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Item:&#160 The Ayatollah wants to get an updated file video of Air Force One.&#160 So he has the plane buzz Noo Yawk.

A jumbo jet being chased by a F-16 fighter jets buzzed Lower Manhattan this morning, panicking New Yorkers, many of whom were forced to evacuate their office buildings.

It was not a terrorist attack, however, but a photo opportunity for Air Force One, sources told the Post.

President Obama was in Washington at the time, but the low-flying 747 circling the Statue of Liberty was one of the planes used as Air Force One, sources said.

The NYPD and the city were notified of the planned flight, but did not share that information with Mayor Bloomberg and other New Yorkers, many of whom said they were terrified.

Hm.&#160 Guess Obambi was getting such a stiffie from that needle-dick of his while reminiscing about his homies that he thought he’d do a little re-enactment, eh?

Thousands flooded the streets downtown as buildings called evacuations.

“There is situation outside. We don’t have any further information,” went one announcement at the Embassy Suites downtown.

After hearing it was all planned, many of those in the streets complained New Yorkers should have been warned.

“You don’t do this to people down here after all we have been to,” said Jillian Pizzarello, who also works at the Mercantile Exchange.

Whaddya expect from a bunch of incompetent asswipes?&#160 Something resembling sensitivity?

Hey, just remember, dumbasses – y’all&#160 put him there, not us.

And I guaran-damn-tee you George W. Bush wouldn’t have done something stupid-assed like this.

Remember that, next time you’re tempted to vote for a Demoscum.


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