As I sit here, bottled water in hand, trying desperately to replenish the fluids I’ve lost puking my guts out the last five hours…
…that’s right, Denizens, your obdt. svt. (a little Blackie Sherrod lingo, there) and part-time Sith Lord appears to have run right smack dab into the flu…
…I am reminded of the one line I always tell you guys at this time of year:
“Remember – vote for whomever you want…just don’t vote for a Demoscum.”
And never has it been any truer than today, for a myriad of reasons.
* If the Demoscum win today, free speech will lose.  Badly.  They will reinstitute the so-called “Fairness Doctrine” and try to ram home a provision to make it apply to blogs like This Fine One™ here.
* If the Demoscum win today, the right to keep & bear arms for our self-defense will be Bambi facing Godzilla.  And it will get trampled just as easily.
* If the Demoscum win today, confiscatory taxation will once again be the order of the day, as Big Business™ will once more become the target of poupulist bleating by a party that wants to own all business and graciously  allow us to keep a miniscule fraction of the fruits that we are granted by working for Our Gracious Overlords™.
* If the Demoscum win today, politically-correct thought will become mandatory, and group identities like Professionally Offended Minorities™, the Heterophobe Community™, et. al, will be elevated in class over us Common Folk™ in Flyover Country™.  And the right to protest their little pet agendas, such as abortion, heterophobia, etc, will be quickly kicked to the curb, and those of us who dare practice them will be herded into the re-education camps.
* If the Demoscum win today, the official state religion will become Gaia™, as we are forced at bended knee to pay homage to Mother Earth™.
I could go on, but I think you get the point.
Now, it’s not as if we’re going to just stand there, bend over, grab the ankles and just take  it.  Oh, no.  Anyone who thinks that  about us is even more deluded than I thought.  I’d just kinda hate to see it come to that, is all.
So I, the King & Tyrant™ about this place, merely wish you a safe, pleasant – and victorious – Election Day.
Now, go vote, dammit!
ThatIsAll™.