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And the hits (to the portfolio) just keep on coming.

The Dow dropped another 445 points today as investors, knowing what’s coming when Al-Obambi really does&#160 come to power, up and decided they want no part of it.

And make no mistake, Denizens – for all the votes that Jugears McHopenchange and his cronies at ACORN stole on November 4th, this&#160 is the real&#160 election.

The one, that is to say, that is being held by the producers.&#160 The movers & shakers.&#160 The ones who truly&#160 drive the economy.&#160 In other words, you fucking libtards…the rich.

And this is one&#160 election, you leftist Donk cuntmuffins, that neither you nor your pals at ACORN can steal.&#160 Widdle Willie Ayers and his skank Bernabitch Dohrn aren’t going to be able to help you here.&#160 They have seen what the Ayatollah Obambi is going to do, and they’re voting with their feet.

Get a good look, Demoscum – ’cause there’s not a damned thing you can effin’ do&#160 about it.&#160

Was over at WND (World Net Daily for the folks in Rio Linda) and the top article opens with this:

Supremes to review Barack’s citizenship
Case challenging his name on ballot set for ‘conference’

Anyone who is curious about the issue should read the article here.

Consider this your OTHER reading assignment for the day.

Go. Shoo.

ThatIsAll&#153

Seven.

(Shoulda started this three days ago, but (as usual) I got distracted with stuff.&#160 (Translation:&#160 I fell asleep in my Comfy Chair &#153 and didn’t wake up until about 0200 hours Tuesday. (groan)))

Oh, well.

In any case, it’s now over on the sidebar.

7997.28.

Seven thousand, nine hundred ninety-seven point twenty-eight.

That’s where the Dow Jones Industrial Average is as of this moment.

Since the Ayatollah Obambi’s treasury secretary, Emperor Paulson, declared his intention not to bail out “toxic assets” with the trillion-dollar Crap Sandwich 2.0&#153, and since the automotive industry in Obambi’s blue state of Michigan signaled their greed in whining for part of that bailout, stocks have nosedived.&#160 The Dow has lost nearly 50% of its value, thanks to the failed economic policies of Al-Obambi.

And the country, so full of itself with HOPE!!!&#160 and CHANGE!!!,&#160 continues to implode apace.

Hey, America, you damnfools&#160 voted for this jug-eared son-of-a-bitch.&#160 You wholeheartedly deserve not only this, but the worse…and worst…that is to come.

Let’s hope that folks don’t get so desperate that you libtard fucksticks have to find some way of defending yourselves when the wolves are at your door.

Me, I won’t lift so much as a finger to help.&#160 I’ll be videotaping it all, and laughing at each nanosecond of it.
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The Department of Well, This Is A Shock&#153 chimes in with this not terribly surprising piece of crap which should surprise no one save those living under rocks.

An overwhelming majority of science professors at Texas’ public and private universities say they’re against a state policy requiring that weaknesses in the theory of evolution be covered in public school science classes, according to a new study released Monday.

Nah, can’t have the young skulls full o’ mush (a little Rush lingo, there) gettin’ their minds filled with, y’know, actual truth.&#160 That might, who knows? postpone their inevitable indoctrination into the One World Religion of Gaia and Mother Earth ‘n all.&#160 We can’t very well have that, now can we?

About 95 percent of those responding to the study by the progressive socialist [Fixed it for ya.&#160 -DV]&#160 group Texas Freedom Network said schools should teach “just evolution” in covering the origins of life on earth. The rest said children should learn both evolution and the creationist theory called “intelligent design.”

Ah yes.&#160 The so-called “Texas Freedom Network”, the group started by liberal bimbo Samantha Smoot Smantha Smut and led until recently by the daughter of the late Damn Bitchards, Cece – otherwise known as “Princess Butch”, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, that’s sure a ringing endorsement from an obviously fair & balanced, non-partisan&#160 group there.&#160 Not a scintilla of bias anywhere to be found there, NoSirreeBob&#153.&#160

A sociology professor at the University of Texas at Arlington surveyed 464 university biologists and anthropologists in the study, released just as the State Board of Education gears up for Wednesday’s public hearing on new science curriculum standards.

Oh, right.&#160 “Sociology”.&#160 Among the most liberal of the Liberal Arts.&#160 And the asshat probably got to pick out whom he polled, too.

Nah, no bias to see here, move along.

A main topic of discussion is expected to be how teachers should treat Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution.

“Many of these science faculty members help determine who gets into our state colleges and universities,” said the study’s author, Raymond A. Eve.

