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The Department of Way Too Much Damned Information&#153 brings us this retch-inducing piece of trivia.

The quote itself will go below the fold, just because I at least have some&#160 compassion for my Denizens.

“My mom licked me – that was her punishment … If I didn’t listen … she’d lick the side of my face or under my armpit … She’d say, ‘You came out of my vagina and I own every part of you’.” — Rosario Dawson, talking to the New York Times”

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Gather ’round, Denizens, gather ’round.

Mark the date & time.&#160 I’m about to say something dramatically monumental.&#160 Or monumentally dramatic.&#160 Something I never thought I’d hear myself say ever again.

MERLIN:&#160 You’re getting married again.

[Venomous throws his outstretched hand at Merlin and sautées him with Force-lightning.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Shut.&#160 The.&#160 Fuck.&#160 UP.

MERLIN:&#160 Ow.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Then what, m’liege?

Simple, really, guys.

I was wrong.&#160 Very wrong, and massively stupid to boot.

ALL:&#160

That’s right, guys.&#160 I’m admitting to massive judgmental error-ery.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Who are you and what have you done with Lord Venomous?

VENOMOUS:&#160 Shut up for a minute and I’ll explain.

As you guys’ll recall, about a month ago, I rendered an opinion positive on the election of one Michael Steele as RNC chair-type-person.

I said, and I quote:

Steele is an unabashed, unapologetic conservative, the first since Haley Barbour in this humble scribe’s opinion. He will provide dynamic leadership as we strive to rebuild the party from the disasterous era of “compassionate conservatism” and Demoscum-lite-ness.

Well, after reading about what Steele really thinks of Rush, I’m throwing the bullshit flag on myself.&#160 15 yard penalty, loss of down, fourth down.

On the same night he was offering the keynote address to the Conservative Political Action Conference, Rush Limbaugh drew criticism from an unlikely source: Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele.

In a little-noticed interview Saturday night, Steele dismissed Limbaugh as an “entertainer” whose show is “incendiary” and “ugly.”

And when failed half-assed suckweed excuse-for-a-comedienne – no, that’s not a typo – D.L. Hughley likened Limbaugh & the CPAC attendees to Nazis…the son-of-a-bitch Widdle Mikey Steele Linguini sat there with his thumb up his ass and let it go.

A real chairman would have called Hughley the race-baiting fuckstick that he is.&#160 A real man would invite the ball-less little shitheel outside for an ass-whipping of gargantuan proportions.

Anytime you’re ready, Dick Lick.

As for Mr. Linguini, he supposedly called Rush later Monday to, quote unquote, “stop the feud”.&#160 The damage, however, has been done, and it’s probably irreparable at this point.

Rush said it best earlier today on his show:

Now, Mr. Steele, if it is your position as the chairman of the Republican National Committee that you want a left wing Democrat president and a left wing Democrat Congress to succeed in advancing their agenda, if it’s your position that you want President Obama and Speaker Pelosi and Senate Leader Harry Reid to succeed with their massive spending and taxing and nationalization plans, I think you have some explaining to do. Why are you running the Republican Party? Why do you claim you lead the Republican Party when you seem obsessed with seeing to it that President Obama succeeds? I frankly am stunned that the chairman of the Republican National Committee endorses such an agenda. I have to conclude that he does because he attacks me for wanting it to fail.

Steele, you stupid-ass, you’re either with us or you’re with the socialist scum on the Left.&#160 And if you want conservative money lining the coffers of the GOP, it probably behooves you, dumbshit, to get on your hands and knees before the base of our party – the base that, frankly, keeps you assclowns in business! – start kissing our feet and try to convince us that all that pathetic display amounted to was nothing more than a putrid brain-fart.

What you fail to understand, Mikey, is that conservatives were already sufficiently pissed-off to make your life a living hell BEFORE&#160 you opened your skanky piehole.

Throwing Rush and his conservative listener base under the bus like the Ayatollah does with his tax-cheating Cabinet-pick du jour&#160 is not&#160 gonna win friends & influence people, idiot.&#160 Especially&#160 if you’re going on national cable TV endorsing&#160 the plans of someone who’s ostensibly your opponent, no?

“Shaky start”?&#160 Trust me, Mikey, you doofus:&#160 Rush was being nice.

Your ass oughta be fired.&#160 Like, yesterday.

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