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I guess what they say is true about hell having no fury and all that.

Gubernatorial candidate Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison said Gov. Rick Perry should be looking for ways to accept $550 million in unemployment fund stimulus money but without committing the state to future federal mandates.

Which sounds to me like proof positive that ol’ Kay Bitchy didn’t read the stimulus bill before creaming her panties to go sign off on it, either.&#160 The Al-Obambi excuse-for-a-government has been very clear in emphasizing that there were going to be strings attached with just such an acceptance.&#160 How it could be spent, where it could be spent, when, etc.

But I guess Kay Bimbo-y was too busy being the fuckin’ Breck Girl&#153&#160 to worry about that.

She told reporters at a Texas Daily Newspaper Association meeting Monday there may be a way to do that. She said Perry should be looking at every avenue to keep employers from facing higher unemployment taxes next year.

Yeah, well here’s an idea, Kay Bint-y:&#160 Howzabout cutting taxes so employers can, you know, PUT PEOPLE BACK TO WORK AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, HUH?!?!?!&#160 I dunno, seems to me that if the citizenry at large is, y’know, actually working, employers aren’t having to worry so much about paying to have these guys sit on their asses.&#160 Y’think?

One wonders how the hell Kay Bitchy’s managed to stay in the Senate all these years, given how atrophied that fecal grey matter between her ears is.

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Denizens, y’wanna know the difference between B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi and those who participate in the Special Olympics?

The Special Olympians are far more intelligent.

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[SCENE:&#160 On the bridge of Pegasus.&#160 When last we left Our Intrepid Heroes&#153, Chief Engineer Lt. Commander Ozymandias McCool had just announced an imminent warp core breach.&#160 Admiral Darth Venomous immediately ordered all hands to escape pods.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Shit!&#160 RED ALERT!!!&#160 All hands to escape pods!!&#160 ABANDON SHIP!!!

[Pegasus’&#160 bridge begins to clear as personnel scurry for the pods.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Captain, see to the safety of all hands!&#160 Move your ass!

KORRIOTH:&#160 Yes, Admiral.&#160 [He hurries aft.]

VENOMOUS (to speaker):&#160 McCool, can you give us any more time?&#160 Slow down the rate of decay in the matter/anti-matter chamber?

OZY MCCOOL (over speaker):&#160 I’m trying, m’liege, but I need the computer for that, and it’s in the process of frying, too!&#160 All my control displays down here have locked up tight, and three of them have turned solid blue and started spouting gibberish!

VENOMOUS (mostly to himself):&#160 Blue screen?&#160 What the fuck…???&#160 [1.76 seconds later, the light bulb goes off in His Rudeness’ head.&#160 His eyes grow wide as he realizes what it has to be.]&#160 Pipe it up here, Ozy, now!

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 But, Admiral—

VENOMOUS:&#160 Now, Commander!!!!!

[The chief engineer obliges, most fearfully.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Holy fuckin’ shit!!!&#160 Shut it down, McCool!&#160 Shut the motherfucking computer down immediately!!!!!

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 But Admiral, what about—

VENOMOUS:&#160 NOW, Lieutenant!!!

[McCool is too terrified by the Admiral’s desperate tone to even notice that he’s just been demoted.&#160 He runs to his personal console and begins pounding buttons.

The response is what you’ve probably figured out it would be – which is to say, nothing.]

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 No response, Admiral!&#160 She won’t shut down and the breach could happen any second!

VENOMOUS:&#160 I don’t care what it takes, McCool!&#160 Destroy it with a phaser if you have to, but get that fucking computer down!!!

UNKNOWN VOICE (over speaker): 90 seconds to breach, Commander!

VENOMOUS (to himself):&#160 Dammit, dammit, dammit…!!!&#160 [He sprints off the bridge, headed towards Engineering.]

(To be continued…)

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