Which is probably one of the primary reasons why our college grads are so fucking handicapped & behind the proverbial 8-ball once academia has finished indoctrinating “educating” them.&#160 Garbage in, garbage out, to quote the old IT aphorism.

“Their responses should send parents a clear message that those who want to play politics with science education are putting our kids at risk.”

Because obviously the Gaiaists who love playing politics with Johnny’s ed-u-ma-ca-shun can’t handle all the political competition.

Most study respondents said they believe any focus on the weaknesses of evolution theory and on alternative theories would harm students’ college readiness and their ability to compete for jobs.

Not to mention that they won’t be able to buy & sell without that all-important allegiance to Mommy Earth and Gaia.

Hell – why don’t we just stamp the “666” on their foreheads now and be done with it, hm?

Texas Freedom Network president Kathy Miller, whose group often spars with social conservatives, said it would be a mistake to ignore the beliefs of science professors from public and private universities across the state.

“This survey leaves no doubt that the political crusade against evolution and other attempts to dumb down our public school science curriculum are deeply misguided,” Ms. Miller said.

“Dumb down our public school science curriculum”, Kathy, you ignorant slut?&#160 Projection much, you Cupid Stunt&#153?

Fucking bigoted cuntmuffins.&#160

Malkin writes about a bank that, in essence, told Emperor Paulson to take his bailout and shove it.

Lastly, I think it is inappropriate to use taxpayers’ funds to inject into healthy private enterprises. What message are we sending our future leaders? Is there no reward for doing the right thing? It seems there is only penalty. The reward seems to be for the reckless.

I believe that under a new administration, the CPP will become a political issue. I am afraid the new capital being used to shore up balance sheets and make acquisitions will not be looked upon favorably, as its original intent was to free up liquidity for extending credit.

Please while you go about the hard work of repairing our nation’s financial system, do not overlook the opportunity to restore dignity and respect for sound and responsible business principles.

If you don’t stand up for the good guys, who will?

Who, indeed?

Denizens, if any of you are in the Midwest, look these guys up and put your money there.&#160 Here’s their website.

I’m gonna see what I can do about putting my money there, too.

Memo to Widdle Danni Snyder:&#160 Games against us at home aren’t quite as easy when we actually give a shit about the outcome, are they?&#160

FW Arlington Heights 17, Arlington Seguin 23

UBuffalo 43, at Akron 40 (4OT)

Nebraska 56, at Kansas State 28

Dallas 14, at Warshington Foreskins 10

So help me Cthulu, it may be time to mothball the Arlington Heights football program.&#160 When you can’t even beat a team with a losing record, fer gawdsakes, do you even need to be playing the game?

From the writeup on DFW Varsity over at the Startlegram:

Arlington Seguin drove to a touchdown on its first drive of the second half, and it proved to be enough for a 23-17 victory against Fort Worth Arlington Heights in a 4A Division I bidistrict playoff game Thursday night at Brewer. Jevin Colbert’s 11-yard touchdown catch gave the Cougars a 23-14 lead with 5:51 left in the third quarter, and although Heights got a 35-yard field goal from Bailey Shelton on its next drive, neither team scored again. Heights had the ball two more times but punted from its 20 and was stopped on downs at the Seguin 24 with 3:27 left in the game.

Robert Owoyele rushed for 115 yards, and Earlon Neal returned an interception 25 yards for a touchdown for Seguin (5-6), which will meet the Denton Guyer/Saginaw Boswell winner in an area game next Friday night at Dragon Stadium in Southlake. Heights’ season ended at 7-4.

Despite the 7-4 record, there’s now a culture of losing in the big games over in west Fort Worth, and it needs to change in a hurry.&#160 Simply getting to the playoffs can no longer be enough for these guys.&#160 More must be required to maintain any pride in the program.

…

Such is the program pride that Heights’ last great quarterback, Turner Gill, is building at UBuffalo.

Unable to stop the Zips from tying the game in the final minute, the Bulls could have just counted a moral road victory and folded.

But not these guys.&#160 A.J. Principe’s 40-yard field goal in the fourth overtime following an Akron fumble sealed the game for UBuff.

Starks had yet another big night getting 151 yards on 37 carries.&#160 Brandon Thermilus added 59 yards on the ground, and Drew Willy was 27-39-252.

…

The pride is coming back at Nebraska.&#160 Bo Pelini’s squad followed the thrashing of Rock Chalk Jayhawk with a massive beatdown of K-State.&#160 Joey Ganz threw for 270 yards and two touchdowns on 16-25 and also ran for 95 yards and two more TDs.

…

Last time Dallas played the Foreskins, they lost by playing “excuse-me” football.

