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Most of you I’m sure have seen either pictures or video coverage of the devastation that occurred down here due to Hurricane Ike.

Well check out these pictures of the Texas Coast and elsewhere. Sobering in the least, trust me on this one! Yes, we realize it’s a snooty “Bawstun” newspaper website but it’s the pictures we were most impressed with.

Take note, image #11 is quite telling. Small tidbit of information about the house that is pictured. It was rebuilt after Hurricane Rita mowed through the neighborhood back in 2005. The reason it is still standing today is the fact that when it was rebuilt, it was specifically designed and constructed to withstand the wind and water effects of a Category 5 hurricane. I do believe more people will be looking into this once the reconstruction begins in earnest. I’m betting the architect is going to be a very busy person(s) for the next couple of years. Let alone the builder and contractors who put that gem together.

For now though, all is well here at the Southern Command. No buildings were damaged, all aircraft are present and accounted for and ready for combat sorties. Other than the loss of electricity (which was restored on this past Wednesday) and a very minor loss of foodstuffs we’re good to go.

And just as a shot across the libtards bow, Joey-boy Biden is totally phucked in the head if he seriously thinks that “PATRIOTISM” should include paying more in taxes. Hey Joey-boy, you wanna do something REAL to get the economy back on the right track? How about you and all of your buddy donkheads vote to change your “retirement package” to where you’re all on the same one us little people have!!!! Or how about ya’ll start PAYING for the gas those limos and Suburbans guzzle down. Or pay for the jet fuel those G-V Gulfstreams ya’ll use to commit adultery or to go on those infamous “junkets”!!!

Let me guess, that would be too damn much for your audacity to stomach. Well keep it up, us little people will do our part to ensure that one day soon audacity is the only phucking thing you’re gonna have to eat or drink!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and we’ll be sure to have Sarah-Cuda serve it up to ya….and then shove it down your damn throats!!!!!

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(Hat tip LC Jaybear.)

Denizens, until I can get home and start cranking stuff out, your assignment is to go read this.

Mourn for what the Democrats have become while doing so, then realize this has pretty much happened within our lifetimes.

Then ask yourself, “How much worse is it going to get?”

Followed by, “How long is it going to be before we have to rise up and wipe them from the face of the earth?”

Civil war is coming.&#160 I wish it weren’t, but only the Rapture can stop it now.

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This week’s edition of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153 begins with yet another trip to the police blotter.

This time, however, it doesn’t&#160 involve a Cincinnati Bengal.

(Insert looks of abject surprise here)

Six months ago, Denver wide receiver Brandon Marshall engaged in a little…ah…domestic jack-assery with an ex-girlfriend down Jawja way

Prosecutors in Georgia have filed two counts of simple battery against Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall stemming from a 6-month-old domestic violence complaint.

The charges were filed Sept. 10 in Fulton County State Court. Police allege Marshall threw his ex-girlfriend on a bed, slapped her and damaged an Atlanta apartment on March 4.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Where I come from, we call that “foreplay”.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Is that before or after the two-fingered “kiss”?

KORRIOTH:&#160 Grrrrrrr.

VENOMOUS:&#160

Marshall was arrested March 6 on a domestic violence warrant requested by the former girlfriend. He was released the next day after posting $1,000 bond.

It was his third arrest in about a year.

MERLIN:&#160 Are you sure&#160 he never played for Cincy?

Okay, on with the (mheh) PFW.&#160 My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets, with coach Steve Hale, take on the Dunbar Wildcats tonight at 7:30.&#160 Curiously enough, Heights hasn’t played Dunbar since a 23-17 victory over them in 2005.&#160 The Jackets seem to be better-than-average this year, though, so I look for them to make it four in a row.

UPDATE:&#160 Erm, not so fast.&#160 Looks like I got some bad information.&#160 Heights is actually playing the Celina Bobcats tonight.&#160 As in, Celina-who’s-only-lost-thrice-in-the-last-500-games Celina.&#160 At their&#160 place.

So much for the win streak.

Saturday, it looks like my undefeated streak is going to come to an abrupt end.&#160 Turner Gill apparently was homesick for some Big Eight/Big 12 cooking, so he had UBuffalo’s AD schedule a game against fifth-ranked Missouri.

In Columbia.

Where you don’t even come close&#160 to beating Mizzou.

Vegas has the line at UBuffalo plus 34.&#160 Applying the SpatulaLine&#153 makes it 44 – meaning, of course, anything within 45 and it counts.

Sorry, Turner.&#160 You’ve improved the Bulls, to be sure, but just as you never had a chance against Lewisville back at Heights, the Bulls don’t have a chance here.

Saturday evening, it’s the Iron Skillet Bowl, as Texas Christian’s Horned Frogs travel to the land of the Shitland Pony to take on SMUT in what, for Gary Patterson, marks the return of the concept of “attaboy/awshit”.

As you know, you can rack up 1,000 “attaboys” in your daily trials & tribulations – but one “awshit”, and all the “attaboys” disappear, and you have to start (all together now) All…Over…Again&#153.

TCU should&#160 win this game.&#160 And win it handily, I might add.&#160 But the Frogs have this disturbing tendency to play down to the level of their competition (see Cardinal, Stanford), plus their secondary is still a bit suspect, plus SMUT will be out for blood, plus&#160 running back DeMyron Martin usually pushes the Frogs backwards.&#160 Could be a long night.

Sunday evening, Madden & Michaels will be in Green Bay, Wisconsin to watch the new-look Packers take on the Dallas C’boys.&#160 Green Bay has gotten off to a 2-0 start, and Aaron Rodgers has looked every bit as good as he did against Dallas back in November 2007.&#160 Dallas, meanwhile, has never beaten the Pack in GB, so this game scars the hell outta me.&#160 This has all the makings of a Packer win, but we’ll see.

Nebraska and Oklahoma are off this week.

We’re back Monday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, since Bucky also seems to be off this week…anyone seen LC John Wardle?

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