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7997.28.

Seven thousand, nine hundred ninety-seven point twenty-eight.

That’s where the Dow Jones Industrial Average is as of this moment.

Since the Ayatollah Obambi’s treasury secretary, Emperor Paulson, declared his intention not to bail out “toxic assets” with the trillion-dollar Crap Sandwich 2.0&#153, and since the automotive industry in Obambi’s blue state of Michigan signaled their greed in whining for part of that bailout, stocks have nosedived.&#160 The Dow has lost nearly 50% of its value, thanks to the failed economic policies of Al-Obambi.

And the country, so full of itself with HOPE!!!&#160 and CHANGE!!!,&#160 continues to implode apace.

Hey, America, you damnfools&#160 voted for this jug-eared son-of-a-bitch.&#160 You wholeheartedly deserve not only this, but the worse…and worst…that is to come.

Let’s hope that folks don’t get so desperate that you libtard fucksticks have to find some way of defending yourselves when the wolves are at your door.

Me, I won’t lift so much as a finger to help.&#160 I’ll be videotaping it all, and laughing at each nanosecond of it.
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The Department of Well, This Is A Shock&#153 chimes in with this not terribly surprising piece of crap which should surprise no one save those living under rocks.

An overwhelming majority of science professors at Texas’ public and private universities say they’re against a state policy requiring that weaknesses in the theory of evolution be covered in public school science classes, according to a new study released Monday.

Nah, can’t have the young skulls full o’ mush (a little Rush lingo, there) gettin’ their minds filled with, y’know, actual truth.&#160 That might, who knows? postpone their inevitable indoctrination into the One World Religion of Gaia and Mother Earth ‘n all.&#160 We can’t very well have that, now can we?

About 95 percent of those responding to the study by the progressive socialist [Fixed it for ya.&#160 -DV]&#160 group Texas Freedom Network said schools should teach “just evolution” in covering the origins of life on earth. The rest said children should learn both evolution and the creationist theory called “intelligent design.”

Ah yes.&#160 The so-called “Texas Freedom Network”, the group started by liberal bimbo Samantha Smoot Smantha Smut and led until recently by the daughter of the late Damn Bitchards, Cece – otherwise known as “Princess Butch”, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, that’s sure a ringing endorsement from an obviously fair & balanced, non-partisan&#160 group there.&#160 Not a scintilla of bias anywhere to be found there, NoSirreeBob&#153.&#160

A sociology professor at the University of Texas at Arlington surveyed 464 university biologists and anthropologists in the study, released just as the State Board of Education gears up for Wednesday’s public hearing on new science curriculum standards.

Oh, right.&#160 “Sociology”.&#160 Among the most liberal of the Liberal Arts.&#160 And the asshat probably got to pick out whom he polled, too.

Nah, no bias to see here, move along.

A main topic of discussion is expected to be how teachers should treat Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution.

“Many of these science faculty members help determine who gets into our state colleges and universities,” said the study’s author, Raymond A. Eve.

Which is probably one of the primary reasons why our college grads are so fucking handicapped & behind the proverbial 8-ball once academia has finished indoctrinating “educating” them.&#160 Garbage in, garbage out, to quote the old IT aphorism.

“Their responses should send parents a clear message that those who want to play politics with science education are putting our kids at risk.”

Because obviously the Gaiaists who love playing politics with Johnny’s ed-u-ma-ca-shun can’t handle all the political competition.

Most study respondents said they believe any focus on the weaknesses of evolution theory and on alternative theories would harm students’ college readiness and their ability to compete for jobs.

Not to mention that they won’t be able to buy & sell without that all-important allegiance to Mommy Earth and Gaia.

Hell – why don’t we just stamp the “666” on their foreheads now and be done with it, hm?

Texas Freedom Network president Kathy Miller, whose group often spars with social conservatives, said it would be a mistake to ignore the beliefs of science professors from public and private universities across the state.

“This survey leaves no doubt that the political crusade against evolution and other attempts to dumb down our public school science curriculum are deeply misguided,” Ms. Miller said.

“Dumb down our public school science curriculum”, Kathy, you ignorant slut?&#160 Projection much, you Cupid Stunt&#153?

Fucking bigoted cuntmuffins.&#160