This game was anything but “excuse-me”.

After Warshington shredded the ‘Boys on their opening drive, the Dallas defense decided that enough was enough, manned up and took the fight back to the Muscatel & Limburger.

On the last drive with six minutes left and the score 14-10, all 90,000 in the stadium knew what was coming:&#160 a steady dose of Marion Barber.&#160 And the ‘Skins still&#160 couldn’t stop it.&#160 Dallas drove 65 yards to put the game away, most of it Barber runs.&#160 The kind of “we’re-gonna-kick-your-ass” football this team hasn’t played the last six weeks.

The kind it needs to play for the next six.

Romo wasn’t great in his return, but he took enough pressure off the running game to where it could produce like it needed to (114 yards for Barber).&#160 And on the first touchdown drive, there were key passes to Witten and Owens that took Dallas downfield.&#160 A far cry from either Johnson or Bollinger and a welcome change.

This week:&#160 3-1.&#160 Overall:&#160 49-15.

The PFW returns Friday, when we bid farewell to the SpatulaLine&#153.

(Hat tip:&#160 Englishqueen01 over at Malkin’s.)

Fat-assed has-been excuse-for-a-comedienne/singer/human being Roseanne Barr seems to think those of us who don’t support heterophobia should be sent to the gulags.

Let’s expose these evil doctors accountants dentists business owners, pastors who hate the united states of america and seek to overthrow its guarantees of equality and rights to all of its citizens. these disgusting supporters of hatred should not be hired, or socialized with or not allowed to enjoy life in this country which they despise!!!! These people should be forced to emigrate to the soviet union where they will be more comfortable with other totalitarians that hate freedom!!!

Hey, Rosey, you fat-assed chickenshit!&#160 How about you come try that with me, hm?

C’mon, let’s see what it gets ya, Cupid Stunt&#153.

Stupid, fat-assed chickenshit.

(Hat tip to the Imperial Torturer&#153.)

Denizens, I don’t feel like writing today, so your Reading Assignment&#153 is to scope out this fine work by Gonzo.

Yes, he’s going on the blogroll.&#160

“Change we can believe in”, huh?

Obama’s first major appointments have been Democrats who worked for President Clinton and did not endorse him in the primary: Transition chief John Podesta and Rep. Rahm Emanuel, who will be White House chief of staff, stayed neutral, and Ron Klain, who will be Joe Biden’s chief of staff, backed Biden. Obama, advisers told Politico, may even be weighing offering Hillary Rodham Clinton herself the Cabinet plum of Secretary of State.

“Obama is showing great good sense in making use of their experience,” said William Galston, a former Clinton domestic policy adviser who’s now at the Brookings Institution. “You have an entire cadre of people in their 30s and 40s and early 50s who were either in senior jobs or second- and third-tier jobs in the Clinton administration, who really earned their spurs and know their way around — and know something about how the institutions in which they served actually function.”

So much for “We need to try something new!!!“, hm?

Though I won’t, I should take back everything I said about Al-Obambi’s failed economic policies – because they’re not going to be his at all.

They’re going to be the failed policies of Das Klintonreich.

Galston noted that while Clinton shunned the remnants of the Carter Administration in 1992, Obama’s Democratic predecessor led a popular eight-year administration, and the party is no longer riven by deep ideological splits.

Of course not.&#160 Socialism is&#160 socialism, after all.

Oh, and let’s not delude ourselves over the reason for Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister’s popularity, shall we?&#160 It had nothing to do with his tax policies or his foreign policies or his “don’t ask, don’t tell” bullshit.&#160 The bastard accomplished abso-fucking-lutely nothing&#160 during his eight years in office, to the point where, eight years after&#160 he left and Bush restored dignity to the office, Der Kaiser is still – STILL!!!&#160 – looking for his “legacy”.

No.&#160 The reason it was so popular is that he was – and is – a fuckin’ frat boy&#160 still in search of his next lay.&#160 And it continues to clearly demonstrate the abject stupidity of the American people at large, who for whatever reason eat that shit up.

And I think you can pretty much guess what’s going to happen to the “95% of the people will get a tax cut” bullshit meme.&#160 Seeing as how we’re all still&#160 waiting for Der Kaiser’s “middle-class tax-cut” sixteen years after they were promised.

Fucking crapweasels.&#160

Damn.&#160 That time again.

Now at 46 years and counting.

I effin’ hate&#160 birthdays.

Snarl.

The Department of Adding Insult To Injury brings us this where we find out that Linguinispineya, ever being the dickless wonder that reaches across the aisle, suspended illegal-alien deportation activities until after last week’s election.

