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The Department of Adding Insult To Injury brings us this where we find out that Linguinispineya, ever being the dickless wonder that reaches across the aisle, suspended illegal-alien deportation activities until after last week’s election.

According to my sources, the Bush administration issued a 72-hour cease-and-desist order to all fugitive apprehension teams to spare Obama embarrassment over his Kenyan half-aunt, Zeituni Onyango.

The Associated Press reported on Nov. 1 that Onyango was a deportation evader — one of an estimated 700,000 illegal alien absconders who have ignored orders from immigration judges to leave the country.

Hell, Weenieya, why didn’t you just grant Aunti Zeituni a full fucking pardon while you were at it, huh?

But wait, it gets better.&#160 Not only did he put the order into effect for Mary Magdalene dear old Aunti – he shut down deportation proceedings nationwide.

But the politicized order was even worse than the AP reported. The deportation process wasn’t simply slowed down for public relations reasons and fear of a media backlash. The process was completely frozen.

An Immigration and Customs Enforcement source familiar with Western field offices told me: “The ICE fugitive operations group throughout the United States was told to stand down until after the election from arresting or transporting anyone out of the United States. This was done to avoid any mistakes of deporting or arresting anyone who could have a connection to the election, i.e., anyone from Kenya who could be a relative. The decision was election-driven.”

Another source close to ICE operations in a Southern California field office confirmed that immigration officials there received the same directive: “The reason they included all offices in the United States was to show that they were not targeting the district office where Aunti lived. They don’t want to pick her up by mistake and cause a big problem.”

Yeah, why enforce the law when you can grease the skids for the opponent of He Who Dared Oppose You In 2000&#153?&#160 One last shiv in the ribs for McRINO, as it were.

Except it missed McZhamnesty and hit the American people flush.

One last betrayal of the conservatives who put El Weeniedente&#153 in that office in the first place.

And in the meantime, Jose Compean & Ignacio Ramos continue to rot in prison simply for doing their jobs as Border Patrol agents.

This is what he and the rest of the fucking RINOs think of us, Denizens.&#160 Bush and the rest of the crapweasel moderate&#160 Repukes are more fucking concerned with politics, with being “kinder, gentler”, with their fucking so-called “new tone” than they are about, you know, ACTUALLY UPHOLDING THE MOTHERFUCKING LAW!!!!!

This, sportz fanz, is why we, as conservatives, must purge the GOP of its RINO influence and take it back for&#160 conservatives.&#160 This is why we tell the McLames, the Chris Shays, the Lincoln ChappedAss Chafees of the party that they either follow us, or go join the Donktards and cast their lot with them.

And this is why no person named Bush must ever&#160 occupy the White House ever again.

I sit here considering the comment that our illustrious co-scribe bestowed on us in the First Mutt post just a few lines down….when he said,

No, but it does clearly demonstrate the world’s IQ.

… got me to thinking.

SG RAYEGUN: Korrioth you say one damn thing and you AND your genitalia are gonna find out how much FUN that painstick is when it’s connected to a warp drive generator!

Anways, what was I saying…oh yes, the world’s IQ.

Well, this is more along the line of AMERICA’S IQ. I’ll get to the world’s IQ in a later post.

That comment reminded me that I saw something that will sort of confirm that some Americans still know how to use their God given intelligence. I found this over at Rush’s site earlier this week. It’s the county-by-county map of how the voting went in the election eighth days ago.

You can check it out here.

As you can see, that map at least indicates SOME OF US understood what was at stake in the election.

The problem was, the mind-fucked robots in the population centers like Austin, Houston, Chicago, Las Vegas, and the coasts blindly followed their MSM programming and sent our country further down the path to socialistic communism.

Thanks a bunch ya fucktards! By the way, in case you missed it along the way it’s “USA” not “USSA“!!!

If only elections were decided by which candidate won the largest amount of square miles of the “Fruited Plains”. Alas much like money in our wallets over the next four years, that too is a dwindling pipedream.

We all know Al-Obambi is already striving to tear up the Constitution and use it to wipe his ass. Which means that next up will be the Bill of Rights. Al-Obambi has made clear his disdain for the Second Amendment, then again name ANY dictator who liked the thought of an armed populace… At least we can all comfort in this.

Your General needs to schedule his weapons refresher class before the end of the month! Then contribute my portion to the “boom” that Fox News article refers to. I would advise y’all to do the same.

ThatIsAll&#153

‘Tis the beginning of the end at the offices of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153 – for some folks, anyway.

The high school playoffs get underway this weekend, which means that for my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets, it’s their annual trek to the Land Of One And Done&#153.

Or is it?&#160 They catch Seguin HS out of Arlington tonight, and Seguin’s record (4-6, 4-0), while nothing to sneeze at, doesn’t look all that great – and if you’ll recall, I’ve never been too fond of playoff teams with losing records.

That said, Heights’ playoff record the last few years has been, well, abysmal.&#160 So we’ll see.

Also tonight, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo visit Ohio one more time to play the University of Akron Zips.&#160 Realm&#153 Intelligence…

KORRIOTH:&#160 Damned oxymoron, if you ask me.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Now, now.&#160 I let you zap ’em with the painstick, didn’t I?

KORRIOTH:&#160 For all of three fucking seconds!

VENOMOUS:&#160 I know, I know.&#160 But I have to keep ’em around as long as I can, ’cause no one wants to endure your boot camp.

KORRIOTH:&#160 It is an honor&#160 to sit in one of my classes!

VENOMOUS:&#160 Tell them that with the agonizers off&#160 their genetalia.

KORRIOTH:&#160 (grunt)

…having been properly chastised, tells us that Vegas has the Bulls as a 3&#189-point road dog.&#160 UBuff therefore has to keep it under two touchdowns for it to count, but I think they could win this one.

Saturday, Nebraska will travel to Manhattan, Kansas, to take on the Wildcats of K-State.&#160 K-State is pretty much playing out the string, having already fired head coach Ron Prince, but the Huskers shouldn’t take this one lightly – K-State isn’t.

“I don’t think anybody’s not had lingering feelings over that game,” K-State defensive end Ian Campbell said. “Plus, I mean, it’s Nebraska. If you’re a K-State fan, the Nebraska game is a big game.

“You don’t want to get beat like that by a rival or anybody. It sits sour with a lot of people, fans and players included.”

Oh, I certainly understand – I haven’t forgotton 81-16 at the hands of the TU Shortdicks.&#160 Nevertheless, Mr. Campbell, I trust you’ll forgive me if I still want NU to win.

Sunday evening brings the game I’m dreading – the Dall-assed Cupcakes in the rematch against the Warshingt’n F’skins.

MERLIN:&#160 You mean “Washington”.

KORRIOTH:&#160 You mean “Redskins”.

VENOMOUS:&#160 What’d I tell you the first time???

MERLIN, KORRIOTH:&#160 (ulp!)

Dallas does&#160 have new receiver Roy Williams now, so we’ll see.&#160 Ideally, I’d love to see 77-0, but that’s just me.

#18 Texas Christian and #5 Oklahoma are off this week.

We’re back Monday with the recap.&#160 In the meantime, Bucky is a 14-point favorite at home against UMinnehaha, and the question this week for HDD is – will the Axe stay in Madison for a fifth straight year?