls beat Temple last year, though, so we’ll see.
Third-ranked Oklahoma gets its first real test tomorrow as it travels to Washington to take on the Huskies.  Presumably, refs who don’t call ticky-tacky bullshit like this will work the game, so Washington has a greater-than-zero chance of an upset.  I like OU to break serve, though (a little tennis lingo, there).
New Mexico State provides a true sacrificial lamb for Bo Pelini’s Nebraska Cornhuskers as they’ll travel to Lincoln for an evening game.  The line’s 25½ – and trust me, it ain’t gonna be that close.  Think another TCU-SFA type game.
Monday night, ESPN and their anti-C’boy crap announce team of Tirico, Kornheiser and Jaworski will watch the ‘Boys host the Phuckadephia Beagles.  Dallas should win this one, as long as The World’s Greatest Quarterback In The History Of Ever, EVER™, aka Donna McCrabbs, doesn’t go whining to the refs that someone breathed on him.  Fat Wilma’s Little Boy™ actualy has some receivers this year, but then we have some corners, so I like that matchup.
I do wish, though, that Dallas had kept Quincy Butler on the roster.  Butler, despite his toast reputation, usually never had to break much of a sweat to contain Henrietta Baskett III.
We’re back Tuesday for the recap.  In the meantime, HDD, I see Bucky is actually a road dog vs. Fresno State.  Care to explain?