According to my sources, the Bush administration issued a 72-hour cease-and-desist order to all fugitive apprehension teams to spare Obama embarrassment over his Kenyan half-aunt, Zeituni Onyango.

The Associated Press reported on Nov. 1 that Onyango was a deportation evader — one of an estimated 700,000 illegal alien absconders who have ignored orders from immigration judges to leave the country.

Hell, Weenieya, why didn’t you just grant Aunti Zeituni a full fucking pardon while you were at it, huh?

But wait, it gets better.&#160 Not only did he put the order into effect for Mary Magdalene dear old Aunti – he shut down deportation proceedings nationwide.

But the politicized order was even worse than the AP reported. The deportation process wasn’t simply slowed down for public relations reasons and fear of a media backlash. The process was completely frozen.

An Immigration and Customs Enforcement source familiar with Western field offices told me: “The ICE fugitive operations group throughout the United States was told to stand down until after the election from arresting or transporting anyone out of the United States. This was done to avoid any mistakes of deporting or arresting anyone who could have a connection to the election, i.e., anyone from Kenya who could be a relative. The decision was election-driven.”

Another source close to ICE operations in a Southern California field office confirmed that immigration officials there received the same directive: “The reason they included all offices in the United States was to show that they were not targeting the district office where Aunti lived. They don’t want to pick her up by mistake and cause a big problem.”

Yeah, why enforce the law when you can grease the skids for the opponent of He Who Dared Oppose You In 2000&#153?&#160 One last shiv in the ribs for McRINO, as it were.

Except it missed McZhamnesty and hit the American people flush.

One last betrayal of the conservatives who put El Weeniedente&#153 in that office in the first place.

And in the meantime, Jose Compean & Ignacio Ramos continue to rot in prison simply for doing their jobs as Border Patrol agents.

This is what he and the rest of the fucking RINOs think of us, Denizens.&#160 Bush and the rest of the crapweasel moderate&#160 Repukes are more fucking concerned with politics, with being “kinder, gentler”, with their fucking so-called “new tone” than they are about, you know, ACTUALLY UPHOLDING THE MOTHERFUCKING LAW!!!!!

This, sportz fanz, is why we, as conservatives, must purge the GOP of its RINO influence and take it back for&#160 conservatives.&#160 This is why we tell the McLames, the Chris Shays, the Lincoln ChappedAss Chafees of the party that they either follow us, or go join the Donktards and cast their lot with them.

And this is why no person named Bush must ever&#160 occupy the White House ever again.

I sit here considering the comment that our illustrious co-scribe bestowed on us in the First Mutt post just a few lines down….when he said,

No, but it does clearly demonstrate the world’s IQ.

… got me to thinking.

SG RAYEGUN: Korrioth you say one damn thing and you AND your genitalia are gonna find out how much FUN that painstick is when it’s connected to a warp drive generator!

Anways, what was I saying…oh yes, the world’s IQ.

Well, this is more along the line of AMERICA’S IQ. I’ll get to the world’s IQ in a later post.

That comment reminded me that I saw something that will sort of confirm that some Americans still know how to use their God given intelligence. I found this over at Rush’s site earlier this week. It’s the county-by-county map of how the voting went in the election eighth days ago.

You can check it out here.

As you can see, that map at least indicates SOME OF US understood what was at stake in the election.

The problem was, the mind-fucked robots in the population centers like Austin, Houston, Chicago, Las Vegas, and the coasts blindly followed their MSM programming and sent our country further down the path to socialistic communism.

Thanks a bunch ya fucktards! By the way, in case you missed it along the way it’s “USA” not “USSA“!!!

If only elections were decided by which candidate won the largest amount of square miles of the “Fruited Plains”. Alas much like money in our wallets over the next four years, that too is a dwindling pipedream.

We all know Al-Obambi is already striving to tear up the Constitution and use it to wipe his ass. Which means that next up will be the Bill of Rights. Al-Obambi has made clear his disdain for the Second Amendment, then again name ANY dictator who liked the thought of an armed populace… At least we can all comfort in this.

Your General needs to schedule his weapons refresher class before the end of the month! Then contribute my portion to the “boom” that Fox News article refers to. I would advise y’all to do the same.

ThatIsAll&#153

‘Tis the beginning of the end at the offices of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153 – for some folks, anyway.

The high school playoffs get underway this weekend, which means that for my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets, it’s their annual trek to the Land Of One And Done&#153.

