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Well, I’ll be damned.&#160 UBuffalo covered.

Arlington Heights 13, at Celina 41

Texas Christian 48, at SMUT 7

UBuffalo 21, at #5 Missouri 42 (UBuffalo covers)

Dallas 27, at Green Bay 16

Heights put up a valiant fight for a half, but they were just hopelessly outmatched.&#160 Celina’s a multi-time state champion, and played like it.&#160 There is absolutely no disgrace in losing to Celina.

Nor is there any disgrace in losing to Missouri in their backyard.

Drew Willy passed for 237 yards on 22-40, but Chase Daniel threw for 439 on 36-43, part of nearly 600 yards total offense for the Tigers.

Bo Levi Mitchell got off to a good start, throwing for 8 yards to their 31.&#160 And his next pass went for another eight to the 39 and a first down.

And it would’ve been, too, except that sophomore wideout Aldrick Robinson had the ball jarred loose, and TCU recovered.&#160 Five plays later, Joseph Turner went in for a 4-yard touchdown and it was all downhill for the Shitland Ponies after that.

Mitchell only threw two interceptions all night, but they were the weird kind – one by a defensive tackle on a screen and another by a defensive end on a soft pass in the flat.

Andy Dalton threw for 210 yards on a short night of 16-25, then Marcus Jackson finished by scampering 79 yards on a keeper to put the exclamation point on a most satisfying squash.

Attaboy, Gary Patterson.

SMUT will be good someday, and will likely start beating TCU on a regular basis.&#160 “But”, as Gowron told Toral, “not today, heh heh heh…”&#160

Quite a number of firsts for the C’boys last evening:

* First ever win at Lambeau for the franchise
* Felix Jones – first Cowboy to score a touchdown in the first three games of his career
* Miles Austin – first Cowboy to have two catches of more than 50 yards in the same game since Bob Hayes in the ’60s (I think, not sure on this one)
* Marion “The Barbarian” Barber – first time over 140 yards rushing

Romo was 17-30 for 260, and while they shut down TOwens, Jason Witten had seven catches for 67 yards and Miles Austin had two for 115 yards & a touchdown.

The defense held Green Bay out of the end zone until the game was already decided.&#160 Aaron Rodgers didn’t have a bad game, statistically speaking – he was 22-39 for 290, and the Donald Driver/Greg Jennings combo caught a total of 12 balls for 191 yards – but never when it counted.

Memo to HDD:&#160 Hope you don’t owe yer bosses too much money.&#160

This week:&#160 3-1 (UBuffalo covered, so it counts).&#160 Overall:&#160 20-1.

The PFW will return Friday, when I will guarantee you that it will not&#160 be a Perfect Football Weekend&#153.

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And now for something completely different…a bit of good news.

The chickenshit pussy email hacker to whom I made reference here has had his 1337 5k|11z curtailed somewhat by having his punk ass served with an FBI search warrant.

(Oh, by the way – it turns out he’s the pwecious widdle babyyyyy of a Tennessee Democrat state rep.&#160 Imagine my surprise.)

More on this as things develop.&#160 In the meantime…

Justice.&#160 Buford…T…Justice.&#160

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Oh, lovely.&#160 Now the Demoscum are trying to make an issue out of how many cars McCain owns.

Democrats eager to portray John McCain as out of touch with average Americans and as a flip-flopper seized on a report Sunday the Arizona senator and his wife, Cindy, own more than a dozen cars — including several foreign-made automobiles.

SO EFFIN’ WHAT?!?!?!&#160 Some of us would love&#160 to have multiple cars & multiple homes.&#160 In case you pussies on the left haven’t figured it out by now, that’s the American dream.

Good Gawd&#153, what dumbasses!

Newsweek also reported Barack Obama owns one car: a Ford Escape Hybrid.

Yeah, and he owns a plane, and&#160 a mansion.&#160 He ain’t exactly identifying with Joe Sixpack, in other words.

In a quickly-arranged conference call organized by the Democratic National Committee, United Auto Worker Union President Ron Gettelfinger — an Obama supporter — said the registration records show McCain is not being truthful with Americans and undermining autoworkers.

“The last thing we need is a presidential candidate who undermines autoworkers, and these days it seems that John McCain is doing just exactly that,” he said. “When he’s in the Midwest, he tells voters he supports the industry, when he is in other states he brags about buying a foreign car, as he did with the Prius.” (It is not clear if McCain or his daughter bought the Prius)

I’d keep my piehole shut if I were you, union hack.&#160 For the second time in the last thirty years, it’s not all that much of a status symbol to own an American-made car – and I pin a lot of that on you union bastards for falling a-fuckin’-sleep at the switch.

Besides, the “how many homes”-gate thing didn’t resonate with voters, so you might wanna think again before you try Verse 2 of that little bullshit meme.

But then, that’d take, y’know, brains&#160 – and brains are the one thing of which Demoscum are in catastrophically short supply.

Seriously, if this is the best you leftist bastards can do, you’d best start getting ready for four more years of a Republican in the White House.

Sucks to be a Donktard nowadays, huh?&#160

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