Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Guys, we are gathered here today to witness the execution of Douchebag Jackfag’s SCBBS! access…yes, Lieutenant?
T-BONE MCMANX:  Message coming in from South Buckystan, m’Liege.  Decrypting now.
VENOMOUS:  Okay, let’s have it.
[McManx hands the datapad to His Rudeness.]
IT’Z BEEN WHILE SINCE IV HADZ CHEW TOY.
IF U CAN GIT TEH CHEW TOY 2 KEEP COMIN BAK, I’M ALL 4 LETTIN IT WANDR TEH HALLS.
[Venomous smacks Ozy upside the head.]
VENOMOUS:  Dammit, McManx!!  How many times have I told you?!  DO NOT USE THE LOLCAT DECRYPT ON TRANSMISSIONS FROM BUCKYSTAN!!!!!
T-BONE MCMANX (rubbing head gingerly):  Aye, sir.
…
Okay, HDD, you win.  He’s all yours.
For now.
Douchebag, you’re on a short leash.
Denizens, this should make for some nice reading for you guys until tonight, when we shall bring the airlock controls online and have ourselves a public “execution”.
(In other words, Douchebag Jackoff, I’ve denied your request at clemency, and I’m throwing your skanky ass off my site this evening.  And I’m going to milk it for all it’s worth, and enjoy every last fucking minute of it.  
  )
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- It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer
set about 1024x7681280x1024 with your Favorites windowactivated on the leftdeactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)
(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.