Or is it?&#160 They catch Seguin HS out of Arlington tonight, and Seguin’s record (4-6, 4-0), while nothing to sneeze at, doesn’t look all that great – and if you’ll recall, I’ve never been too fond of playoff teams with losing records.

That said, Heights’ playoff record the last few years has been, well, abysmal.&#160 So we’ll see.

Also tonight, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo visit Ohio one more time to play the University of Akron Zips.&#160 Realm&#153 Intelligence…

KORRIOTH:&#160 Damned oxymoron, if you ask me.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Now, now.&#160 I let you zap ’em with the painstick, didn’t I?

KORRIOTH:&#160 For all of three fucking seconds!

VENOMOUS:&#160 I know, I know.&#160 But I have to keep ’em around as long as I can, ’cause no one wants to endure your boot camp.

KORRIOTH:&#160 It is an honor&#160 to sit in one of my classes!

VENOMOUS:&#160 Tell them that with the agonizers off&#160 their genetalia.

KORRIOTH:&#160 (grunt)

…having been properly chastised, tells us that Vegas has the Bulls as a 3&#189-point road dog.&#160 UBuff therefore has to keep it under two touchdowns for it to count, but I think they could win this one.

Saturday, Nebraska will travel to Manhattan, Kansas, to take on the Wildcats of K-State.&#160 K-State is pretty much playing out the string, having already fired head coach Ron Prince, but the Huskers shouldn’t take this one lightly – K-State isn’t.

“I don’t think anybody’s not had lingering feelings over that game,” K-State defensive end Ian Campbell said. “Plus, I mean, it’s Nebraska. If you’re a K-State fan, the Nebraska game is a big game.

“You don’t want to get beat like that by a rival or anybody. It sits sour with a lot of people, fans and players included.”

Oh, I certainly understand – I haven’t forgotton 81-16 at the hands of the TU Shortdicks.&#160 Nevertheless, Mr. Campbell, I trust you’ll forgive me if I still want NU to win.

Sunday evening brings the game I’m dreading – the Dall-assed Cupcakes in the rematch against the Warshingt’n F’skins.

MERLIN:&#160 You mean “Washington”.

KORRIOTH:&#160 You mean “Redskins”.

VENOMOUS:&#160 What’d I tell you the first time???

MERLIN, KORRIOTH:&#160 (ulp!)

Dallas does&#160 have new receiver Roy Williams now, so we’ll see.&#160 Ideally, I’d love to see 77-0, but that’s just me.

#18 Texas Christian and #5 Oklahoma are off this week.

We’re back Monday with the recap.&#160 In the meantime, Bucky is a 14-point favorite at home against UMinnehaha, and the question this week for HDD is – will the Axe stay in Madison for a fifth straight year?

Okay, so here you have the Ayatollah Obambi gonna get a pooch for his two little tax deductions indoctrinaires squids.

Ever since president-elect Obama mentioned that his kids are getting a puppy, dog lovers around the world have been panting with anticipation to learn what kind of dog will become first pup.

Thus proving that some dog lovers don’t have anything better to do than sit and let the fecal grey matter between their ears calcify while breathlessly watching Dancing with the Stars.

Obama, who described the decision as a “major issue,”

Yeah, and the problem is – the clueless dickweed meant&#160 it.&#160 While the Al-Obambi economy contiues to crumble around him, while people around him are in danger of losing their homes to foreclosure, businesses are laying off employees left & right, while whomever it is pretending to be the late Obama Osama bin Laden plans another attack on the United States, while China makes plans to move on Taiwan, while NKorea plans to overrun SKorea, he’s&#160 agonizing over which effin’ dog&#160 to get.

is on the hunt for an allergy-free dog, since daughter Malia is allergic.

Here’s a clue for the Manchurian Muslim MESSIAH&#153!!!:&#160 Get a sheepdog and a prescription for Claritin.

Sheesh.

Seeing that Obama is the first “global president,” it’s not surprising that the Fido frenzy has gone international.

No, but it does&#160 clearly demonstrate the world’s IQ.

No, that’s not a compliment.

Peru has suggested its native Peruvian hairless dog, a bald, toothless breed, which actually looks cuter than it sounds. (You can get better acquainted with the breed here.) The country even has a specific dog in mind. Nicknamed “Ears,”

SPEW!!!!1!!ONE!!1!!ELEVENTY!!!11!

Nicknamed…what!?!?!!&#160

the four-month-old has been offered formally to the future first family in a letter sent to the U.S. Embassy. If the Obama girls reject the Peruvian pup, we hope it won’t create an international incident.

And if they accept&#160 it…will we be able to tell the difference between doggie & daddy?

ROFL!!!!!&#160